Crouchie's Lawyer

You're one angry little fella are'nt you? I think points 3, 4 and 5 may go some way to explaining this though

No deeper query here

Ah I see. Well my knowledge of Thailand is as far as knowing Bangkok is a place within Thailand and it is where the Beach was filmed. Looks nice though

I would.

Lol, he was such a tvvat for adjusting his accent in that interview. It is blatent that his PR guru that tells him what to do/say/wear etc told him he would sound more endearing to the dutch if he spoke like them when infact it just made him even more of a c*ckle than he already was!

Or worse still you could land in Skatesville...

Are NUFC on a mission to get all England managers? Are they just working their way through the back catalogue?

Obviously you have the obvious ones... Magaluf (but you did that this year so im guessing thats a no for this time) Ibiza Ayia Napa Falaraki Benidorm Kos Malia Prague Amsterdam (although more of a weekend break) Vegas Bangkok I went with a few mates to Kranjska Gora in Slovenia. We went snowboarding at the end of Jan, early Feb. Twas amazing. Its something different too.

Im not having a go. Just wondering if he/she is a he or a she?

? generally indicates a question.

Are you female?

Stoke, Hull, Derby. All teams who have been promoted of recent. All who DO NOT adopt the total football approach. I think this goes some way to answering the question. The CCC is typically a harder league. Obviously the players in the prem have the perfect timings when it comes to taclking. Are better finishers of the ball , better passers etc. This is why they are prem players. CCC players are a little slower. Maybe not as good at passing or tackling. To compensate for this, you have to use your brain a little more and if this mean's hoofing the ball behind 'Gary the Giant' centre back as you know you are quicker than him, but he is stronger than you so you have to partake in a one on one race which you know you will win, then so be it. This is why the 'hoof' is quite successful in this league. I would love total football to work. I love watching teams like Arsenal and Man Ure demolish other teams with their fast flowing skillfull football, but im afraid this just is not us. Our youthful players are not big and strong and without the experience either, all bigger CCC players just stamp out our attacks.

10) Weed 11) Secksy ladies 12) Good music 13) Good films 14) Pro Evo 15) Wii Golf 16) Wii Mario Kart 17) The smell of cut grass 18) Blow jobs (Receiving before some c*ck jockey makes a funneh joke) 19) Having money 20) Having a dump ...

Since when have we been limited to only 10 images in a post?! I thought this £5 malarky was for a bigger server!?

lol @ number 8 being

Especially for Aids Victim as he asked so nicely. Similar to the 'Things that **** you off' thread, but indeed for things that do not *** you off but infact things you quite like. 1) Secks 2) Lay ins 3) Chinese food 4) Indian Food 5) Pizza 6) Saturdays & Sundays 7) Alcohol Saints winning 9) Mates List goes on....

Congrats DSM. I found these the other day and was wondering who they belonged to, I think I know now. Did you want them back?

+ + + + = or

Clothes probably. Havent brought any in a while and all this walking around naked is getting boring now

Yellow pussy

I bet you're the kind of person that finds the News at Ten 'a right royal jolly barrell of laughs' Is one correct my old chum?

I like to develop random ticks in meetings. The person talking will be waffling on about figures and profit margins when I love to just bang the table lightly and make a loud 'bip' noise whilst flaring my nostrils and looking slightly bosseyed. They f*cking love it

Dear Scottys Mom, Do you fancy a bit of dogging on Bournemouth beach? Lots of love Im_no_sinner xxx

Why cant I see the pictures anymore? Just a stupid picture of a cog firing orange sh*t and two http://www.andreamclean.tv blue banners? They were there earlier?! MB if by ghey legs you mean long, tanned and would look good wrapped around my face, then yes, they are ghey legs

What I hate: Not being fit anymore Not being as skinny as I used to Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!) Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum Stepping in dog sheet Money or lack of it Fat ugly ladies Slow drivers Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother Having to work The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself