Crouchie's Lawyer

He is stuffed. Desception in the financial industry is a massive no no, from a bank teller, all the way up to an independent financial advisor. Desception and working with money is like putting an alcoholic in charge of a pub! Generally, if the company is a big one, even things like missed credit payments and defaults will have you failing the credit checks they do. CCJ's, Mortgage Arrears, IVA's and Bankruptcy are a big no no. Although if it is a smaller company, then its down to the discretion of the Compliance Officer of said company. I worked for a Mortgage Broker previously and was amazed that half of the sales Team has previously had defaults and CCJ's!

Is it me that thinks only womens minds work in this spiteful way. I hear the same old story over and over again. Its almost as if the women take out their frustration on the men by messing around with how much they can see the kids, knowing full well that women normally hold the trumph cards! F*cking disgusts me. I feel for you St Lard and wish you all the best. I think as JustMike says, you should really contact a solicitor about gaining residential custody for a few days a week. This would then concrete your agreement with your wife. I know you dont want to upset her at all for the little ones stability, however, who is to say that if things dont work out well with the place in Andover that they wont move even further away? What happens if he gets a job overseas? She will go with him. I know its not something you want to think about, however a court agreement would protect you against this. FWIW I think as someone above says, having him go to nursery a few days in Gosport as well as a few days in Andover would be a good idea. Or worst case scenario, have you thought about renting in Andover?

Pay £5 then! You can then properly moan about women, without restriction!

My mate owns a company which sells these and he is doing quite well from it. To answer your question Scud, its not just to look like a cigarette, what your inhaling is nicotine, but what you exhale is not dangerous like passive smoke. Hence why its legal in pubs/clubs. Very expensive though. Like £50 for the fag then you buy the cartridges on top of that. They work out cheaper than ciggys though

+1 I love pussy. Dont like eating it though :smt042

Happy bday jilleh willeh. Press the little button on top and it takes pictures. HTH

I'd lose about 3 stone and have a toned body I think. If I could have another one (if I sucked the body changing genie off for example) it would be to have thicker hair. My hair isnt really thin, but a little bit thicker would be good.

Hey if im a use to someone then so be it! Ill be loved even after death (even if it is for the wrong reasons!)

:-P

I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side

What happened then?

Im more of an uncensored person me

Thats the sensored version...

Found it

I was mean to ask you when the sausage eating tour started

Im ******ed off. I knew I had to go to ITV London tomorrow to work (which generally I dont mind), however I have just been told I need to get there FOR 9am. Means getting a train at Winchester at 7:48. To get from Fareham to Winchester takes the best part of an hour and then the car park which I park in is a good 20 minute walk from the train station. Means I am gonna have to get up at around 5:30am FFS. I hate getting up at 6:30am let alone an hour earlier. If I wanted to get to London for 9:00am I would work in London permanently and earn more money. Im fuming

Why does her eyes look like foreskin?

Or a duck....

Try it then, but with people serious about doing it rather than mates just up for a laugh? Have you not seen Poltergeist? On a serious note though, its not happened to me, but you hear all the time about doors being slammed and objects moving so its not just the glass on the ouija board.

A lion. Having seen that youtube video of Christian the Lion. And I love cats

Thats is exactly how the chicks have secks. They are dirty birds. It does look a little like rape yes

Because they cant talk silly

You know what they say about fish, they have a short memory span. 7 second isnt it?

I like dressing up as a monkey. This may or may not be a FACT

Right, now lets hope Pompey gets phucked too!