Crouchie's Lawyer

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Prove it....

Im presuming she did and im presuming you tipped?

pop a finger up his a$$

With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order. You sound like a fun girl!

http://www.national-lottery.co.uk HTH PS I want 10% of any potential winnings

Yenn maybe

"Gooooooood Afternoon ma'am. Im calling from Britain has got very much talent"

Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed)

In a jacuzzi too

Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread? Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?!

Teh Mrs was watching 'Jordan & Peter' while I was playing FM08 t'other day and a journo asked Peter this question (well The weirdest place, rather than 3 most weird places) and his answer made me laugh. ...The a$$

You rebel without a cause you

Sorry, it whooshed me. Thought CF may not have seen your original post.

Dirty bugger God was watching you. N.B. Typing in 'nun' on google with safe search off reveals some funneh stuff!

Mine was less subtle

The only thing I wannabee is a spicegirl

You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?! Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows?

Meh, you have a point

Fixed it for you, unless you mean cracking one of your fingers for example?

You couldnt smoke it quick enough if you grew enough of it. I know you would give it a blaady good try though!

There should be. Boom tish. If she were to say no, then im sure that maybe considered to be breaking the law?!

Im bored so my second attempt to liven up this forearm today is in the form of the title question. My 3 would be... On a desk in a bank In a broom cupboard in C&G call centre in Segensworth In a field in Farnborough

I know we all do it in one form or another be it as minor as recording a video of a TV program or copying a CD to drug taking etc. However, If you could be excused for one law breaking event, what would you chose? And it has to be realistic. In terms of realistic I mean you would not be able to change any aspect of your current life to aid you. For example, someone may say 'Go to America to f*ck Britney Spears'. Well I certainly dont have the spare cash lying around to buy a flight to America, let alone the muscle to see off her numerous bouncers, so this is not really realistic. My personal choice would be drug selling. If I knew I would not get caught, I would grow weed in my loft and sell it, could make a tidy living from it.