Crouchie's Lawyer

WOMEN - Know your limits

I cannot grasp why anyone would want to buy Pompey? If their wage structure is 95% of their turnover then surely there is NO profit to be made? Infact, you will need to invest in a hell of a lot (Stadium for example, along with training facilities which are Prem (not Tyro) standard, Youth Facilities etc). They are going to need a billionaire who is litterally willing to throw their money away. There are not a lot of these in the world, as most people who have earnt that kind of money, have done so by not throwing money at dead non profit projects! FWIW, if I were a gagillionaire, I would buy a smaller team like Bournemouth and have a lot more fun getting them up through the leagues a la Fulham style!

You went out Fri night too then?

Am I reading this right? Stevo suggests you buy Nuts (Im guessing he is referring to the magazine) and you say you have ther real thing even more? So you get real nuts (I only hope you are referring to peanuts) lots?

Tis the Diesel advert yes (I thought you meant the aftershave!) Very funny though. I like the skittles and the phone ones

I saw one on the IOW for a Wayne Card building contractor. I did take a picture of it, but its on my old phone somewhere so cant find it. I have since tried to goggle it but again couldnt find it.

I didnt win, not a sausage from my 4 tickets!

Only having 2 days off per 5 days working. Should be the other way around!

What underwear (if any?) is she posing in and what position? I will painstakingly trawl through all 366 'real girl' pictures if I have to. The things I do for this forearm! Thats presuming she is in the real girl section? Or is she in another section with an interview etc?

Then phuk her....

Red tube and you porn. HTH

On a different note, has anyone ever had any of that 'Fluff' stuff the yanks have? Its like Marsmallow, but its more gooey. Quite weird and very sickly, you have to scoop it out with a spoon.

To be fair, although a sheet appointment, as it states above, so many people declined to take the job. This is because it ruins your managerial career. They should be glad they have a recognised name!

How do you know that is the same Joanna Whitton? I mean there are normally a few 'john Smiths' and although not as common, there are surely still a few of her?

Meh, a stunner who is phuked in the head is better than a munter who is intelligent IMO

Alright you tetchy bu99er, I was pulling your leg

I think your confusing students with Politicians, Teachers and Doctors.

I always find when I drink I want to go out, therefore dont drink alone. Saves money too!

c) Both

Any Henry in particular? For example if I threw a in would this be ok?

Touche

You wont at that £1 you didnt buy is the winning ticket, and its mine. Incidently, the tickets are £1.50

How did you do it?

Best username on this site IMO

Not to mention wandering all through Marwell tomorrow. Skyving ******! I hope no one from yoru work uses TSW jilleh otherwise you may be sprung!