Crouchie's Lawyer

I have been in Cage Buggies before, not sure if they are the same as a Dune Buggy? They are essentially a go kart with a roll cage over the top and go alot faster. I would say they went about 35-40 MPH and was in the Marwell Zoo Activity bit. I enjoyed it and thought they were a laugh

This was the line which sums you up best Sgobby. Your 'ner ner ner ner ner' attitude makes you feel you thinking your right because we defeat a team who were a division below us last year (scoring a penalty and own goal to boot) equals 3 valuable points for the team. I personally would love nothing more than being proved wrong week in week out and Saints picking up points left right and centre. I fear you however, would rather be proved right to get the attention you so crave than see Saints succeed. This is why you are very similar to Lowe IMO. I wouldnt be surprised to find out you are employed in a position by a certain Mr Lowe along with the other Troll Sundance. Your obsession for him is a lot more stalker esk than a lot of blokes thoughts towards Kelly Brook!

Where did you go on Fri night? Or were you getting drunk alone?!

He did mention this on a thread too

Probably, but its surprising how many people think that this would solve the issue!

Or to make any kind of difference to their £60m wage bill each year!

Printing more money deflates the value of the money. Russia back in tut olden days tried to employ this trick and it got to the point where there was so much money, it was actually cheaper to wipe your a$$ with notes than go out and buy toilet roll. People were walking down the road with wheelbarrows full of cash just to buy a pack of fags! The reason is because if more people had more money, we would be spending more on things. Eg I have £10 I can buy 10 sweets. I have £100 I can buy £100 sweets. With demand becoming more popular, supply is stretched so prices go up.

I personally dont think they will fill a new stadium to the extent that will balance the books, with a wage bill like that, they will be needing to fill a 40,000 stadium every home game. This (contary to what Eyes K8, Corp, Pes and that Mong' fella will say) will not happen. They wont double their fan base willing to go to games over night.

I misread the original post you snotslug and consequently listed all places you can go for a 'lads beery holiday' which I could think of. They were not exactly where I would go, or have been. Just suggestions.

WOMEN - Know your limits

I cannot grasp why anyone would want to buy Pompey? If their wage structure is 95% of their turnover then surely there is NO profit to be made? Infact, you will need to invest in a hell of a lot (Stadium for example, along with training facilities which are Prem (not Tyro) standard, Youth Facilities etc). They are going to need a billionaire who is litterally willing to throw their money away. There are not a lot of these in the world, as most people who have earnt that kind of money, have done so by not throwing money at dead non profit projects! FWIW, if I were a gagillionaire, I would buy a smaller team like Bournemouth and have a lot more fun getting them up through the leagues a la Fulham style!

You went out Fri night too then?

Am I reading this right? Stevo suggests you buy Nuts (Im guessing he is referring to the magazine) and you say you have ther real thing even more? So you get real nuts (I only hope you are referring to peanuts) lots?

Tis the Diesel advert yes (I thought you meant the aftershave!) Very funny though. I like the skittles and the phone ones

I saw one on the IOW for a Wayne Card building contractor. I did take a picture of it, but its on my old phone somewhere so cant find it. I have since tried to goggle it but again couldnt find it.

I didnt win, not a sausage from my 4 tickets!

Only having 2 days off per 5 days working. Should be the other way around!

What underwear (if any?) is she posing in and what position? I will painstakingly trawl through all 366 'real girl' pictures if I have to. The things I do for this forearm! Thats presuming she is in the real girl section? Or is she in another section with an interview etc?

Then phuk her....

Red tube and you porn. HTH

On a different note, has anyone ever had any of that 'Fluff' stuff the yanks have? Its like Marsmallow, but its more gooey. Quite weird and very sickly, you have to scoop it out with a spoon.

To be fair, although a sheet appointment, as it states above, so many people declined to take the job. This is because it ruins your managerial career. They should be glad they have a recognised name!

How do you know that is the same Joanna Whitton? I mean there are normally a few 'john Smiths' and although not as common, there are surely still a few of her?

Meh, a stunner who is phuked in the head is better than a munter who is intelligent IMO

Alright you tetchy bu99er, I was pulling your leg