Crouchie's Lawyer

Im more inclined to go for Danielle. SHe is more in proportion than Gemma. She shouldnt of had her tatty boogles done, as they were big anyway! That said, I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted!

Danielle Lloyd or Gemma Atkinson?

1) Sleep with your mum to save your dad's life? 2) Rather drink a glass of vomit or a glass of runny poo 3) Sell your anal virginity (presuming you havent already) and if so, what would be your price? Conversation starting time...

I think this is one of my all time favourite threads, not necessarily the content of the thread itself, but what its based on. A bloke who wants to bang a girl he dreamt up and drew a picture that looks like something my cat could draw. And a super fat blimp who thought she was 'taking them to the papers' only to find that the paper has basically ripped into her for being a calorie chasing chubbeh! You couldnt write it!

boom tish

Better than being the person the cannibal is eating, yeah I'd have to agree!

I did laugh Deppo, twas funneh. Give youself a pat on the back!

Dark Sotonic Mills? Canabal! :smt081

I dunno, hang on, ill give it a go... :vom: no

Judging by the size of you, I would say thats about right! You make Starvin Marvin look fat!

I would have been annoyed, I mean you could have gone to tesco's and picked up a cheap crappy one, but chose to go for the creme de la creme in domino's and 30 minutes later, it makes a come back. On the plus side though, you get all the benefit of eating it with none of the down side of unhealthyness!

I lol'd

Should go to the doctors then mongloid? Cant be good, althought there is a bug going around so sounds like you may have that. Good reason for time off work I would say? Just wondering what you do for a living, no reason really

Touch of the old Bulimia have we? Where do you work?

Naturally

Stop touching him then. HTH

Cheers BTF, I may try to see a sports physio, think my mates sister is one so will ask him! Ta

The opitemy of health, just like me

You could make your own lunch rather than buying it. Im sure that would save a few £££'s!

Hey I like the family

and the use of 'fat chance'

I bet she thought she had one over them by taking them to the papers. Jokes on her though as all the Sun are doing is taking the peace out of what a fat bint she is. I bet she claims to be 'big boned' or has a 'thyroid' problem too! LEAVE THE FAST FOOD ALONE YOU HEFFER!

Check out the facebook group wall, there is a fugly girl on there with the surname 'Peed' who thinks its her!

Thats what Im thinking. I bet he didnt even have a dream, its just an genius way of getting women. Think about it, most women love things they cant have, and if they think this bloke is after the girl of his dreams and they dont resemble anything like the girl of his dreams, what better challenge?! Genius!

This bloke is either a complete freak or an absolute genuis! He comes from teh Isle of Wight so I think that may answer the question, but what better way of pulling a stunner than doing this. there is even a face book group. http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?sid=6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Dgirl%2Bof%2Bmy%2Bdreams%26sid%3D6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&gid=62108920514 Sadder still, this is actually what he is doing full time, looking for her!