Crouchie's Lawyer

Ohh but you cant do that, what about his human rights! My god, to think someone should be tortured! What a brutish suggestion, he only stabbed two innocent kids and their mother, as well as potentially killing another innocent child! FFS, its questionable if he should be imprisoned! We are all entitled to atleast 1.375 metres cubed of exposure to sunshine and we all know he wouldnt get that in a small prison box, not to question the case of how much space he is entitled to as a human! IMO as soon as you disregard the human life, you cease to have 'rights' and this is the core of my original point. F*ck the people who say this bloke should have rights, he has potentially killed a kid as well as trying to kill two more and an adult! Yes people are entitled to basic human rights and I am grateful of these, but people on the whole dont go around murdering others!

To be fair H, we are facing mass unemployment, decimation of industry and mass reposessions. The only one of these which we (touch wood) wont see if interest rates of 15%. However, to get people spending money, BOE base rate will be cut further and further next year, which will mean inflation will shoot right up. The way to control inflation, is generally deemed to be to increase rates, so fingers crossed they wont have to increase them that much. The state of the economy is cyclical, TBF, it doesnt really matter who is in power.

Just a point to Mackrill... If Southampton, SFC of anything to the west of your god forsaken sh*thole of a city is no good in your eyes, then why oh fishy friend do you grace your 'higher being' presence in a SOUTHAMPTON FC forum? Is it... a) You're one of a few who can (barely) read and write? b) You actually support Saints, you're just not ready to admit it yet c) You're so stupid, you didn't realise this was a SFC forum, and still believe it to be a skate one. d) All of the above? Anyway. I'm 25 and I was disciplined as a child. Not too strictly, however, I knew where the line was. If I ever overstepped this, my mum or dad would be there with a wooden spoon to punish me. They wouldnt clobber me until I were black and blue, could bearly breath and needed 4 weeks intensive care in hospital, just a good ol' smack across my ars£. I learnt this way to respect my elders. The gov't have come along with their namby pamby 'no smacking' rule and consequently, kids just get shouted at (at best). No wonder respect is waining and consequently, kids are pushing the boundaries further and further. IMO the gov't should be encouraging disciplining kids (parents only), within reason obviously, but a lot more respect would come back and I think soceity would benefit more from it.

Where you work then? Just somewhere loads of random fire fighters pop in! Burning building?

Scotty & Stevo, you both work in a fire station?

Im sure I will be corrected if Im wrong, however, I believe the idea behind it is that they need sufficient evidence. If there is some evidence, but not enough as yet and they believe they are able to obtain more, the additional 21 days gives them this leeway (sp). The theory behind it, Im guessing is that they dont want to let someone go after 21 days only for them to carry out their plan of terror on the 22nd day.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'boys'. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight , 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the beer went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with she who must be funded. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT ! GENIUS! The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her ' MIDNIGHT '... She didn't seem ****ed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked why, she said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Dear Deidre, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them." I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole area when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it? Yours sincerely Dave ( Leeds )

Cheers Phil, ill look into it. That or some drugs to knock her out!

Yes kids after marriage is the plan, and as you say, if we dont go soon, it wont happen for ages!

Max holiday I can take. Yes quite, spelling is not one of my forte's! How much extra will this cost? :smt042 Is that a promise? I hope thats a dig at Shane rather than my Mrs! This is the point. I may try and work on her though, only issue is cost. It will be v.v.v.expensive if we both go!

And your a short plastic c*nt

Think that could be Miss (used loosely) Thailand

Centre forward?

I actually cheered when Stoke scored yesterday! Think its funneh that Spuds are doing so sheet. I always want a 'big' team to get relegated and this year could be Spuds year

And waste the best part of £1500 - £2000 sat around not doing much? The whole point is to go and see my mate and see the sights of Oz. I feel going alone in March when he is getting married will result in not seeing much of him and not seeing much of Oz. The alternative being going later in the year or even next year, making sure him & his Mrs gets time off to a) spend time with us and b) show us around Oz!

Germany also has a proper camel

My mate who emigrated to Australia about 5/6 years ago is getting married in March. Myself and my fiance were invited, along with most of my other mates and their other halves. Due to costs, a lot of my other mates cant go, however, my parents have me £1000 of travel vouchers for my 18th which I have had for years now and never got around to using them. The idea has always been to use them for a holiday to Oz. When we were invited, I was in a different job, earning double what I am now and agreed that me and teh Mrs would go. My mate and his Mrs also decided to go. Since then, I have now switched jobs and am not earning as much. My Mrs is not a big fan of flying at the best of times and going to Oz doesnt really appeal to her, however at the time she agreed to it. Now money is tighter, she has suggested I go on my own, saving us more money and saving her the fear of a long a$$ flight! Plus, she doesnt know anyone over there and would feel a little unconfortable. This was fine by me, however, my mate has now said him and his Mrs cant go, as he has a training course for his new job which he cant get out of, which is smack bang in the middle of the wedding. So I would be going on the 3 week break on my own. I only know a couple of Tom's (My mate who is getting married) mates from when they have come over here, however, they will all (presumabley) be at work during the day time while im out there. Ill arrive a week before they tie the knot and leave 2 week after. Obviously the week before will be manic for him with wedding plans and his family visiting too, so I wont be spending a lot of time with him. Again the week after he will be spending with his new Wife, understandably, and his family too so I will feel like a spare part. My dilema is that I dont know if I should still go. Its a lot of money to spend for potentially just sitting around in the background??? Im not a big fan of doing things on my own at the best of times, and dont wanna go to the other side of the world to sit by a pool doing nothing, but I want to go over for my mates wedding! :confused: Ideas?

Ah I see

Ok, what about calling a policeman a kiddy fiddler? Im pretty sure you can be arrested for that? So how is it you can be arrested for calling a police officer a nonce but not the PM?

Sweet, I love sleep so that extra hour will be fully welcomed. I may even set my Mrs' clock an hour wrong so I get the bed to myself for th extra hour! By the time she realises, it will be too late!

I like Germany's earings. She looks like a chavvier version of Jackie from Hollyoaks. If thats Miss Bulgaria, I dont ever wanna go to that country. Panama & Serbia & Montenegro are both blokes FACT

I would 'visit' Paraguay, Norway & Australia. I'd probably spray over Finland too. Although she looks a little spazzy, I probably still would France

The arguement was that speed camera's are not primarily there to reduce crime, rather than raise cash for doughnuts. CCTV in a town centre is not a money making scheme.

This is my point, only I failed to make it in a clear concise way! Cheers Influenced