Crouchie's Lawyer

Unless it smells of roses, and doesnt make any noise or vibrations, then it should be outlawed!

It's got my vote

While great pictures Bates, I think making suggestions to your own avatar is pushing the boundaries of ethics on this one!

Remember Weds 12pm suggestions to be turned into a poll, so make sure all suggestions are in by then!

Favourite type and flavour? Mine has to be Roast Beef & Mustard Brannigans, thick crisps with a bit of a kick to them!

Thoughts? Burping and farting infront of the other half? How long did it take for you to be comfortable to bake some hot air biscuits infront of them? Do you still suffer from internal haemorraging where you are unable to order a 'taxi for Brown' while in their presence? I think it was a couple of months before I guffed infront of the Mrs. That was years ago, and I now, happily burst into the water closet while she is in the bath to drop the kids off at the pool WKD advert stylee. I hate it when my Mrs farts though and she tries to do it when im not around. I tell her off if she does it around me. Chuffing gross, women should not fart!

Race pack? Was it the great south run you did? If so, where did you finish?

You are either a teeny bopper 13 year old girl, or a fully blown fag! Having seen some of your previous comments re the gig your going to today, that I guess can be excused, but High School Musical? That was the step over the hetro/homo line and my friend, you are now deemed firmly on the homo side of that line.

Im not letting my Mrs loose with Scissors around Mr Woody and his two ball boys! She is probably harbouring some deep revengeful thoughts about how I once didnt make any comment on a new dress she was wore or notice the second she walked in 3 years ago that she had slightly died 4 strands of hair a different shade of the same colour! Thats the kind of way women think. Didnt notice my hair that time, I shall teach him and slice his balls! That is something to do with a f*ckbuddy not a long term girlfriend!

Hahaha, I think Shanes suggestion should be forced on Bates for a week! (The picture that is, not two man-fags) Weston, I would PM you, but I deleted the picture and believe it may have been a thread on the olde boarde so canny find it!

Fri: Night in with teh Mrs, Pizza and catch up with TV Sat: Footeh on telebox, FM08 and over mates in evening for more Pizza, wii/xbox and smoke. Sun: FM08, Wii and nothing else much. 6/10 Everyone rmember to watch Dead Set 10pm e4 tonight. Big Brother meets 28 days later. Looks good

7 Shane? Is she not too 'fat' for you? 11 looks a bit mongy too??? Oh, ill have 10 please.

I firmly believe the decisions which are a 'false economy' will cease if he leaves. Allowing SJ to go out on loan to a team who will be mid-table ish this year is IMO a false economy. Yes we need to save on wages etc, and need money desperately, however, the goals he scores (or would if he was bloody played) would be worth more than his wage. It could also mean we would be playing better and therefore more fans turn up. Why sign Pulis & Gasmi and the likes for them to not even be in the squad? Why not, keep John, not sign those players and the total wage bill would not be as much? Like selling Davies. I know that £1m was a lot, however, our defense is and has been our weakest area for a good few years. It finally looked a little more settled with Davies and he is sold. Another False economy. I believe any other chairman, would have found other ways around this.

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I was going to start a thread with the comments from kdog on the Echo website. Its basically the same as my 'petition' thread, but an email address to send details to, rather than a website. The comment on the Echo site is as follows Come on people, if he is going to go as far as setting up this email and taking peoples details down, please lets get behind him, we have nothing to lose and I ask you, if you are upset with the way the club is being run, please email him with the details of how many of you normally go to games, but will not due to Lowe/Wilde.

Thats happened to me before, I posted a picture of what I thought was a funny tatoo, and it apparently (although I couldnt only see the tatoo picture) was a picture of a girl being eaten out! :shock: I was quickly informed and modified my post, but its a little weird that it can do that!

Mauling 5 - 0

No Barclays are not a shareholder, however, they do have the right to call in their £8m overdraft at any one time. And Lowe et al knows that should they decide to do this, there is no choice but to go into administration and therefore his 'investment' and 'egotistical power trip of playing with his toy' would end anyway. Better to lose only one of those (power trip) than both. Barclays can and will pull the strings if they feel their money is at serious risk. And by signing the petition, they will see how serious it is.

Nice, couldnt they have just deleted their picture? I hope they infracted themselves!

lolocaust! So, is Twitchy gonna forget about the Spurs fans who were giving Sol grief now? Now he is their saviour? Pompey fans are propper fickle little cretins aren't they? 1 week ago, he was their god, now he is a 'd!ckhead'. Ha!

Ok, I thought I had started another thread regarding this, but my computer must have messed up as I cant see it anywhere on here (unless a mod deleted it, however I do not have a PM saying this, so apologies if a mod had deleted it, but without an explanation I am not to know this!) so here it is. Bates' suggestion of the ghey bundle was the most voted one, so my avatar has been changed for a week to this. As his was the winning suggestion, it is now his turn to have his avatar suggestion. Suggestions to start now, and we will chose the 7 best to go forward to a poll on Wedsnesday (12pm ish). We will then vote from Weds to Sat, when the winning avatar with the most votes will be chosen as Bates' for 1 week (he can then change to the greasy bum one again!) Suggestions below! =========================

And now its your turn!

Ok, Im no internet whizz, however, I know there are a few out there on this forum who would be able to do this. Having read some of the suggestions on the thread about how to oust Lowe, the most sensible one IMO is that of pleading with Barclays, who in all fairness, are able to pull the strings at the moment. My idea is setting up a web petition directed to Barclays, stating that if Lowe remains in charge, we will vent our frustration by future boycotts of SMS. A serious reduction in attendances as someone pointed out, will only lead to administration, and with our reported unsecured £8m overdraft, Barclays will do everything within their power to ensure we do not go into administration, where by their money is likely to be lost. This should hopefully mean they will insist board level changes with Lowe and Wilde stepping down. I favour Salz to step in as Chairman. So, is there someone out there able to set up an online petition, for the removal of these two leaches. The petition would be FAO Barclays.