Crouchie's Lawyer

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Found the site. what a tw*t... http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/story.html

'Despite his scetch being a little basic' made me lol, as well as the comments at the bottom of the article! Seriously, what a muppet. His 'mates' have handed out leaflets they spent £300 doing in London & Pompey. I bet they are not his mates and just taking the peace

Cheers Colin, ill give that a go

Best I can find im afraid as there are no pictures of them on google. Top left is the Mum - Jane (40), top right is Emily (19) (although the picture doesnt do her much justice) bottom left is the eldest daughter - Jessica (22) and bottom right is Charlotte (17) Pics dont do much justice. Emily often goes out clubbing late at night and when she is dolled up, she is a propper fitteh

Go to an all you can eat chinese

Is that your professional diagnosis? :smt087

I have been in her dressing room just after a gig we saw her perform in Amsterdam. She is pretty good live and we got free tickets as we knew her backing singer. Unfortunately she had just left her dressing room and gone onto the tour bus. She didnt leave any of her knickers lying around either

Taking a spin on this, how many calories does your lunch have? A total of 2166 kcal's. My body is a temple, however im playing squash (im hoping all the twisting and turning will sort my trapped nerve out in my back) so its all good!

Dawn porter, Lily Allen or the girl you used to work with?

Cos Im a man. Men dont go to doctors FACT. Its reserved for little old grannies who sneeze and think they have AIDS and girls

F::ck yeah, she is a s|ut

I would love it to be in my life time, where they find out what the other 70% (or whatever the percentage is) of our brain is capable of doing. There have been loads of programs on TV saying it maybe things like telepathy, telekenesis etc etc. How cool would that be?!

Possibly sciatica, symptoms sound like it

Today I actually have a decent lunch. I spunked £8.57 on my lunch which consists of; 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 1 pack of cool doritos 1 boost chocolate bar 1 spicy beef roll 1 chicken & mushroom slice 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 1 pear 1 apple and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles)

And he will just tell me I have a trapped nerve wont he?!

Yeah I guess so. In current climate though, I dont think it would be able to be proved

Anyone seen it? Channel 4 Weds at 9pm, think big brother but a family who dont have to be stuck in the house. All three daughters would get it IMO, the Mum aint bad for her age either

Technically the nerve would still be trapped so it doesnt solve the problem, although I wouldnt feel it I know. But let just say without killing myself? How do I get rid of it then?

Trapped nerve? I have some in my lower back and the pain is shooting down my a$$ and down my legs. Its doing my head in. Any suggestions?

She has ot 'that' look about her. I certainly would

Never phucked a chav bird before? Always presumed they sticked to their own and would only be attracted to blokes who wear their cap peaked at a ridiculous angle, tuck their tracksuit bottoms into big socks while wearing rockport shoes and are covered in burberry and big chains from argos. However some chavvy birds can look alright, very s|utty

It was How 2, Fred Dinenage was in it as well though. Im sure How was based on a similar concept? Explaining how things are done?

But Santa is real, or St Nicholas from Turkey (I think?) was real. The tradition has been carried on based on him and excentuaited (sp?) quite a bit. The idea of Santa is real, its just the fact of it is not. Ghosts are a grey area as no one will ever be able to prove it, so its just belief. However, I was a sceptic just as you are, if not more (as it annoyed the sh*t out of my Mrs that I didnt believe her) until I did the ouija board with her family. Now im leaning more the other way.