Crouchie's Lawyer

Well by default your winning Pancake! Jilleh, I am not ben_the_legend no, however I am a legend and my name is Ben. Stevo, I dont know if people care as much as world peace or famine etc, but I would like to think effort will be applied. I will be marking them out of 10

So, the whole list is as follows in this order right? 1)Mong 2)Mongy 3)Mongish 4)Mongage 5)Mongchester United 6)Pancake 7)Mongerel 8)Mong Features 9)Mong Life 10)Mongchops 11)Maryln Mongson 12)Mongloid 13) Flid 14)Flidoid 15)Flidage 16)Flidfeatures 17)FlidFace 18)F00kingFlid 19)Smelly Flid 20)Fl1dd@!!!111One1!!! 21)Flidel Castro 22)Flidip Schoflid 23)Flidman 24)Jillsaint 25)CabbageFace Out of interest, what is before number 1?

Ok, I did say StLandrew should do this on another thread, but I feel its time to change the 'moving f*ck guys' avatar I have, so am opening this up to suggestions. The person who designs or finds the best avatar for me on this thread, by 5pm tomorrow wins, and I will have that avatar as my own. If it helps in any way, my real name is Ben

Flidip Schoflid!

Propper lolage from me. Can you define the 12 levels of Mong too please?

I was going to ask the same thing! Was it fun ripping the plaster off?

Dont get ya rat out Jilleh FFS!

StL, can you open up a competition for your logo? The best suggestion wins and you have to have it for a week?

There is a scale? Care to let us in on the scale of different mong? FWIW, I just poured some water into the bottom of the cup. Enough to just cover the silica gel. It did nothing

What is this 'you mong' you speak of? Is it tasty? Will it help with my experiment?

Ah, better not try it then. Dont wanna be shot in the eye by a bit of silica gel!

Just wondering. The popping that it did with only a smidgin of water made me intreagued.

What happens if you put some in water? I put a small sachet in my cup which had a drop (litterally a drop, nothing more) of water and the little beads started to pop around. Anyone tried it?

Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake!

Where are all the pompey fans? Mackrill? PES? Eysk8? Corp? Hmm, something is fishy!?

Does he carry a briefcase?

Ah, I thought Aids Victim said it was Baj? My bad. Did your bro's cat die then?

Not if its a local family run shop where they make your sandwiches to order!

Wasn't there something about the thread which was closed about pidgeons?

That comment was not aimed at you DSM. To be fair, although you where one of the first to comment on the HR thread, your post was factual and to the point without :desperately checking the posts thingy: much (if any?) insult toward me. Which is more than I can say for some other posters

Hanging from the window? Like window ledge style?

No the blood wasnt 'heavy flow'

Not really controversial that there are more Gary's in Pompey than in Soton. Just plain factual knowledge!

I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!'

Can I just use this as an example. I would have been massacred if I had said even one or two of the things JFP has said (not that I am condoning nor agreeing with what is said). I think this goes to show some people only care about who posts things, not necessarily what they post. If they are not their favourite posters, they rip into them. If they like them, they let it slide.