Crouchie's Lawyer

Gail Porter I believe

9) as a guess Dennis & Lois? As a side note, Pancake, any chance of the poll on Bates Avatar thread now please? Ta

15. Albertross

Lowe Out

Yes... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4215 They can all be seen on this thread covering the same thing

Yet no poll for Bates avatar thread. MODS!!! :smt064

Very easy. I am not familiar with Photoshop, so my work is on Paint. When you say Flower fairies, what do you mean though? You could get a picture of a flower fairy and just put your kids faces over them? That what you mean?

Have you ever considered the fact that some people only signed up and paid their £5 to use the Lounge and The Muppet Show? Especially the blue few amongst us, who are not allowed to post on the Main Board? While I appreciate the forum is prodominently a football site, a lot of the posters who use the 'Saints' forum, are non members. I would hazard a guess that the percentage of users in The Lounge or TMS who are full members is a lot higher than the percentage of users who are fully paid up in the Saints forum? As a side point. The Saint mentioned there are further improvements. Would you care to let us know a little bit more about these? Thanks

Its blatently Lowe. Scouts recommend players to him (E.g Prost with Gasmi & Schneiderlin) and he signs them. Jan has nothing to do with it!

Im lost on who this work mate actually is now

No, she has unrealistic blue hair. Now I cant get Marge Simpson out of my head

But eeez a wheeler and dealer innit geez! He will sign Defoe and Diarra on the window. I expect he will sell one or two to finance this.

So you are saying what they did wasnt a prank? By your definition above, sounds very much like a prank. The called him (that had to be planned, phones cant dial on their own) with the idea of eliciting laughter at Sachs expense. It was a prank call and while I do not find it particularly funny, there are so many people who have jumped all over this because either a) They hate Ross/Brand or both and want a chance to take a swing at them. b) They hate the BBC and want a chance to take a swing at it or c) They really are sad.

Do you two work together? Or just meet up for random 'toilet block deminishing' tasks?

While I live in Fareham (booo) my geographical local is probably 'The Oast & Squire'. Not a bad pub, more of a restaurant really but tis ok. I normally frequent these pubs: The Talisman in Park Gate - They only employ fit females, I am yet to see an ugly one! However, it has turned into a little bit of a 40 somethings singledom in the last few years. The Rising Sun in Warsash on the shorefront is a good pub. Silver Fern in Warsash, while a little Chavy is a cheap and cheerful place to drink and they have a big screen for teh footy. I often pop over the Hamble with my uncle and his mates in his rib during the summer. There are some good pubs over there and the atmosphere is always good, quite often with local weird bands. (That wear things like vegetable drainers on their heads and stuff )

:smt042 Very effective if you have a Rottweiler and Doberman for example, however not so if you have a Chihuahua (sp) and a Jack Russell

You could always do that too

The dog f*cked the baby's leg??? :confused:

Why dont you die your hair so its not ginger?

While others like to insult people they dont even know, without provocation.

Falls apart when he says he was naked hanging curtains. So, Reverend, you were naked with no curtains up before you hung the curtains right???

...nearly falling off. How much would it take for you to eat one? Had this conversation with a mate when I went to p*mpey dogs once. For him to eat the urinal biscuit for £100. He was on the cusp of doing it, even picked it up. I nearly spewed

Fair point. What fancy dress do you go in?

](*,) Good luck, I have been asking for the Bates' Avatar thread to have a poll for 3 days now... Just write something slightly controversial and they will be all over it like a rash though. It will be locked before you even think about it!

Better than a few of the plods, sorry, mods