Crouchie's Lawyer

lol... Im trying to think up elaborate alternatives of what DST could mean. Side note - The Saint (Admin) is only 18????

I have never once said that Pompey have a high wage squad with no resale value. Only 50% of that statement is true, luckily for you that is. I do not think you will go into administration, but there will be IMO a firesale which will see the likes of the mentioned players leave to a) chip into that huge debt of yours and b) reduce the unsustainable wage bill. I do not think you would be taken over any time soon though. All IMO of course. But only time will tell.

If certain rumours are true, then in answer to your question above 'less than you probably!' Bye bye, Diarra, Defoe, Campbell, Distin, Kranjkar, Crouch to name but a few...

Surfice to say, our 'obsession' doesnt go far enough to join the Pompey forum! Oh Hell, if something good happend to me, I would never bore of answering questions about it. I bet he would happily answer questions about the FA cup win over and over again. Maybe just maybe, a nerve has been hit? And again, we hear from Corp, that a takeover is in the making and inches away from being revealed. From the cryptic message you have posted above, Im guessing you are now implying it is a Chinese consortium/bidder who will be announced?! If this is going so well, then why are other suiters being propositioned? And more to the point, Im pretty sure it was German bidders you said last time that were interested??? :cool:

While having the mispleasure of walking behind a fatty-boom-boom today, I made an observation. Most obese people tend to waddle penguin style rather than walk. Most normal weight people walk (more often than not) with both feet pointing directly infront of them (North if you liken yourself to a compass). Fat people tend to walk with their right foot facing more a North East direction, with their left foot facing a North West position. They also 'curve' their arms around them in a low level discus motion too. Looks funneh

Can you change Bates avatar to the following please All as per the thread below... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3906&page=2 He has said its fine for me to ask, as he is not 'about' today. Ta

If you wanna see a Cats arse Essruu, just look in the mirror. Im sure the similarity is incredible

Essruu in trying to stir things up shocker :shock: God forbid anything should ever happen to you, family, friends or pets. The sympathy would be immense

Simple ID (Driving Licence / Passport) should see to a wasted journey on their part. If they are too lazy to answer the phone, then they will soon learn after forking out mileage to the baliffs! Also, maybe worth getting a credit check (Experian / Equifax) done on you. This will show people linked to your address, as there is a possibility, that someone maybe using your address to rack up debt without the fear of being chased for it when they have no intention of paying it back. Plus by doing the check, you can (if you find this to be the case) apply to Experian for a notice of dis-association so that should you apply for a mortgage / credit card / loan etc etc etc in the future and it be declined (due to potential bad credit registered against your address) they can see that 'Joe Bloggs' i not associated with you and your credit score will not be affected. Hope it works out mate.

Good work... She eventually ticked the 'yes' box in that note you handed her then? Did you bone her?

Ever been caught? I would imagine the look you would get would be quite an evil one! Thats horrible. For some reason, I completely fear the porcelain, as if it is disease ridden. So this would scare me! Again, this is gross. I find this only happens in foreign countries, where the water level seems to be a lot higher than here in the good ol' UK!

Well atleast she had a good innings then. Still a bummer to have to do it though.

Sorry to hear that Jilleh. Not one of the Bengals??? I had a bad cat experience over the weekend too as mentioned below. Fri: Night in with teh Mrs, take away Chinese which I mostly didnt eat, so saved it for Breakfast on Saturday. Watched 'The Rocker' with Dwight Shrute from the Yank version of the 'Office'. T'was ok. Sat: Reheated Chinese breakfast, played FM08 for a bit. Parents came over to give advice on damp/condensation probelm in the lobby/porch. Mrs highlighted my hair - looks pretty good (and there was me thinking you cannot better perfection?). Was completely surprised at Saints result - get in! Over to Abshot Country Club in teh evening for a mates Mrs 25th bday party. Got smashed on £24 mainly due to the amount I drank at a mates before and that my parents were at the party too so free drinkage. And knowing the barman helps too for 'stronger' drinks at a cheaper price! Picked up by teh Mrs at 1am, secksing till 3am without the 'happy ending' due to amount of booze in me. Sun: Woke up early for yet more teh sex - this time with a happy ending. Went back to sleep. Bummed around for the day playing FM08 while watching footy. Over Parents in evening to watch last bit of F1 - twas immense and for a nice roast and back home to watch Fringe in bed. Up until 3am this morning 8.88/10. 3:30am this morning, was woken up by our 2.5yr old cat having an epileptic fit. She was diagnosed with it 1.5 years ago and thankfully, hadnt had a fit since we started her medication, however, we havent been giving her as much med as her doseage suggests in the hope she had got better and up until last night it was apparently working. She was foaming and dribbling from the mouth quite badly shaking loads and twitching a lot. Had to rectally administer Diazipan (sp) which is like a tranquilizer for the muscles (to stop them spasaming) and then the cat went really floppy and sleepy. She nearly fell down the stairs as her back legs werent working much. Managed to get to sleep at about 5:30 with my morning alarm going off at 6:10. Teh Mrs stayed up with the cat. Took 2 hours flexi from work so managed to get a bit more sleep and by the time I left the house at 9:30, the cat was up about and moving fine again, very tired though. Teh Mrs has a half day so hopefully can look after her. Needless to say, we will be following the doseage to the T now. Just put a whole downer on the weekend though. And there you have a minute by minute re-cap of my weekend.

:smt042 I would love to see Pompeys team torn apart fire sale stylee. Gaydamak has apparently racked up a lot of debt against Pompey with other companies he set up in the UK which have all gone bust. Oh dear :smt042

Are we a main feature game?

we must be the last one then?

has it been on yet?

:smt042

Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go. But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback. I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?!

Shut up Crouchie

Is it me, or whenever Jilleh picks up on someone's post and tries to correct it, she normally always makes a mistake in her own post. Ironic eh?

15 minutes left to vote, after which, could a kind mod please change his avatar to the winning one. ta

Thats the way I juntie (thats new for Like) it. I like to keep things fresh. Im a trend setter. In the words of Stu, you wish you were me.

Endeda bit weird. I like the bit where he rubs his face one the floor when he does a whoopsie

Its a new word. HTH