Crouchie's Lawyer

I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side

What happened then?

Im more of an uncensored person me

Thats the sensored version...

Found it

I was mean to ask you when the sausage eating tour started

Im ******ed off. I knew I had to go to ITV London tomorrow to work (which generally I dont mind), however I have just been told I need to get there FOR 9am. Means getting a train at Winchester at 7:48. To get from Fareham to Winchester takes the best part of an hour and then the car park which I park in is a good 20 minute walk from the train station. Means I am gonna have to get up at around 5:30am FFS. I hate getting up at 6:30am let alone an hour earlier. If I wanted to get to London for 9:00am I would work in London permanently and earn more money. Im fuming

Why does her eyes look like foreskin?

Or a duck....

Try it then, but with people serious about doing it rather than mates just up for a laugh? Have you not seen Poltergeist? On a serious note though, its not happened to me, but you hear all the time about doors being slammed and objects moving so its not just the glass on the ouija board.

A lion. Having seen that youtube video of Christian the Lion. And I love cats

Thats is exactly how the chicks have secks. They are dirty birds. It does look a little like rape yes

Because they cant talk silly

You know what they say about fish, they have a short memory span. 7 second isnt it?

I like dressing up as a monkey. This may or may not be a FACT

Right, now lets hope Pompey gets phucked too!

lol @ 40% more satan

I'd like to add that our most recent UEFA cup outing was against a better side than some random unknown Portugese team too!

An extract from the Thread 'Ouija Boards' found in TMS...

Then do another good TMS one too! Im bored!

Edgy? Lol at the way the little fella runs, he has bowed legs. I wonder how he understands where to take things? (Im sure it may explain, but I have no sound!). I would laugh if he started beating the hell out of the people sat on the table though

How are you 3 episodes in?

I think you screwed up your chances of selling it on here mate. You had a perfectly good buyer and agreed a price for said product then sold half of it without consulting the buyer you had agreed to sell it to! Then you have the cheeck to try and sell it again. Good luck though

You realise you can load pictures straight onto the thread? Ill help you... Ladies and gents, he is after £100 for a wii with all listed above. You will actually get the following... afankoo

Unless your talking about a different Kaka. Not the one who plays for AC Milan and Brazil