Crouchie's Lawyer

Teach them, not learn them. When did you become a Northern Monkeh?

Nope, dont intend to either. What you get up to in your personal life ponty is up to you. Not everyone is a raging homo like you norway. I am not one that drives with about a metre in between me and the car infront. Even in a traffic jam, but the point I was making (and im sure this is Stevo's point to) was people who leave a ridiculously large gap in between them and the car infront in slow moving traffic. A car or two's gap is fine, but anything more is inconsiderate, as you are just making the traffic slow up even more behind you. Especially if you have just gone past traffic lights. My perfect example would be coming off Junction 9 (whiteley) of the M27 (from Southampton) and heading toward Park Gate / Locksheath. There are traffic lights on the Junction roundabout and then the large dual carriageway up to the Segensworth roundabout with Makro on your right. There is 99 out of 100 times always a mong in the left lane of the dual carriageway who has left a huge gap between them and the car infront. Now the Junction roundabout is always chocca and often cars pull out into the middle of the traffic lighted section, only for the lights to turn. Had the mongs who leave a huge gap not done so, they would not have been stuck in the way of the other traffic lighted traffic.

Anyone guilty of carrying out any messy one's when they were younger?

In no order: Event Horizon Blair Witch Project IT Haloween Poltergeist

Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though. If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS!

Thats way too deep for Swanmonkeh

Tonight: Night in with teh Mrs. Will probably watch 'The Rocker' on DVD. Yes I am a pirate/knock off Nigel. Tomorrow: Head into town during day to find ski/snowboard gear for our xmas - new years trip to Canada to see Terrance & phillip. Over to a 25th bday party in Abshot Country Club in teh evening. Sunday: Chillin and probably tidying house!

Dont leave a riddiculous amount of braking space and then its not possible. Anyway, I dont know much about Home and Away so Im afraid the chat would be a little one sided

Bit expensive if you ask me. Burger King sell them for about £4 ish

Stinky Minkey?

This is my feeling. It needs to be knocked down due to damp problems. My recent luck would mean I would fork out a few grand sorting it and 6 months down the line, the same thing would happen!

Snobster

far / of hth

Nope as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just to to hell so no angel wings. See, a devil Swanmonkeh

You have to explain what part would be the giraffe and which would be the jellyfish though or better still, a picture would be good

Its due to people claiming for tom, d!ck and harry's sat nav, car stero and handbag that never were that our insurance rises each year. I guess it's up to you if you decide to 'reward' yourself with a justification for paying more each year or remain truthful. While I would not invent things to report as stolen, I may exagerate things. For example, just after I past my licence many moons ago, I picked up a hellova bargain. A D reg red Ford Fiesta that had done 38k miles. It was in mint condition and driven only by an old biddy once a day to the shops. The car was written off in a collision where some gimp went into the back of my car. I claimed for whiplash and got a couple of hundred quid for it, but only because the amount the insurance people would pay out for my car was far below what I paid for it only 6 months prior, and also what it was worth (there wasnt many to compare it to). I do not feel guilty at this, as it was not my choice for the car to be ruined, and so I sould not be left in a worse off state, even if they were saying what they were paying me for the car was market value.

Is that a monkey elephant? You dont have to write on the thread if you dont want to Shane? The wongs would be powerful enough to make it fly, thus being a flying monkey. I look forward to your paint/photoshop suggestion Hamster

Technically it does, the spring just moves it again

You got something against Persil?

What would they be? I was asked this question last night after I had a few smokes. I chose, a monkey with a swan. You would have the big powerful wings of a swan, on the back of a small chimpanzee. A flying monkey would be awesome Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop

But you are a comedian!

Brand was hardly the 'big' star then though was he? Would have got hardly any publicity and consequently, wouldnt have achieved what she would have wanted out of it. IMO she has no way engineered this, however, this is her golden ticket and by jove, she is grabbing hold of it and not letting it go!

With you on this one Stevo, does my head in too. Although quite often it can benefit, for example, if you are in the wrong lane and need to get into the right lane, you know, if the queue in the other lane is long enough, that there will be one of these mongs somewhere along the line, so you can teach them a lesson by pulling in the lane you want to be in, right infront of them.

Following on from Bates one which was rubbish. I have found this beaut. I still think the one Bates found of the girls in a ball on the floor was the best, and its gonna take some beating. Cant be arsed to number the picture, so top left is one and you can count left to right... I choose, 4, 5, 6, 22, 31 & 33 :smt101