Crouchie's Lawyer

Ah, cabbage is back

DSM read the thread, I was pulling his leg. I know the spelling

Did you eat it all? Was it by any chance in the great U S of A?

Did this at my old place of work. I did it in about 56 second IIRC

What did you win? Were you sick?

I was being more suttle MB

Whats the most you have ever done to excess? For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below... http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page= Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

Cant see the wood through the tree's springs to mind

Done, hope it works out mate. Have you asked Mods if this can be a sticky in the lounge? More awareness if seen more?

Well hang on, she is on the large side, but I wouldnt go as far as saying she is two birds!

Suttle should've been subtle

Why?

Kerry Katona more your type then eh?

Sorry, I'm getting my own back on you pedant style (you are about 8 or 9 up anyway!)

Apologies if I got it wrong, however your 'loser radar' as you call it, is miles wrong with your thoughts on seperated fathers 'crawling under a stone and leaving their kids to learn' Say that to St Lard and see how far you get.

I saw on one of the other threads over the last week (had a quick look but couldnt find it) saying allegedly money from the sale of illegal firearms has been paid into two bank accounts one of which is Junior's bank account!

Is it really to annoy away fans or to get him away from their own fans. IIRC they all f*ckin hate the c*nt anway! Still, he will be closer to the away fans, hopefully only a stone throw away

MB did you make that joke uninterntionally? Edit: I got confused with who said what!

Well I have spoke with Tom's (getting married) mate, who has come over here before and he has said, providing it's the school holiday (he is a teacher), he will happily take me around Aus to show me the sights. He has also offered me a place to stay for the 3 weeks (providing I chip in with the food cost) so I should find out tomorrow if he has any holidays. Tom also has another mate who has come over here which I maybe able to rope into travelling round Aus with me. Ill keep you posted.

Spurs are bottom of the Premier League

Are we only talking wee? If so, I guess, yeah, a couple of quid (providing there was a sink next to it to wash your hands). What about these scenarios? 1) Toilet with wee in (your version) with a sink nearby 2) Toilet with wee in, without a sink nearby 3) Toilet with poo in, with a sink nearby 4) Toiley with poo in, without a sink nearby. How much?

He will be assasinated within the first year I bet. By some racist fuelled hick no doubt that cannot cope with their country being run by a black man.

One word. Portsmouth

I know, I was hoping you wouldnt see that though!

No its just an expression. Its a reference to what you are talking about.