Crouchie's Lawyer

Afankoo. Actually my sat night consisted of going over my mates, watching teh game, having a few smokes and playing on the wii & xbox all night! Twas good. 7.69/10

Only if you ask them nicely and stroke their neck

Fri: Went over my mates house, played a bit of Wii then went out to Tiger Tiger. Sat: Went to Pitcher & Piano, was minding my own business when a stunning girl came over to me, asked me to chat to her as some bloke was propositioning her. Chatted to said girl, she asked me to go back to hers for a night of wild rumpy pumpy. I declined, im getting married dont you know. Sun: Slept till 12, got up, watched Incredible Hulk, was ok, then watched Legend of the Seahorse, true Sunday afternoon film, was ok. Went to parents for teh roast din dins and watched Peter Kaye program followed by Fringe

You traitor! Talk about biting the hand that feeds you Ponteh!

I lol'd. Me thinks SFC Forever takes TMS a little too seriously!

I love weed

Come to think of it, when I was working for a broker last year just before this credit crunch malarky kicked off,I did a mortgage application for a Mr O. Bin Laden. I had to inflate his income by over 2 times as it wasnt enough to borrow the money he needed for his mortgage on a semi detached cave. I put the 'extra' money he earned down as him being a self employed childrens entertainer Very difficult to prove that way! So I think you may have something in this Phil! Interestingly enough, he has 3 CCJ's for parking fines he has never paid! But I didnt tell you that, DPA you know!

Hello SaintMike!

Jilleh = out

Made me lol. Shows what evil cats are capable of, and they love showing off their work too! Luckily we dont have wall paper, we have painted walls, however, you can see the odd paw mark on the walls here and there. They have also been fairly good with the curtains and we dont have any holes in them, but they did a number on our old sofa and have demolished the wicker laundry basket we have! Still they look cute and innocent in the other pics!

Could this be a duplication or are they different Dr's? Dr Black (Cluedo)

That made me lol

Dr Dre

Dr Hibbert (Simpsons) Dr Nick Riveria (Hello everybody!) (Simpsons)

Dr Jekyll (Mr Hyde)

You have to feed them and give them water and walk them every day. HTH

Didnt have a cuddly toy no. However, on the topic of childhood toys, a lot of the toys I grew up with are worth a lodda money now. Things like Boglins, Garbage Pail Kids stickers, Monster in My Pocket, Micro Machines etc etc etc

Yup :-&

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Oh, such a f*cking comedian arent you. I wish I was as funny and as bald as you. Mr know it all.

Dont worry SNSUN, im sure they will find the cure soon...

Happy bday anyway mate!

Oh? F*cking b*tch, I genuinely believed her as it was someone she knew, not a friend of a friend's Aunty's Granny's dog's friend. I am gullible, although she sounded very sincere when she told me. Good story though

Dressing up like a complete tw*t gets attention from girls. FACT. Girls will talk to you more and providing you arent a complete pleb with no personality, it increases your chances in scoring. That or it was a stag do

Yep, it had to be. It was a family friend of someone I used to work with. Jilleh, just because its been in the papers, doesnt mean the people involved dont have friends?!