Crouchie's Lawyer

Judging by the size of you, I would say thats about right! You make Starvin Marvin look fat!

I would have been annoyed, I mean you could have gone to tesco's and picked up a cheap crappy one, but chose to go for the creme de la creme in domino's and 30 minutes later, it makes a come back. On the plus side though, you get all the benefit of eating it with none of the down side of unhealthyness!

I lol'd

Should go to the doctors then mongloid? Cant be good, althought there is a bug going around so sounds like you may have that. Good reason for time off work I would say? Just wondering what you do for a living, no reason really

Touch of the old Bulimia have we? Where do you work?

Naturally

Stop touching him then. HTH

Cheers BTF, I may try to see a sports physio, think my mates sister is one so will ask him! Ta

The opitemy of health, just like me

You could make your own lunch rather than buying it. Im sure that would save a few £££'s!

Hey I like the family

and the use of 'fat chance'

I bet she thought she had one over them by taking them to the papers. Jokes on her though as all the Sun are doing is taking the peace out of what a fat bint she is. I bet she claims to be 'big boned' or has a 'thyroid' problem too! LEAVE THE FAST FOOD ALONE YOU HEFFER!

Check out the facebook group wall, there is a fugly girl on there with the surname 'Peed' who thinks its her!

Thats what Im thinking. I bet he didnt even have a dream, its just an genius way of getting women. Think about it, most women love things they cant have, and if they think this bloke is after the girl of his dreams and they dont resemble anything like the girl of his dreams, what better challenge?! Genius!

This bloke is either a complete freak or an absolute genuis! He comes from teh Isle of Wight so I think that may answer the question, but what better way of pulling a stunner than doing this. there is even a face book group. http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?sid=6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Dgirl%2Bof%2Bmy%2Bdreams%26sid%3D6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&gid=62108920514 Sadder still, this is actually what he is doing full time, looking for her!

This is the best site ever!

Extract from the site

Found the site. what a tw*t... http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/story.html

'Despite his scetch being a little basic' made me lol, as well as the comments at the bottom of the article! Seriously, what a muppet. His 'mates' have handed out leaflets they spent £300 doing in London & Pompey. I bet they are not his mates and just taking the peace

Cheers Colin, ill give that a go

Best I can find im afraid as there are no pictures of them on google. Top left is the Mum - Jane (40), top right is Emily (19) (although the picture doesnt do her much justice) bottom left is the eldest daughter - Jessica (22) and bottom right is Charlotte (17) Pics dont do much justice. Emily often goes out clubbing late at night and when she is dolled up, she is a propper fitteh

Go to an all you can eat chinese

Is that your professional diagnosis? :smt087

I have been in her dressing room just after a gig we saw her perform in Amsterdam. She is pretty good live and we got free tickets as we knew her backing singer. Unfortunately she had just left her dressing room and gone onto the tour bus. She didnt leave any of her knickers lying around either