Crouchie's Lawyer

So in your words, that would make you a boring creature too?

I know :cool:

Believe me, it not easy. I had to have a mini 'break' in the middle as its very sickening!

He means wine Jilleh, not spunk

medium, dont like it burned, but I tend to like my food not full of blood, I'd just start easting the cow alive if that were the case, so not too rare.

I know this is your way of showing us affection cabbage, its ok, we know deep down your a loving person and this is all a facade

Rule 1! Where in Aus are they then? Im gonna be going to Melbourne

Is she fit? In a non incestious rate your cousin kind of way?

If you so wish?! :smt102 I fail to see why your cousin being out there with her dyke mate means I will be lost though?

Stop playing with yourself then :smt102

Wear contacts instead. HTH

Anything to excess. So yes it does count. I can eat a lot. By all accounts with the amount of exercise I havent done for the last 10 years, I should be the size of Rick Waller! Cheeky get, I drive a van as it saves on company car tax! (Although I dont if the tax man is reading this!)

Soggy biscuit

+1 Realistically, I dont think I would choose to have 4 peices of toast normally though, but I could eat it! Oh, not forgetting a few hash browns

Good effort! I have done the cheeseburger challenge before in Maccy D's in Magaluf. Managed 8, felt very ill after that too. I could have choked another down if I had to, but the person I was playing against said they would stop. When I said 'Ill just have another one then to beat you' he said he would equal me, no matter what I ate, so I decided to not put us through both the pain if it were only gonna be a draw anyway! Also done the centurion too. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. I was sick at about 57, however carried on after that (I had to do 3 shots in one as I took 3 minutes being ill!) Was very good though!

Seems like a normal brekky to me! :smt102 Although that is probably why I have a bit of a paunch

I know, however, it wasnt under guiness record conditions, and I imagine they would have penalised me for the amount of debris left in my mouth compared to the 50 seconds world record!

Thats what I said. Its a lot lot lot harder than you think

Ah, cabbage is back

DSM read the thread, I was pulling his leg. I know the spelling

Did you eat it all? Was it by any chance in the great U S of A?

Did this at my old place of work. I did it in about 56 second IIRC

What did you win? Were you sick?

I was being more suttle MB

Whats the most you have ever done to excess? For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below... http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page= Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!