Crouchie's Lawyer

More of a dark blonde / light brown eh Robsk??

Yes I can see it the elbow of the right side ghey man. However, I feel you should have the actual picture. Me thinks you asked nicely as DSM is putting it down to *cough* b*llocks *cough* 'resizing issues' Well if it was £40 each time, you could look at it in a 'glass half full' kind of way and say you're £80 up?

Leaving you with 3/4 of the bed right?

Why yes my girth is a phenominal size, thank you

Im sure she is after her own room Bates....

I was feeling kind that day

Atleast crop it to make it look ghey, like the crotch area, or their faces. Im sure you can make it smaller.... Me thinks a birdy has whispered into your ear...

Bates you cheeky f*cker, I have just realised what your avatar is! Thats cheating! I found £40 in a cash point some plonker had left behind on the high street 2 years ago too! £80 in 2 years aint bad is it?!

Ha, some stupid foolio just left some money hanging out of a cash point. Needless to say, I am now richer!

Are you looking for a place to live in Pompey or Soton then?

BBC real player. No need to thank me. Just discount my annual membership. Afankoo

:smt042 Tell you what, if I were single and a little hard up on my luck and I came across her (pardon the pun), I probably would. Although saying that, it would be like throwing a hotdog up the high street

I believe it was more to do with a mixture of a) drink b) lack of sleep and c) Having a long driving journey which casued the accident. Not that I am excusing it. The semi-concious quote is probably referring to the above 3 reasons, not just the drink. I think I read a report saying right after he hit them, he was walking around saying 'sorry, I just fell asleep' and witnesses reported his BMW was swerving all over the road

Pretty sure she it says she is a manager of some sort. I bet the interview process is quite interesting

Did you see Top Gear last night? Clarkson saying all the complaints they received after last weeks show. So he felt he had to apologise...... For not putting up the speed of the car they raced around the track last week! I lol'd

Pardon? Do I have this to look forward to as a result of my cold or is this a seperate problem? My nose is running faster than Usain Bolt at the moment, however, no amount of snot can block the smell of pickled onions from my fingers. On the plus side, I can hold two fingers out and use that legendary old line 'smell my fingers'

So when Norris came out saying it wasnt a handcuff celebration, he had the perfect chance to quash the rumour, by elaborating on what the celebration was actually about. Yet he chose to say 'it was a private celebration'. Smacks to me of him being caught and not having time to work out or think of a alaby. Fair enough if he wishes to support a mate, but as Hatch says, doing it in the public eye is not right.

Which Uni do you go to Pip?

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/article.html?a=/10112008/344/glitter-song-gcse-extra-syllabus.html&e=l_news_dm He must love it that kids are being told to listen to him!

Erm? Im pretty sure if you get points, they will up your premiums. Maybe not mid-year, but certainly next year. Insurance companies need no excuse to charge extra, its how they make money and accidents and speeding fines Im afraid, are always chargable by additional loadings on your premium.

She is, she works for Fitness First!

I know people think they are a little brash and jump to 'have a go' at people quickly, but surely you cant condone this? The Daily Mail gets a lot of stick about publishing strong views, some of it merited, however, fair play to them for having the balls to speak out against people who do wrong things. Soceity has turned into a bit of a 'so long as Im not affected directly, ill just sit quietly in the corner and let it be' and its comment like that which make people not want to express any view of their own, for fear they will be branded 'too stongly viewed'

Fri: Night in with teh Mrs, Chinese takeaway and caught up with the weeks telebox fun. Sat: Nice long lay in, watched Soccer AM, then Utd Vs Arsenal, reheated chinese for brekky, lounged around during day, over mates in evening to play new pro evo, few smokes and pizza. Sun: Nice long lie in, over parents in evening for roast, had to help my mum peel over 500 mini onions for her to make pickled onions. I now have stained yellow fingers which f*cking stink. Indoor footy in teh evening.

I love penguins

Ah, my mistake, I thought he died too.