Crouchie's Lawyer

:confused: Erm :smt102 If you want my innernetz persona to be ghey Robsk then in your little ginger head, you can let it be so. If it helps you sleep better at night

So what you're affectively saying is that you're like one of the pointless sidekicks? Like Robin to Bajman?

Meh, Im fine with that. Whatever a man has to do to and all that. Something to do before Im 30 too. Bang a lady over 50 years older than me. Think of the experience! She would be filth

Yes, I over compensate by talking about and looking at bewbs and sex. Are you the same age as BO? With the same 'girls are disgusting' point of view which most of us left behind in infant school? You undercompensate by looking at naked men dont you? The 'arguement' and I use the ''s as it was not a serious arguement, more a fun banter micky taking session was me calling Robsk II ginger and him arguing against it and BO calling me gay and me arguing against it. If I chose to ignore the comment (because apparently if someone is'nt gay, thats what they should do) the banter would have been very short lived. The 'arguement' involved me having a pop, BO and Robsk II retorting while defending themselves and then it went back to me. Sorry if I dissapointed you. You wouldnt be the first person I would have picked who would have come to my defence, but cheers Ponts! Very good, in my book though c*nt and c*nte mean the same thing, just one has an extra e. If you had noticed though, I did say 'her' and 'she'

But your status says your a super moderator?!?!

Yes I am a raging homo and I only talk about my Mrs to make me feel more secure :biggayrolleyeyedthingy: If I were teh gay, Id be one of the propper gays, not ones which hide in the closet pretending not to be gay, Id be a non-camp propper gay. But unfortunately for you Crouchie I am sadly not. I am happy with my Mrs and should you require any proof of my sexual preferences, give me your mothers address and I shall gladly service her to prove it. You're more than welcome to watch.

Kerry Katona. 1 less skanky chav in the world

Very good peep's, Mackrill I think you're right. Wiltshire does have an obsession with bumming. I think he is trying to say something...

Just before I log off tonight to go wash up, I thought I would open this gem up to all and sundry. On the train back from London today, I got a text from my Mrs saying I had to come up with an a to z of sexually related things to do in bed which we would do have to do. I came up with a few, but thought I would open it up to the world of TMS. So... there are obvious ones like: Anal Blow jobs blah blah blah, but feel free to come up with ideas. If they are good, I may even use them!

Anyhow. I have got to cut this virgin/loner and ginger bashin short. I have to wash up the meal my fiance made me, then go upstairs to start on the a to z of things to do in bed with her (her suggestion). Enjoy knocking off to the thought of that BO, its the closest you will get to having sex in your life.

:smt042 Its talking to the ginger. Im compel... sorry, I have to use bigger unneces.... argh! words

You may want to read where the vagina is located on a lady then. Ever heard the expression 'Close, but no cigar?'. What am I saying, you probably wrote the expression!

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article1873119.ece Having just had an incite to your past Kevin, I shall not continue to pursue this peace taking against your hair colour. I can see you have already been through enough...

Is being ginger one of the side affects too?

Christ, you're more offensive to someone else other than me for a change, even if there is an around about insult in there somewhere.

Im not sure you can ever be certain you're not ghey Buzzin. Until you have sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex, there will always be doubts! Anyway, you could always trot on and be 'more productive' with your time. Chess club is calling...

Tut tut Ginge, you failed to take the moral high ground and walk away the bigger (albeit Ginger) man.

Like this kind of dark blonde / light brown I guess...

Ginger in denial. Egyptians would love you. More a Strawberry blonde are we?

So you cover your bases. Well done. Can I ask, did you turn ghey before or after you found out that being a ginger discusted women?

And Robsk II, recycling other peoples jokes? Come on, you're better than that

We are not all ginger fags like you Robsk II. Please dont suggest I add any of your 'favourite' websites, as our two tastes could not be more opposite. Hmm, take a keen interest in minor's sex lives do you Robsk II? You groomer you