Crouchie's Lawyer

Argh! Go and play with some tampons and return when you're in a happier mood

Sorry Baj! I know that was aimed at me... If you are still determined even in todays climate, then the trick is to find/thik of a sector/industry which you can go into which will not be affected by the credit crunch. Or atleast not as much. People will always need gas, electric, water, cars, food etc etc so something inovative in these industries would be your best bet. However, you wouldnt be alone in thinking of new ways to make money in these markets! Alternatively, do what you love. Something you enjoy, which you can make money from?

Well there is no need to e-take it out on others! :snakeman:

Those pubic lice are a pain aren't they!

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Aliright, I was only teasing. Mr Blobby visiting you this week!

bean flicking dirter! :idea:

My thoughts exactly. A lot of companies will be laying off rather than employing and if you were lucky to be taken on by someone, if the company needed to cut its cloth accordingly in the near future, your newly aquired job could be at risk. If your current role is earning you enough to live from, stick at it while the storm is approaching and over head.

Price reduced to £5995 now

Crouchie selling a wii! Tis a bit out of order, accepting a bid then selling half the stuff! Not sure you should bother advertising on here again mate as I dont think too many people will trust you!

Open up a tea shop in USA. They dont have much tea or any decent tea over there so you will make a killing. Only downside is you will have to live in yankey doodle.

Its cool, im gonna change it on a two weekely basis I thinks

PHSA? Pulsating Hand Secksual Arouser?

At the very bottom of each screen there is a drop down list of languages. Change it to English (Pirate) All facebook info and writing is then translated to Pirate speach me harteys!

Id be more intreagued with what results Scott got back from typing 'Women who masturbate' into google! Bet you would need safe search on for that!

Aren't they all dried up by that age?! (over 65)

They all double click their mouses from time to time

Well you dont have to go as far as teabagging yourself. A peck would surfice

Scud whats this CSS your studying???

Who is this Dan your ramming? Does he luurrvve you back?

It was a reference to his name.....

Fri: Went over a mates, drank copious amount of Vodka before heading into Oceana. Played the stirling role of wing man and managed to get my mate a bit of fluff. Go me. Sat: Not a great lie in as I was planning, mainly because I was still hanging out my @rse from the night before. Got a KFC with teh Mrs and went over my mates for Pizza, weed and wii. Sun: Better lie in, then helped a mate remove all his gumph from his house as his rental agreement expired. Earned myself a 6 month old hardly used couch out of it to replace my scratched to sheet 3 year old sofa. Nice. Played FM08 in evening whilst watching the days footeh. 7/10

Ok, if you dont wish to say, lets play the guessing game and if we guess right, you have to tell us we are right. My guess is that you are fed up popping your head up above ground in the middle of a dog's freshly laid chocolate log?

Good dog. Not one of these 'small dogs' that can be carried around in a bag! They are not real dogs. Are you looking for him to just get rid of his frustrations or are you looking to use him as a breed dog? Incidently, has he been speyed? And if not, if he were speyed, would this solve the sniff problem?

what is this xhamster you speak of?!