Crouchie's Lawyer

Tonight; Up Talisman pub in Park Gate then out to Oceana with mates. Sat: Massive lie in as im phuking tired, then teh Mrs wants to go to the Church we are wedding in 365 days from today to check out how its decorated for 'Harvist week'. Teh Mrs is cooking a meal in the evening, although I would rather go over my mates for a smoke in the evening and have the meal in the day! Sun: Not a lot planned, probably watch teh footy on telebox. Prediction 7/10 depending on how tonight goes.

McDonalds do the fillet o'fish. Yanks phuking love McDonalds so you cant go wrong!

Phuking skag heads, if they wanna run out in the middle of the road, let them. Infact, reverse over them to make sure the job is done properly! Waste of tax payers money, there was like 5 or 6 police man/women there. Also delayed a lot of people on their travels. I hate being delayed at the best of times, but if it were because of two skag heads I would go mental. I like the fat man stood in the middle of the road with his hands on his hips though!

Phuket! Why dont you go to all three!? Boom tish

Bad mistake by Jan IMO. Even if Killer declared himself fit, he should have only been given a 20 minute run out toward the end. As now we dont have him for the more important task at hand which is picking up CCC points and on top of that, its yet more upheaval of our defence. We will struggle to maintain the same defence 3 games running throughout the season at this rate which is not good at all for the team. Consistancy is the key.

I have a mate who is a Colchester Utd fan for his sins (also quite frustrating as they seemed to be somewhat of a bogey team for us which I received a lot of stick for). When they signed Teddy Sheringham, because the wages were far too much (Football manager has him on £5k a week, although how accurate football manager is in terms of wages im not sure) for Colchester to afford, one of the directors was paying Teddy's wages out of his own pocket. If Rudi does have a win bonus (as wages will be paid regardless if he plays or not) then IMO one of the directors (or all) should pay this bonus and allow arguably our most creative midfielder to play week in week out. Speculate to accumulate. If we dont win when he plays we have not lost out financially. If he plays and we win, then this may entice some of the fans to come back (success breeds the feel good factor) which in itself would generate more money to contribute toward paying this alleged win bonus! I am no genius but I can clearly see this would benefit us.

No sound for some reason?!

Stevo is responsible for the 'sticky' patch which spinners seem to turn the ball well on

I do the best Mouse impression ever. FACT

not much then!

I was bored at work, TMS was dead, b-anter died about a week or so ago so thought I would ask a couple of questions to get peeps talking again. Anyway, re spam thread starter, could I refer you to http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1384 P.S. Re your thread I probably would...

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

Jihad air

Are you implying DSM fathered his daughters child?

You have a bed in your toilet?

I have been given a penalty for a challenge my mate did on my 5 yards outside the area on PES. It does have the odd error in it which I find incredibly funny (and life like for that matter) providing it goes in my favour!

In before he edited it....

Bouffont

Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it. The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

Must have smelt nice

Now i know your lying!

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Definitely some kind of back up system. Maybe this is how he can turn his Fiat panda into a machine capable of doing 250mph!