Crouchie's Lawyer

Try it then, but with people serious about doing it rather than mates just up for a laugh? Have you not seen Poltergeist? On a serious note though, its not happened to me, but you hear all the time about doors being slammed and objects moving so its not just the glass on the ouija board.

A lion. Having seen that youtube video of Christian the Lion. And I love cats

Thats is exactly how the chicks have secks. They are dirty birds. It does look a little like rape yes

Because they cant talk silly

You know what they say about fish, they have a short memory span. 7 second isnt it?

I like dressing up as a monkey. This may or may not be a FACT

Right, now lets hope Pompey gets phucked too!

lol @ 40% more satan

I'd like to add that our most recent UEFA cup outing was against a better side than some random unknown Portugese team too!

An extract from the Thread 'Ouija Boards' found in TMS...

Then do another good TMS one too! Im bored!

Edgy? Lol at the way the little fella runs, he has bowed legs. I wonder how he understands where to take things? (Im sure it may explain, but I have no sound!). I would laugh if he started beating the hell out of the people sat on the table though

How are you 3 episodes in?

I think you screwed up your chances of selling it on here mate. You had a perfectly good buyer and agreed a price for said product then sold half of it without consulting the buyer you had agreed to sell it to! Then you have the cheeck to try and sell it again. Good luck though

You realise you can load pictures straight onto the thread? Ill help you... Ladies and gents, he is after £100 for a wii with all listed above. You will actually get the following... afankoo

Unless your talking about a different Kaka. Not the one who plays for AC Milan and Brazil

Like he would wanna sign for those pikeys

I have a Missus (even though she is my Fiance) de ja vu

Is that the one with the 2 buttons and the safe? No spikes on the level at all? Im stuck on that one

live the life of one person, other than yourself (person doesnt have to still be alive), who would it be? Mine would be Hugh Heffner, obvious reasons. The old codger has bedded some stunners, and he is loaded (think there may be a link there) but I bet he has had a fun life!

Hollow me out and wear my skin. Someone else can then benefit from my god damn good looks!

I definitely have a Missus, even though she is my fiance

Throwing sh*t out the window on the peasants below, yeah I could cope with that! I would move back to the 60's as MB says, it had its perks. However, dont think the 70's, would have been much fun over and above what I have now, and I grew up in the 80's and 90's anyway. The one thing I would say is that im a bit of a lazy sod, so going back in time, where there would be no temptation of xbox, PS, Wii, Laptop's, DVD's etc etc etc would mean I would be a hell of a lot more active and therefor in better shape! I'd probably be a bit more handy round the house too!

bury it in the ground. I love worms

Shouldnt you have a job lined up before resigning?