Crouchie's Lawyer

Doesnt seem to be on tinternet? Surprising how there are no skates on this evening? Fair weather fans?

Hmm thats a good one. I can see both sides. Another thing coming as in, if you think a is gonna happen you have another thing coming ie b. Although with think... Another think is coming as in, whats coming is not what you expect, which will cause you to think again. I would personally say it makes more sense with thing rather than think but I can see it both ways.

Im pretty sure they microwave the bacon too. It tastes soooo good!

That in itself made me lol

MGMT's album. Actually quite good

You do have a good avatar!

I agree with St Landrew on this on. I think we should have a weekly avatar competition. Whoever the winner is at picking my avatar, gets the competition for them the following week. So for example, if MB wins, I chose his picture and then the next week, we all chose something for MB's avatar??? Thoughts?

That made me lol

No its, "d it like Beckhams willeh So do I, I have sat there for litterally hours watching it and I swear they get slightly closer each time!

Well by default your winning Pancake! Jilleh, I am not ben_the_legend no, however I am a legend and my name is Ben. Stevo, I dont know if people care as much as world peace or famine etc, but I would like to think effort will be applied. I will be marking them out of 10

So, the whole list is as follows in this order right? 1)Mong 2)Mongy 3)Mongish 4)Mongage 5)Mongchester United 6)Pancake 7)Mongerel 8)Mong Features 9)Mong Life 10)Mongchops 11)Maryln Mongson 12)Mongloid 13) Flid 14)Flidoid 15)Flidage 16)Flidfeatures 17)FlidFace 18)F00kingFlid 19)Smelly Flid 20)Fl1dd@!!!111One1!!! 21)Flidel Castro 22)Flidip Schoflid 23)Flidman 24)Jillsaint 25)CabbageFace Out of interest, what is before number 1?

Ok, I did say StLandrew should do this on another thread, but I feel its time to change the 'moving f*ck guys' avatar I have, so am opening this up to suggestions. The person who designs or finds the best avatar for me on this thread, by 5pm tomorrow wins, and I will have that avatar as my own. If it helps in any way, my real name is Ben

Flidip Schoflid!

Propper lolage from me. Can you define the 12 levels of Mong too please?

I was going to ask the same thing! Was it fun ripping the plaster off?

Dont get ya rat out Jilleh FFS!

StL, can you open up a competition for your logo? The best suggestion wins and you have to have it for a week?

There is a scale? Care to let us in on the scale of different mong? FWIW, I just poured some water into the bottom of the cup. Enough to just cover the silica gel. It did nothing

What is this 'you mong' you speak of? Is it tasty? Will it help with my experiment?

Ah, better not try it then. Dont wanna be shot in the eye by a bit of silica gel!

Just wondering. The popping that it did with only a smidgin of water made me intreagued.

What happens if you put some in water? I put a small sachet in my cup which had a drop (litterally a drop, nothing more) of water and the little beads started to pop around. Anyone tried it?

Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake!

Where are all the pompey fans? Mackrill? PES? Eysk8? Corp? Hmm, something is fishy!?

Does he carry a briefcase?