Crouchie's Lawyer

I do not read newspapers Scu, the innernets and telebox provides me with all the news I need. My PC comment was said tongue in cheek too. Re the pringles though, how did they get around the ruling? Im right in funking they are made from potatoes???

Re-e-wind, when the crowd say bo, selecta. When did pringles become a 'cake'? FFS is this the PC brigade gone mad again? They do not have candles on top or a filling of strawberry, cream or chocolate, so how the fook can they be cake? Thats like saying a carrot is a meat

Surely calling black people is racist then or white people white? That would be 'seeking to define a group by race'. Some 'black' people are more of a dark brown tone TBF so where is the line drawn?

He shuffled along the finishing line on his arse?

I say, if t!ts give em the sh*ts they are definitely ghey

'too black' is a whole lot shorter TBF.

And if all the jobs were vacancies down south? But all the unemployed remain up north? Extreme example I know, however, it doesnt just work on a one for one basis. There is a multitude of reasons why there are still people unemployed in the country. As pointed out above, while prejudism (sp) is no longer allowed in picking people for the job, that doesnt mean it doesnt exist.

I would also like to throw into the ring: Space Invaders - very cheap, yet very nice Rib 'N' Saucy & Scampi & Lemon Nik Nacks Beef flavour and Prawn ****tail flavour Wotsits

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Kettle chips are good aren't they. They are propper 'hard' crisps, nothing like the cheap ass tesco's own ones which I had earlier. I closed my eyes and dreamt of Kettle chips whilst chewing

Oh god, you on the blob today? Name calling and arguement starting. This thread is close to it's death too!

I can confirm I laid one in the toilet earlier equivilent to the size of the QE2 and flushed it, so it is probably floating around the Southampton waters somewhere yes. Apologies St Landrew for this post, but it is probably in the wrong place and maybe a more 'Lounge' topic, so I had to get my silleh comment in!

And it continues.... :smt042

You have already got one thread closed today FFS Robsk, dont come on here baiting to get another one shut

So he did quite well then! Im still gonna give him stick though

Was there that many people? My mate finished 197th, I was wondering how good that was (ie were there 200 ppl, in which case it was carp, or were there 10,000 people, in which case it was pretty good)

What position did you finish? :goodman:

Unless it smells of roses, and doesnt make any noise or vibrations, then it should be outlawed!

It's got my vote

While great pictures Bates, I think making suggestions to your own avatar is pushing the boundaries of ethics on this one!

Remember Weds 12pm suggestions to be turned into a poll, so make sure all suggestions are in by then!

Favourite type and flavour? Mine has to be Roast Beef & Mustard Brannigans, thick crisps with a bit of a kick to them!

Thoughts? Burping and farting infront of the other half? How long did it take for you to be comfortable to bake some hot air biscuits infront of them? Do you still suffer from internal haemorraging where you are unable to order a 'taxi for Brown' while in their presence? I think it was a couple of months before I guffed infront of the Mrs. That was years ago, and I now, happily burst into the water closet while she is in the bath to drop the kids off at the pool WKD advert stylee. I hate it when my Mrs farts though and she tries to do it when im not around. I tell her off if she does it around me. Chuffing gross, women should not fart!

Race pack? Was it the great south run you did? If so, where did you finish?