Crouchie's Lawyer

Very good peep's, Mackrill I think you're right. Wiltshire does have an obsession with bumming. I think he is trying to say something...

Just before I log off tonight to go wash up, I thought I would open this gem up to all and sundry. On the train back from London today, I got a text from my Mrs saying I had to come up with an a to z of sexually related things to do in bed which we would do have to do. I came up with a few, but thought I would open it up to the world of TMS. So... there are obvious ones like: Anal Blow jobs blah blah blah, but feel free to come up with ideas. If they are good, I may even use them!

Anyhow. I have got to cut this virgin/loner and ginger bashin short. I have to wash up the meal my fiance made me, then go upstairs to start on the a to z of things to do in bed with her (her suggestion). Enjoy knocking off to the thought of that BO, its the closest you will get to having sex in your life.

:smt042 Its talking to the ginger. Im compel... sorry, I have to use bigger unneces.... argh! words

You may want to read where the vagina is located on a lady then. Ever heard the expression 'Close, but no cigar?'. What am I saying, you probably wrote the expression!

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article1873119.ece Having just had an incite to your past Kevin, I shall not continue to pursue this peace taking against your hair colour. I can see you have already been through enough...

Is being ginger one of the side affects too?

Christ, you're more offensive to someone else other than me for a change, even if there is an around about insult in there somewhere.

Im not sure you can ever be certain you're not ghey Buzzin. Until you have sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex, there will always be doubts! Anyway, you could always trot on and be 'more productive' with your time. Chess club is calling...

Tut tut Ginge, you failed to take the moral high ground and walk away the bigger (albeit Ginger) man.

Like this kind of dark blonde / light brown I guess...

Ginger in denial. Egyptians would love you. More a Strawberry blonde are we?

So you cover your bases. Well done. Can I ask, did you turn ghey before or after you found out that being a ginger discusted women?

And Robsk II, recycling other peoples jokes? Come on, you're better than that

We are not all ginger fags like you Robsk II. Please dont suggest I add any of your 'favourite' websites, as our two tastes could not be more opposite. Hmm, take a keen interest in minor's sex lives do you Robsk II? You groomer you

No she doesnt! BTW... Change your avatar!!!

Dont you start Ginger nuts. I have nothing against an intellectual person, or indeed people with a decent vocabulary. I do have things against people who attack others for no reason and then start using their extensive vocab to make them look bigger. A simple answer along the lines of...

Well good luck JS. Did you speak with a HR person or equivilent in the end? Still think your situation is a little grey and its not as clear cut as your company telling you, your job is no more. Especially if they are replacing you. The rule is that if your job is being made redundant, then they cannot replace you. By making two jobs, they are skirting around the law and IMO treading on thin ice. If it were this easy, everyone would just say they are creating two jobs rather than one and get rid of who they want?!

The only thing which would interest me with Virgin is the 'any time tv' (or thats what Sky call it). Sky's is sh*t. About 15-20 programs most of which are gash. From what I understand, Virgin offer a much better service, where you can catch up on whole series of stuff?

Yeah, they prescribed it as a muscle relaxent to combat the muscle spasms which occur during an epileptic fit. To say she was mellow is pretty much spot on!