Crouchie's Lawyer

Erm, whats happened to smileys? :mad: :confused: :cool: ah, working now

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Fatty boom boom's

Gone up in my opinions. SPeaking the truth to snotty journo's and with style! Fair f*cking play

Jilleh, there seems to be a reoccuring theme in your posts. Most seem to involve alcohol in one form or another. Im worried about you, you know admitting it is the first step to recovery?

I only got £17.89, what kind of cheap skate pub do you run! Nah, in all seriousness, do you have alarms installed? That or get yourself a couple of Rotty's who sleep downstairs. If I were a burgular, confronted by two peaced off Rottweilers barking would be enough to turn me away. Get a nice 'Winchester' rifle too so you can stumble downstairs in your dressing gown and slippers and shoo them away!

Infract his a$$!

Erm, Im_no_sinner wont thank you very much. You two fags can lez off with each other

Very random film, left me a bit empty though as if there should have been more.

i lol'd

No, just the thread police. Im not falling for that one silleh

Ah here comes Scud, ruining all our fun! Yes I am the thread Police

What happened to the girl you pulled the superman act infront of? The one you were trying to impress by staving off the attack of the students? Did she gobble on your lunch meat?

There had to be content to the fred though Scotty Dawg. Like a question, a topic etc etc

aids!

I think this thread should be made into a sticky and can be updated when we find people who have done stupid things. Like this one for example... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders". The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least.

Im more inclined to go for Danielle. SHe is more in proportion than Gemma. She shouldnt of had her tatty boogles done, as they were big anyway! That said, I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted!

Danielle Lloyd or Gemma Atkinson?

1) Sleep with your mum to save your dad's life? 2) Rather drink a glass of vomit or a glass of runny poo 3) Sell your anal virginity (presuming you havent already) and if so, what would be your price? Conversation starting time...

I think this is one of my all time favourite threads, not necessarily the content of the thread itself, but what its based on. A bloke who wants to bang a girl he dreamt up and drew a picture that looks like something my cat could draw. And a super fat blimp who thought she was 'taking them to the papers' only to find that the paper has basically ripped into her for being a calorie chasing chubbeh! You couldnt write it!

boom tish

Better than being the person the cannibal is eating, yeah I'd have to agree!

I did laugh Deppo, twas funneh. Give youself a pat on the back!

Dark Sotonic Mills? Canabal! :smt081

I dunno, hang on, ill give it a go... :vom: no