Crouchie's Lawyer

Did you conveniently give someone elses name then?

Or mugged them?

How many of you are looking for a place then? Trains normally run fine dont they?

Nice, bad day at the office, stop off for a quick blowie on your way home. Bound to cheer you up.

Nothing wrong with that no. Bit dubious celebrating a goal with actions dedicated to him though which is in the public eye for all to see. I mean, for example, you wouldnt talk about your mate who had killed two kids infront of the parents would you? Even if you were thinking of him.

Cum Cumm Come Coming. I have come

So when you see a naked shoulder, you automatically think of two ghey men kissing?

More of a dark blonde / light brown eh Robsk??

Yes I can see it the elbow of the right side ghey man. However, I feel you should have the actual picture. Me thinks you asked nicely as DSM is putting it down to *cough* b*llocks *cough* 'resizing issues' Well if it was £40 each time, you could look at it in a 'glass half full' kind of way and say you're £80 up?

Leaving you with 3/4 of the bed right?

Why yes my girth is a phenominal size, thank you

Im sure she is after her own room Bates....

I was feeling kind that day

Atleast crop it to make it look ghey, like the crotch area, or their faces. Im sure you can make it smaller.... Me thinks a birdy has whispered into your ear...

Bates you cheeky f*cker, I have just realised what your avatar is! Thats cheating! I found £40 in a cash point some plonker had left behind on the high street 2 years ago too! £80 in 2 years aint bad is it?!

Ha, some stupid foolio just left some money hanging out of a cash point. Needless to say, I am now richer!

Are you looking for a place to live in Pompey or Soton then?

BBC real player. No need to thank me. Just discount my annual membership. Afankoo

:smt042 Tell you what, if I were single and a little hard up on my luck and I came across her (pardon the pun), I probably would. Although saying that, it would be like throwing a hotdog up the high street

I believe it was more to do with a mixture of a) drink b) lack of sleep and c) Having a long driving journey which casued the accident. Not that I am excusing it. The semi-concious quote is probably referring to the above 3 reasons, not just the drink. I think I read a report saying right after he hit them, he was walking around saying 'sorry, I just fell asleep' and witnesses reported his BMW was swerving all over the road

Pretty sure she it says she is a manager of some sort. I bet the interview process is quite interesting

Did you see Top Gear last night? Clarkson saying all the complaints they received after last weeks show. So he felt he had to apologise...... For not putting up the speed of the car they raced around the track last week! I lol'd

Pardon? Do I have this to look forward to as a result of my cold or is this a seperate problem? My nose is running faster than Usain Bolt at the moment, however, no amount of snot can block the smell of pickled onions from my fingers. On the plus side, I can hold two fingers out and use that legendary old line 'smell my fingers'

So when Norris came out saying it wasnt a handcuff celebration, he had the perfect chance to quash the rumour, by elaborating on what the celebration was actually about. Yet he chose to say 'it was a private celebration'. Smacks to me of him being caught and not having time to work out or think of a alaby. Fair enough if he wishes to support a mate, but as Hatch says, doing it in the public eye is not right.

Which Uni do you go to Pip?