Crouchie's Lawyer

That is animal cruelty. Although you may find it a pain that they may crap in your garden, a bucket of water / water pistol squirt or similar is fine. Throwing a stone IMO is cruel. If someone threw a stone at my cat because it ventured into their garden (and in fairness to cats, how are they meant to know where they can cant go) and it hurt them or even killed them, I am not a violent person but they would end up with 1) a hefty vets bill 2) my foot wedged firmly up their ass and a nice 4 week 'holiday' from work in the hospital. I despise animal cruelty to the highest degree. People maiming and killing each other is one thing. Both parties have forms of communication which could resolve it but this is not something an animal has. An animal cannot apologise, say stop or put their point of view across. I plead you to stick to the water and leave the stones and rocks where they belong. On the floor. Our old cat had to go to the vets and nearly died as it had been shot with an air rifle, I expect, by some c*nt who didnt want it in its back garden.

Yes, yes I can. I think we can make mwillions! There maybe truth in this Dubai consortium buying Saints yet!

Feel free to cut my grass then. My back and front garden havent been cut for a few weeks now

Is one way of looking at it and I am by no means a spiritualist, but another way of looking at it, is that until your Mummy & Daddy had teh secks to create you, you didnt have a soul, so would not have been able to remember/experiance anything. Question is, if there is such a thing as a soul, does it die with you when you die? Or does it live on in the form of a spirit?

You wont understand them insulting you unless you speak chinese. My mate had that car game where you crash into people and kept picking on this one car. Turns out it was a little 5 year old kid who got so upset that he was being picked on, he passed his mic to his mum who had a go at my mate!

Its a job I detest. I hate mowing the lawn and when I had a few weeks off about 3 months ago, I started making a border round our front garden. Did one side then the day ran out and I havent been arsed to finish it off. Its one of those things that when you get into, its not bad, its just the thought that puts me off. That and having a bad back which springs up from time to time puts me off!

Yes, two. Either, buy a plastic/rubber fake snake and put it in the garden. Cats hate snakes so wont let their defences down to crap while one is watching. or half fill a 2 litre coke (or any other fizzy drink) bottle with water and leave this in the middle of the lawn. May sound/look silly but apparently it works. So my gran says anyway

Afankoo. Actually my sat night consisted of going over my mates, watching teh game, having a few smokes and playing on the wii & xbox all night! Twas good. 7.69/10

Only if you ask them nicely and stroke their neck

Fri: Went over my mates house, played a bit of Wii then went out to Tiger Tiger. Sat: Went to Pitcher & Piano, was minding my own business when a stunning girl came over to me, asked me to chat to her as some bloke was propositioning her. Chatted to said girl, she asked me to go back to hers for a night of wild rumpy pumpy. I declined, im getting married dont you know. Sun: Slept till 12, got up, watched Incredible Hulk, was ok, then watched Legend of the Seahorse, true Sunday afternoon film, was ok. Went to parents for teh roast din dins and watched Peter Kaye program followed by Fringe

You traitor! Talk about biting the hand that feeds you Ponteh!

I lol'd. Me thinks SFC Forever takes TMS a little too seriously!

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Come to think of it, when I was working for a broker last year just before this credit crunch malarky kicked off,I did a mortgage application for a Mr O. Bin Laden. I had to inflate his income by over 2 times as it wasnt enough to borrow the money he needed for his mortgage on a semi detached cave. I put the 'extra' money he earned down as him being a self employed childrens entertainer Very difficult to prove that way! So I think you may have something in this Phil! Interestingly enough, he has 3 CCJ's for parking fines he has never paid! But I didnt tell you that, DPA you know!

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Jilleh = out

Made me lol. Shows what evil cats are capable of, and they love showing off their work too! Luckily we dont have wall paper, we have painted walls, however, you can see the odd paw mark on the walls here and there. They have also been fairly good with the curtains and we dont have any holes in them, but they did a number on our old sofa and have demolished the wicker laundry basket we have! Still they look cute and innocent in the other pics!

Could this be a duplication or are they different Dr's? Dr Black (Cluedo)

That made me lol

Dr Dre

Dr Hibbert (Simpsons) Dr Nick Riveria (Hello everybody!) (Simpsons)

Dr Jekyll (Mr Hyde)

You have to feed them and give them water and walk them every day. HTH

Didnt have a cuddly toy no. However, on the topic of childhood toys, a lot of the toys I grew up with are worth a lodda money now. Things like Boglins, Garbage Pail Kids stickers, Monster in My Pocket, Micro Machines etc etc etc

Yup :-&