Crouchie's Lawyer

lol. Im an excellent driver

16 looks dirty too

She is fit though TBF

I think Dog goes fishing quite a bit?? Boat fishing is IMO a lot better than fishing from the beach. From my experience you get more chance of catching fish, which is what its all about!

1000 posts strong for you TDD... I agree, I think a lot of people have probably heard the news and logged onto youtube or something similar to hear it and then gone onto complain. However, I think people who have done this are as BTF has said, lemmings. Or they hate Brand/Ross so much that they went out of their way to listen to it and complain. I have not heard it, and TBF, I have no urge to listen to it. Im sure its not very funny and I know in essence what its about and what is said. However, they have apologised and I feel to need to complain.

Number 3 for me

STAY ON TOPIC PEOPLE!!!

Precisely. I think a lot of people who dislike Brand & Ross have taken this as a chance to stick the knife in. I would be surprised if 25% of the reported 10,000 complaints were from people who actually listened! Ok, they made a mistake, it is not appropriate to talk about someone's family, however, they have sincerely apologised and know they are in the wrong. Give them a wrap on the knuckles and a fine and let it be the end of it.

I think the mod which locks it should post the final contribution to the thread as an explanation to why its been locked. Pancake and St Landrew normally do this.

Closed/locked threads of recent?! Why was the mods & rockers thread locked? Cant we all just love each other and get along?!

Sounds interesting: Sounds like a very expensive game

lol, only problem is, I wouldnt want a 'dirty' finger!

Only a few hours for the final suggestions if you have any, poll to start at 12pm...

I know 'Mohammed' he is a funny chap. The pictures of Amande Mealing seem to get progressively better as you go down the thread. Top one I wouldnt, middle one is a maybe and bottom is a yesh!

Up to 190. Glad someone has taken on board what I suggested on the thread entitled petition earlier this week.

If I had a ticket I would go, however I need money to get a ticket and having just been advised I have to use our 'wedding fund' to purchase a water proof back lobby, I cannot really spend money on anything else at the moment

Ah, not a game for in pubs then (unless you are very friendly with the landlord) sounds funny though. The centurion is one I like too. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes (a shot ever minute!) Doesnt seem a lot, but to do it so quick and in 'shot' fashion means it is. Possibly one for you Scotty if you favour just the drinking.

Having not heard of this before, im guessing its just making a t!t out of yourself by dancing?

Remind me to not go drinking with you then!

This game is commonly played amongst people who cannot drink properly.

Ah you dirter! Another one is 'one frog' Its very hard to play the drunker you get. There are 4 phrases you must remember: 'One frog - 'Jumped in' - 'A pond' - 'Splosh' You go around the circle saying each one of these in order so person a starts with 'one frog' the next person says 'jumps in' etc etc. When you get to 'splosh' the next person then up's the number of frogs, so it then becomes 'two frogs' because there are now two frogs, everything is repeated twice so it would go... 'Two frogs - 'Two frogs' - 'Jumped in' - 'Jumped in' - 'A pond' - 'A pond' - 'Splosh' - 'Splosh'. The numbers increase each time and if you get it wrong, you must do 2 fingers of your drink and it starts again. Very good game.

I was gonna suggest that thread be put into golden posts too!

A thread dedicated to sharing the knowledge that is drinking games. A few of my favourites are: *Spoof - each participent has three coins (doesnt matter what value, however the smaller the coin, the better 1p or better still 5p are the recommended) if there are 5 players, you go around the circle guessing how many coins will be in the middle (by in the middle I mean each player holds his/her chosen amount of coins in a clenched fist in the middle so nobody can see how many coins he/she has). No two players are allowed the same guess. If each player has three coins, there are 4 possible amounts he can put into the middle so with 5 players, the maximum coinage in the middle will be 15 (if all 5 players put 3 in) and the minimum would be 0 coins (if nobody puts a coin in). Once the rounds of guessing have been done, the players then overturn their clenched fists to reveal how many coins they have in their hands. If someone guesses spot on how many coins are in the middle, they are out. The game then resumes with 4 players and so on, (with the person to the left of the person which guessed first, now guessing first themselves) until the last person is left, and they have to then drink a designated drink in the middle. *Ciggarette pack game. Each player sits with a pint glass infront of him/her and when its their turn, they flip the pack over the pint glass onto the table. If the pack lands on its back or front (the two biggest surface area's of the pack) then they accumulate no fingers of drink. If there are fingers of drink accumulated before its their go, they must down the total. If the pack lands on one of its two sides (the second biggest surface area) they accumulate 2 fingers of drink and pass the pack on to the next person. If they manage to land the pack so its standing up on either end, then its 4 fingers of drink and the pack is passed on. If the next person then lands it in one of the scoring positions, the fingers of drink is added up until someone doesnt land it and then they must consume all which is added up. As the game goes on, and people become better at it, rules are then added, such as, if you throw it and it lands in your pint, you must down your whole drink. If you 'accept' the pack of ciggies from another player, you must take 2 fingers of your drink (ie, the way to avoid this is to make sure the pack is on the table when its your go, and you pick it up yourself, if it is handed to you, you pay the penalty). The 'acceptance' rule is a good one as the more drunk people get the more then tend to accept the pack and therefore have to drink. There is also a die hard rule, very rarely played, however, if you go for a ceiling shot (where you throw the pack up toward the ceiling (it doesnt have to hit the ceiling, but get close to it) and it lands. Everyone must down their drinks. If it doesnt land, you must down everyones drinks. I have a few others, but ill let others contribute now!

Well they are all over weight over there!

I thought the novelty would wear off which is why I held off from getting one for so long. I got one about 3 months ago, with Wii sports and Mariokart. I have played it once/twice a week since. It is good, and the games which give it longevity make it worthwhile. The sports games and things like wii fit, will be fad's, however there will always be one or two games around which you wont tire of. I'd recommend one, especially for Mariokart. You can wirelessly connect to tinternet with it too to play people all over the world.