Crouchie's Lawyer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7573530.stm I have one of these 'false widow spiders' in my garage! Have always said it looks like a black widow too! F*cking scary looking things!

Cabbage is good at baiting as he is a maggot, s'ok, some of the stuff he comes out with is readable and even funny! I realise this is TMS too, so take what people say with a pinch of salt. You really should shine up shoon AV!

Dont agree, I like dogs too. However, I know you do not.

They wouldnt need a gun as a precaution if someone tried harming my cats. It would be a necessity. If anyone harmed my cats, then if they wanted to continue to live any form of life they would have to kill me before I did them. I hate animal cruelty with a passion.

Sure thing, what would you like to know? For? Have you never heard of indoor cats?

Funny game

Nowt wrong with the smell of my house. The litter tray is in our back porch/lobby and their mess is normally cleared up straight after they create it, with a nice burst of air freshner after just to make sure.

He has a hole in the side of his face yes I realise thats probably his ears

I keep mine indoors anyway. We live too close to a main road which has a big off field t'other side. I fear they would go walkies over said road and that wouldnt be safe!

How bizarre, im the same. Havent gone today and normally go by atleast 11am. I normally go in the afternoon too, but think I could possibly hold out till I get home today, which will be a rarity! I may pooxplode though.

If thats your hands, then you need to lose a little 'hand fat'

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20081014/tuk-reward-to-find-cat-serial-killer-45dbed5.html

TBF she was one of the first pictures which came up when I googled female model. I agree she is by far not the best example of a female of the species, but it was more the 'woman' as an example of animal, rather than the specific woman.

Is that meant to be her belly? Whats wrong with it?! And the shoes can be taken off

Nope, I was aksing you a question though.

I looked at that spelling and thought it were wrong. I was just too lazy to double check it. Banter is one thing, and you know when people are joking in here. I also hate it when people think you have got something wrong and slate you for it, but when it turns out to be right, its a very good feeling to ram it back down their throats!

Video piracy? (Recording something from TV for example?)

You'd say no?

People who think they are better than other people and sl*g them off without any provokation (sp?) just because it makes them feel better about themselves!

My favourite kind of animal?

I thought trading on bank shares was suspended at the moment? As one day shares can shoot up and the next down, and due to certain banks being on the edge of the knife, it was obvious who would be more affected by this £50b injection? If I had a spare few £££'s i'd certainly give it a go. Once the recession has ended, you know those shares will rise again so IMO its a good bet, as you say, a lot better than the fruitys! Especially shares in M&S. Once confidence in the economy resumes (especially if base rate falls to 3% next year) people will be spending a lot more money than current, and places like M&S will prosper.

The press have made things worse IMO, but different people have been affected in different ways, so to some, it is very relevant and to others not so.

You still bleeding from your foo foo then?

That muslim c*nt with the hooks for hands

It was me. Teh Mrs always tells me not to wake her when I stumble in drunk. But I only have two things on my mind at 3am after a night on the drink. They are both Kebab, one of the food variety, the other not. Needless to say, she gave in once she woke up! :smt117