Crouchie's Lawyer

You could make your own lunch rather than buying it. Im sure that would save a few £££'s!

Hey I like the family

and the use of 'fat chance'

I bet she thought she had one over them by taking them to the papers. Jokes on her though as all the Sun are doing is taking the peace out of what a fat bint she is. I bet she claims to be 'big boned' or has a 'thyroid' problem too! LEAVE THE FAST FOOD ALONE YOU HEFFER!

Check out the facebook group wall, there is a fugly girl on there with the surname 'Peed' who thinks its her!

Thats what Im thinking. I bet he didnt even have a dream, its just an genius way of getting women. Think about it, most women love things they cant have, and if they think this bloke is after the girl of his dreams and they dont resemble anything like the girl of his dreams, what better challenge?! Genius!

This bloke is either a complete freak or an absolute genuis! He comes from teh Isle of Wight so I think that may answer the question, but what better way of pulling a stunner than doing this. there is even a face book group. http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?sid=6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Dgirl%2Bof%2Bmy%2Bdreams%26sid%3D6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&gid=62108920514 Sadder still, this is actually what he is doing full time, looking for her!

This is the best site ever!

Extract from the site

Found the site. what a tw*t... http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/story.html

'Despite his scetch being a little basic' made me lol, as well as the comments at the bottom of the article! Seriously, what a muppet. His 'mates' have handed out leaflets they spent £300 doing in London & Pompey. I bet they are not his mates and just taking the peace

Cheers Colin, ill give that a go

Best I can find im afraid as there are no pictures of them on google. Top left is the Mum - Jane (40), top right is Emily (19) (although the picture doesnt do her much justice) bottom left is the eldest daughter - Jessica (22) and bottom right is Charlotte (17) Pics dont do much justice. Emily often goes out clubbing late at night and when she is dolled up, she is a propper fitteh

Go to an all you can eat chinese

Is that your professional diagnosis? :smt087

I have been in her dressing room just after a gig we saw her perform in Amsterdam. She is pretty good live and we got free tickets as we knew her backing singer. Unfortunately she had just left her dressing room and gone onto the tour bus. She didnt leave any of her knickers lying around either

Taking a spin on this, how many calories does your lunch have? A total of 2166 kcal's. My body is a temple, however im playing squash (im hoping all the twisting and turning will sort my trapped nerve out in my back) so its all good!

Dawn porter, Lily Allen or the girl you used to work with?

Cos Im a man. Men dont go to doctors FACT. Its reserved for little old grannies who sneeze and think they have AIDS and girls

F::ck yeah, she is a s|ut

I would love it to be in my life time, where they find out what the other 70% (or whatever the percentage is) of our brain is capable of doing. There have been loads of programs on TV saying it maybe things like telepathy, telekenesis etc etc. How cool would that be?!

Possibly sciatica, symptoms sound like it

Today I actually have a decent lunch. I spunked £8.57 on my lunch which consists of; 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 1 pack of cool doritos 1 boost chocolate bar 1 spicy beef roll 1 chicken & mushroom slice 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 1 pear 1 apple and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles)

And he will just tell me I have a trapped nerve wont he?!

Yeah I guess so. In current climate though, I dont think it would be able to be proved