Crouchie's Lawyer

Crouchie selling a wii! Tis a bit out of order, accepting a bid then selling half the stuff! Not sure you should bother advertising on here again mate as I dont think too many people will trust you!

Open up a tea shop in USA. They dont have much tea or any decent tea over there so you will make a killing. Only downside is you will have to live in yankey doodle.

Its cool, im gonna change it on a two weekely basis I thinks

PHSA? Pulsating Hand Secksual Arouser?

At the very bottom of each screen there is a drop down list of languages. Change it to English (Pirate) All facebook info and writing is then translated to Pirate speach me harteys!

Id be more intreagued with what results Scott got back from typing 'Women who masturbate' into google! Bet you would need safe search on for that!

Aren't they all dried up by that age?! (over 65)

They all double click their mouses from time to time

Well you dont have to go as far as teabagging yourself. A peck would surfice

Scud whats this CSS your studying???

Who is this Dan your ramming? Does he luurrvve you back?

It was a reference to his name.....

Fri: Went over a mates, drank copious amount of Vodka before heading into Oceana. Played the stirling role of wing man and managed to get my mate a bit of fluff. Go me. Sat: Not a great lie in as I was planning, mainly because I was still hanging out my @rse from the night before. Got a KFC with teh Mrs and went over my mates for Pizza, weed and wii. Sun: Better lie in, then helped a mate remove all his gumph from his house as his rental agreement expired. Earned myself a 6 month old hardly used couch out of it to replace my scratched to sheet 3 year old sofa. Nice. Played FM08 in evening whilst watching the days footeh. 7/10

Ok, if you dont wish to say, lets play the guessing game and if we guess right, you have to tell us we are right. My guess is that you are fed up popping your head up above ground in the middle of a dog's freshly laid chocolate log?

Good dog. Not one of these 'small dogs' that can be carried around in a bag! They are not real dogs. Are you looking for him to just get rid of his frustrations or are you looking to use him as a breed dog? Incidently, has he been speyed? And if not, if he were speyed, would this solve the sniff problem?

what is this xhamster you speak of?!

I lol'd! What breed is it Influenced?

Im going to invent child size oven gloves to cover that one. Ill glue them on to my kids at age 2 and they wont come off until they are at least 10 years old!

Recently seen: Dark Knight - Thought it was quite good. In running with Batman Begins and the whole 'Dark' Batman. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Teh Mrs choice, wasnt actually that bad for a chick flick. Russell Brand is quite funneh in it. 21 - Great film, loved it. Very clever too. Wanted - Again, very original. Nice twist and I liked this film a lot too. Other amazing films I love: Shawshank Redemption - If you havent seen it, you should be shot. The Hurricane Minority Report Man On Fire The Butterfly Effect - Very good concept Secret Window Gothika Lord Of The Rings (all) Star Wars (all) Saw (all) Silence Of The Lambs The list is endless, however if on the off chance you havent seen any of the above I would highly recommend you do see them!

Bought Halo 3, played 10 minutes. Hated it. Havent played it since.

erm... yes?

Are you still being stalked from behind from your boss? If so, when will this madness end?

Yeah that too. I seem to win more often on the Euro Millions than on the normal lotto though which is weird.

My original thoughts about the covers were that they were crawl. That the cats would feel them on their claws and not like it. It maybe propaganda (sp?) but the site says they dont hurt them and the cats get used to them in no time at all. I was and still am fully aware of what owning a pet means and the consequences of doing this, however, if there is a painless, agro free way of solving this issue, im willing to try it. If they show any signs of discomfort, ill take them off. I was hoping someone on here may have actually tried them before though.

Maybe this is where the funds are coming from? And why he said 'Might' be in this week? Did you see how much he placed? was it a few million?