Crouchie's Lawyer

I think your confusing students with Politicians, Teachers and Doctors.

I always find when I drink I want to go out, therefore dont drink alone. Saves money too!

c) Both

Any Henry in particular? For example if I threw a in would this be ok?

Touche

You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50

How did you do it?

Best username on this site IMO

Not to mention wandering all through Marwell tomorrow. Skyving ******! I hope no one from yoru work uses TSW jilleh otherwise you may be sprung!

Hopefully, I wanna see some fitteh students

Jackpot is £100m this time. HTH

They will all be up london rd though wont they? Rather than leisure world?

oo, me me me!!! :smt041

Is this not similar to the £5m thread? Anyhow, I have 4 tickets already and think we maybe getting a syndicate at work too. I would certainly retire. Buy everything I ever wanted. Pay off all SFC debts on the proviso Lowe, Wilde & Askam left and live like a king for the rest of my days.

If you're going to make a joke, atleast make it gramatically correct! Its queue not cue. Anyway, she is on the blob so you will be left with red willeh, jokes on you!

Exactly. They always had gimpy people who couldnt run properly and by the end of the show, I was quite glad they never got anything as I was so wound up by how stupid they were when doing puzzles! :smt021

lol, yes Im quite sure. Cue you telling me she is with you...

What about the secky ones?

is that phuk or tvvat?

lol! On one hand (I think it was about a month ago or so) you have the boss of said copper who gave you a ticking off telling people to be more heroic in situtaions like this, then you have the coppers themselves saying not to! I would have been cheeky to teh copper and said I have it from higher authority than you that what I did was ok. Although he would have probably found some reason to nick me. cops eh!

Where do you work?

I hope you lumped the tvvat who was messing someone's bike up? Students are fine until they start doing sheet like that. Its almost as if its their first time getting drunk, they are like kids!

Down your drink you virgin! They all go up London Road way though dont they? Im out tonight, going to Oceana though as my mates love it. Me? Meh, I can take it or leave it, its not great. Would be nice if a few young student fillies were there tonight though!

Ladybois!