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Crouchie's Lawyer

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  1. Then phuk her....
  2. Red tube and you porn. HTH
  3. On a different note, has anyone ever had any of that 'Fluff' stuff the yanks have? Its like Marsmallow, but its more gooey. Quite weird and very sickly, you have to scoop it out with a spoon.
  4. To be fair, although a sheet appointment, as it states above, so many people declined to take the job. This is because it ruins your managerial career. They should be glad they have a recognised name!
  5. How do you know that is the same Joanna Whitton? I mean there are normally a few 'john Smiths' and although not as common, there are surely still a few of her?
  6. Meh, a stunner who is phuked in the head is better than a munter who is intelligent IMO
  7. Alright you tetchy bu99er, I was pulling your leg
  8. I think your confusing students with Politicians, Teachers and Doctors.
  9. I always find when I drink I want to go out, therefore dont drink alone. Saves money too!
  10. Any Henry in particular? For example if I threw a in would this be ok?
  11. Touche
  12. You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50
  13. Best username on this site IMO
  14. Not to mention wandering all through Marwell tomorrow. Skyving ******! I hope no one from yoru work uses TSW jilleh otherwise you may be sprung!
  15. Hopefully, I wanna see some fitteh students
  16. Jackpot is £100m this time. HTH
  17. They will all be up london rd though wont they? Rather than leisure world?
  18. oo, me me me!!! :smt041
  19. Is this not similar to the £5m thread? Anyhow, I have 4 tickets already and think we maybe getting a syndicate at work too. I would certainly retire. Buy everything I ever wanted. Pay off all SFC debts on the proviso Lowe, Wilde & Askam left and live like a king for the rest of my days.
  20. If you're going to make a joke, atleast make it gramatically correct! Its queue not cue. Anyway, she is on the blob so you will be left with red willeh, jokes on you!
  21. Exactly. They always had gimpy people who couldnt run properly and by the end of the show, I was quite glad they never got anything as I was so wound up by how stupid they were when doing puzzles! :smt021
  22. lol, yes Im quite sure. Cue you telling me she is with you...
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