Crouchie's Lawyer

lol @ 40% more satan

I'd like to add that our most recent UEFA cup outing was against a better side than some random unknown Portugese team too!

An extract from the Thread 'Ouija Boards' found in TMS...

Then do another good TMS one too! Im bored!

Edgy? Lol at the way the little fella runs, he has bowed legs. I wonder how he understands where to take things? (Im sure it may explain, but I have no sound!). I would laugh if he started beating the hell out of the people sat on the table though

How are you 3 episodes in?

I think you screwed up your chances of selling it on here mate. You had a perfectly good buyer and agreed a price for said product then sold half of it without consulting the buyer you had agreed to sell it to! Then you have the cheeck to try and sell it again. Good luck though

You realise you can load pictures straight onto the thread? Ill help you... Ladies and gents, he is after £100 for a wii with all listed above. You will actually get the following... afankoo

Unless your talking about a different Kaka. Not the one who plays for AC Milan and Brazil

Like he would wanna sign for those pikeys

I have a Missus (even though she is my Fiance) de ja vu

Is that the one with the 2 buttons and the safe? No spikes on the level at all? Im stuck on that one

live the life of one person, other than yourself (person doesnt have to still be alive), who would it be? Mine would be Hugh Heffner, obvious reasons. The old codger has bedded some stunners, and he is loaded (think there may be a link there) but I bet he has had a fun life!

Hollow me out and wear my skin. Someone else can then benefit from my god damn good looks!

I definitely have a Missus, even though she is my fiance

Throwing sh*t out the window on the peasants below, yeah I could cope with that! I would move back to the 60's as MB says, it had its perks. However, dont think the 70's, would have been much fun over and above what I have now, and I grew up in the 80's and 90's anyway. The one thing I would say is that im a bit of a lazy sod, so going back in time, where there would be no temptation of xbox, PS, Wii, Laptop's, DVD's etc etc etc would mean I would be a hell of a lot more active and therefor in better shape! I'd probably be a bit more handy round the house too!

bury it in the ground. I love worms

Shouldnt you have a job lined up before resigning?

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Yuk, thats disgusting!

Thats my point exactly Scotty Dawg

Gets a bit carried away with the whole takeover malarky doesnt he!

I thought that too. I blame you for forcing me to do it...

Done, ill put money that the likes of Alpine, Scooby and Sundance wont put a value on it. They will say "money is no object blah blah blah"

Money would you take over a Saints win? In other words, if you were given £x but Saints had to lose, how much would it cost for you to sell the 3 points? Following scenario's ok... a) This coming Saturday b) At the end of the season when we need 3 points to get into the playoffs c) As above but swap playoffs for Auto Promotion d) At the end of the season where we need 3 points to avoid relegation