Crouchie's Lawyer

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Stoke, Hull, Derby. All teams who have been promoted of recent. All who DO NOT adopt the total football approach. I think this goes some way to answering the question. The CCC is typically a harder league. Obviously the players in the prem have the perfect timings when it comes to taclking. Are better finishers of the ball , better passers etc. This is why they are prem players. CCC players are a little slower. Maybe not as good at passing or tackling. To compensate for this, you have to use your brain a little more and if this mean's hoofing the ball behind 'Gary the Giant' centre back as you know you are quicker than him, but he is stronger than you so you have to partake in a one on one race which you know you will win, then so be it. This is why the 'hoof' is quite successful in this league. I would love total football to work. I love watching teams like Arsenal and Man Ure demolish other teams with their fast flowing skillfull football, but im afraid this just is not us. Our youthful players are not big and strong and without the experience either, all bigger CCC players just stamp out our attacks.

10) Weed 11) Secksy ladies 12) Good music 13) Good films 14) Pro Evo 15) Wii Golf 16) Wii Mario Kart 17) The smell of cut grass 18) Blow jobs (Receiving before some c*ck jockey makes a funneh joke) 19) Having money 20) Having a dump ...

Since when have we been limited to only 10 images in a post?! I thought this £5 malarky was for a bigger server!?

lol @ number 8 being

Especially for Aids Victim as he asked so nicely. Similar to the 'Things that **** you off' thread, but indeed for things that do not *** you off but infact things you quite like. 1) Secks 2) Lay ins 3) Chinese food 4) Indian Food 5) Pizza 6) Saturdays & Sundays 7) Alcohol Saints winning 9) Mates List goes on....

Congrats DSM. I found these the other day and was wondering who they belonged to, I think I know now. Did you want them back?

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Clothes probably. Havent brought any in a while and all this walking around naked is getting boring now

Yellow pussy

I bet you're the kind of person that finds the News at Ten 'a right royal jolly barrell of laughs' Is one correct my old chum?

I like to develop random ticks in meetings. The person talking will be waffling on about figures and profit margins when I love to just bang the table lightly and make a loud 'bip' noise whilst flaring my nostrils and looking slightly bosseyed. They f*cking love it

Dear Scottys Mom, Do you fancy a bit of dogging on Bournemouth beach? Lots of love Im_no_sinner xxx

Why cant I see the pictures anymore? Just a stupid picture of a cog firing orange sh*t and two http://www.andreamclean.tv blue banners? They were there earlier?! MB if by ghey legs you mean long, tanned and would look good wrapped around my face, then yes, they are ghey legs

What I hate: Not being fit anymore Not being as skinny as I used to Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!) Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum Stepping in dog sheet Money or lack of it Fat ugly ladies Slow drivers Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother Having to work The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself

I had this on in the background while playing FM08, the non preggers naked girl was a fitty. She had nice bewbs too

Nope you're right, you certainly wouldnt hurt anyone

The company I work for maintains the air con at ITV/GMTV in Londonium Town. I have an access all area's pass (check me out). I was in the canteen when Loose Women finished today. Il Divo did a ghey song at the end of the show and after it finished, they all came through with the presenters of Loose Women to chat and were sat a few yards away from me. The one you are thinking of is the 'hot' one MB refers to above which I said to him in a text. Its Andrea McLean. Super fit...

Mortgage £689 (although going up about £100 as of Dec ) Council Tax £120 ish Car loan £200 I wish I could get rid of it. Been on Autotrader for about 10 weeks in total now and havent even had a call. Started the price off at £10k (which is how much I purchased it for less than 1 year ago) and now its down to £6750 ono! Think its gonna need to come down even further!

Facebook Here b-anter Red tube You porn Yahoo Mail BBC ebay a site I get my DVD's from Internet banking (Smile & LTSB) Autotrader These are prob the most frequently used ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Usain Bolt in a Pompey shirt nailing two bears to a cross with screws from Steven Hawking's wheelchair

And this is the difference between saints fans and pompey fans. Pompey fans would pull the trigger for the ticket.

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Why does he sit at the top of stairs?