Crouchie's Lawyer

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All mine comes up with is my profile on here and a couple of links to threads I have posted on, on here and b-anter. Images mainly comes up with images which I have either posted on threads myself, or images on threads which have been posted by others on which I have commented. Quite a few lol cats!

Right, I have resisted long enough. What the hell is a bullfrog? And do you own shares in the manufacturing company?

Tis a shame, well good luck mate

Id happily give her snatch another lift

Oh what I would give! She is so hot, I would have loved to have been the camera man for that video!

For one moment then Scud I thought you may have started a 'Would you?' thread! Would be a good caption competition. Its what you can't see in this picture though. You can't see the big off generator hooked up to his balls!

It was a ploy to deter him from the real reason (the hush hush secret group) I think he bought it though!

no sound ill listen to it tonight though

Damn right!

my ' button is not working... Its completely broke, way beyond repair

Pompeylass has said she is not talking to you until you apologise!

You do realise you cant smoke your common garden weed though right?

Knowing it is illegal to replace like for like someone once they have been made redundant, I think your company maybe trying to skirt round the law here. Especially if they are not actually cutting jobs back but infact creating jobs! They should be seen to be offering you a different position too. For example, if person (A) did jobs 1 - 5 (1 being highly important and 5 being not very important or infact essential to the company but still something which needed doing - like making the tea for example) and he were made redundant, if they replaced him with persons © & (D) with © doing jobs 1 - 4 and (D) doing job 5 plus a few new jobs, surely that is just adjusting the deck chairs on the titanic so to speak. They are creating a loop hole which could be looked into. I think you would be well getting legal advice as per some of the suggestions above. Worse case you dont gain anything from it. Best case is you could end up with ££££'s in compensation and knowledge they cannot give you a bad reference so no potential trouble with future jobs.

Saw him at the Mayflower a month or so ago. T'was very funneh, like you say, very quick witted

t'was what I was thinking. Worth a try though! :cool:

Doh! Would you believe me if I said it was intentional?? :confused:

This made me propper lol. And tut tut Robsk, its spelt could, not coud!

That is animal cruelty. Although you may find it a pain that they may crap in your garden, a bucket of water / water pistol squirt or similar is fine. Throwing a stone IMO is cruel. If someone threw a stone at my cat because it ventured into their garden (and in fairness to cats, how are they meant to know where they can cant go) and it hurt them or even killed them, I am not a violent person but they would end up with 1) a hefty vets bill 2) my foot wedged firmly up their ass and a nice 4 week 'holiday' from work in the hospital. I despise animal cruelty to the highest degree. People maiming and killing each other is one thing. Both parties have forms of communication which could resolve it but this is not something an animal has. An animal cannot apologise, say stop or put their point of view across. I plead you to stick to the water and leave the stones and rocks where they belong. On the floor. Our old cat had to go to the vets and nearly died as it had been shot with an air rifle, I expect, by some c*nt who didnt want it in its back garden.

Yes, yes I can. I think we can make mwillions! There maybe truth in this Dubai consortium buying Saints yet!

Feel free to cut my grass then. My back and front garden havent been cut for a few weeks now

Is one way of looking at it and I am by no means a spiritualist, but another way of looking at it, is that until your Mummy & Daddy had teh secks to create you, you didnt have a soul, so would not have been able to remember/experiance anything. Question is, if there is such a thing as a soul, does it die with you when you die? Or does it live on in the form of a spirit?

You wont understand them insulting you unless you speak chinese. My mate had that car game where you crash into people and kept picking on this one car. Turns out it was a little 5 year old kid who got so upset that he was being picked on, he passed his mic to his mum who had a go at my mate!

Its a job I detest. I hate mowing the lawn and when I had a few weeks off about 3 months ago, I started making a border round our front garden. Did one side then the day ran out and I havent been arsed to finish it off. Its one of those things that when you get into, its not bad, its just the thought that puts me off. That and having a bad back which springs up from time to time puts me off!

Yes, two. Either, buy a plastic/rubber fake snake and put it in the garden. Cats hate snakes so wont let their defences down to crap while one is watching. or half fill a 2 litre coke (or any other fizzy drink) bottle with water and leave this in the middle of the lawn. May sound/look silly but apparently it works. So my gran says anyway