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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
Made me lol. Shows what evil cats are capable of, and they love showing off their work too! Luckily we dont have wall paper, we have painted walls, however, you can see the odd paw mark on the walls here and there. They have also been fairly good with the curtains and we dont have any holes in them, but they did a number on our old sofa and have demolished the wicker laundry basket we have! Still they look cute and innocent in the other pics! -
Could this be a duplication or are they different Dr's? Dr Black (Cluedo)
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Dr Hibbert (Simpsons) Dr Nick Riveria (Hello everybody!) (Simpsons)
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Dr Jekyll (Mr Hyde)
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
You have to feed them and give them water and walk them every day. HTH -
Didnt have a cuddly toy no. However, on the topic of childhood toys, a lot of the toys I grew up with are worth a lodda money now. Things like Boglins, Garbage Pail Kids stickers, Monster in My Pocket, Micro Machines etc etc etc
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
When you are posting, there is a little yellow icon which has what looks like a mountain in it. Click on that and you will need to post the http address of the picture you want to post. Alternatively just insert the web address inbeetween these If its a picture you have on your own computer, it obviously wont have a web address so go to http://www.tinypic.com and upload the picture there then post the link on here. -
Oh, such a f*cking comedian arent you. I wish I was as funny and as bald as you. Mr know it all.
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Are you afraid of dying or getting old?
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Master Bates's topic in The Muppet Show
Dont worry SNSUN, im sure they will find the cure soon... -
Happy bday anyway mate!
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
Oh? F*cking b*tch, I genuinely believed her as it was someone she knew, not a friend of a friend's Aunty's Granny's dog's friend. I am gullible, although she sounded very sincere when she told me. Good story though -
Dressing up like a complete tw*t gets attention from girls. FACT. Girls will talk to you more and providing you arent a complete pleb with no personality, it increases your chances in scoring. That or it was a stag do
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
Yep, it had to be. It was a family friend of someone I used to work with. Jilleh, just because its been in the papers, doesnt mean the people involved dont have friends?! -
Point proven. It thought of Gerrard, not Le Tiss
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Jodie Marsh is semi famous, and that is a question which is asked "is she famous?" to which i replied "Yes kind of". It got it wrong so I win. I bet it doesnt get Matt Le Tissier, im going to try it now...
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Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Crouchie's Lawyer's topic in The Muppet Show
True story... A girl I used to work with had a family friend who had a python. She took it to the vets after it hadnt eaten for 2 weeks and she got worried about it. It used to have free roam of the house and used to sleep curled up at the bottom of the bed (bit weird). The vets asked a series of questions to try and diagnose what was wrong with the snake. The final question was, 'where does the snake sleep?' to which the lady replied, "well its funny you should say, it normally sleeps curled up at the bottom of the bed, however, recently, it has slept on the bed, but stretched out next to me, long ways". The vet pondered for a second, then said "Im sorry to have to tell you, but we are going to have to put the snake down". The lady (being distrought) questioned why it had to be put down, fearing the worst, like it had cancer or something, to which the vet replied... "The reason why it hasnt eaten for 2 weeks is because it is starving itself, and the reason why it is laying stretched out next to you is because it is measuring itself against you, trying to work out if you will fit in him. He is planning on eating you!" True story -
How the f*ckizzle you got that? She looks like she is in pain, rather than being tickled?!
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Ah, Stevo, you still up!?
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Doesnt. I was thinking of that Jordan Wannabee girl, blonde, name escapes me but it came up with Keeley Hazel. Nice picture though
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Are you afraid of dying or getting old?
Crouchie's Lawyer replied to Master Bates's topic in The Muppet Show
Tis true. I am dead. Burnt to a crisp. And I can confirm there is an afterlife. They have wifi tinternet access too. Just walk to the white light and all is good. Im surrounded by ******es with no clothes and loads of alcohol and drugs. I am now called Saint-Im_no_sinner