Crouchie's Lawyer

I spaffed on your face and t|ts, it never went in you! I see your game, trying to find a father for your bastard child to pay CSA. It will be one of the other (many) mongoloids that have bummed you! Good luck finding him though, im always a firm believer that a child needs two parents, even if they are both male!

My ar$e is still sore

Yes I can confirm she rode me like a western pony

Explains the throwing up, although that normally happens in the mornings. Thats what you get for letting a man spunk inside you though. Lesson learnt?

I lol'd, come on AV, sign up. I know there is stigma associated with it but your humour is sorely missed. Its like drugs, small amounts leave you needing more!

Basically yes. Although it stems on from a conversation I had with my mate about when he last had it off with his Mrs. For example, you would presume a highly sexed up couple like Peter Andre and Jordan f::ck like rabbits all day, but I was surprised to learn (yes I was watching it, but only as I was playing fm08 while her indoors was watching it) they didnt have secks time for about 2 months! So in a way it was boasting, and in another way, it was asking the question out of curiousity. I wouldnt be surprised if someone single like Cabbage gets laid more often than some of the people in relationships on here. Sorry to hit a nerve there The King, I feel for you that your not getting any

And how was your 'Waste of taxpayers money appointment'? Do you have AIDS then?

Cheers BTF, ill give that a go tonight. Ill omit the 'doesnt lead onto secksy time' part out when I get my Mrs to help. Ill tell her its part of the remedy!

Yup, I wonder if they will find the money?

You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her)

F::ck me, what a crying b|tch. If I were paid the amount he was, I would galdly lap up any insults people threw at me. Smacks of hissy girly Sol, crying to Pompey saying that 'dem nasty londoners was bean wude do me' Fag

Playing Squash last night did not loosen up the trapped nerve like I had hope, instead, when I got home, I couldnt move. Went to the doctors this morning and in all seriousness, you lot on here have been more helpful. Im no doctor, however, I would have thought the fact I said a shooting pain ran down my leg, tends to suggest it was a nerve. The doctor made me lie down while he checked my reflexes hitting me knee with a stick then said its probably muscular. Gave me a 'what exercises will help' photcopied leaflet and sent me packing. Doctor my ar$e

Touch of the splats is hardly a disease

You play with fire you gets burned

PL you're back to your happy happy happy house self!

Ha, Denzil has infultrated the Echo. Do they not check the comments before posting them?

Amen brother, glad to see we are all singing from the same hymn sheet!

They are for indoor cats only. If my cats went out, I wouldnt have put them on. The bigger cat has 8 claws covered now (no point doing the 'thumb' claws or rear legs) She is fine with them. The little one who hates having her claws trimmed has 4 on her right and one on her left. She washed her paws for about half an hour and tried to pull them off but after a while she was ok with them. Having now put them on, I dont think they are cruel and they will stop them scratching the sheet out of the sofas!

Erm, I hope your referring to Wiltshire Saint and not me!

Is that an offer?

Stevo and his small exposed willeh

Slightly?

Sounds like an interesting night!

You have just paid £50 for a wii controller. He has since sold the rest and hasnt told you.

Is that how you like it? When someone protests? Well, I still dont know if your actually male or female so 50% chance!