Crouchie's Lawyer

not much then!

I was bored at work, TMS was dead, b-anter died about a week or so ago so thought I would ask a couple of questions to get peeps talking again. Anyway, re spam thread starter, could I refer you to http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1384 P.S. Re your thread I probably would...

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

Jihad air

Are you implying DSM fathered his daughters child?

You have a bed in your toilet?

I have been given a penalty for a challenge my mate did on my 5 yards outside the area on PES. It does have the odd error in it which I find incredibly funny (and life like for that matter) providing it goes in my favour!

In before he edited it....

Bouffont

Fairly similar experience when me and 2 mates went to a sex cinema (kind of brought it on ourselves going in one of those things). We went in for a laugh, giggling like school girls and the first room we went into (multi screens) was showing a weird S&M film. I thought the cinema was empty so let out a massive fart only to be told after my mate started cracking up that there was a couple making out behind us. We left there and went into a screen where we could hear propper lady groans thinking it would be better. As I opened the door, the Dutch bloke sat on the end of the row right by the exit (not hidden in the corner I may add) had his worm out and he was burping it. Thing is, where he was sat, you couldnt not see it. The secksy groans were coming from two ladies ******ing on each other which was feckin gross. We sat right at the front (which was risky being in the 'firing' line) and decided after spending all of about 30 seconds in there that it wasnt actually funny but infact quite sick. I noticed someone's love paste sliding down the screen on my way out and nearly spewed too.

Must have smelt nice

Now i know your lying!

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Definitely some kind of back up system. Maybe this is how he can turn his Fiat panda into a machine capable of doing 250mph!

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Prove it....

Im presuming she did and im presuming you tipped?

pop a finger up his a$$

With those revealations and your avatar, coupled with the fact I believe you are probably 20/21 years old i think a rule 1 is in order. You sound like a fun girl!

http://www.national-lottery.co.uk HTH PS I want 10% of any potential winnings

Yenn maybe

"Gooooooood Afternoon ma'am. Im calling from Britain has got very much talent"

Pretty broad reply there ponts, I mean technically 34mph in a 30 is speeding. Hardly auxillerating though is it? How fast you talking and where would you reach such speed? Remembering it has to be within your current parameters (so you cant say 200mph unless you have a car / bike or could get a car / bike with the ability to do such speed)