Crouchie's Lawyer

Funnily enough, I never believe a Mr A Wasp decided one day to annoy people by inventing a new animal called the wasp. And yes I am aware snot helps the immune system, doesnt mean I have to like it though. This is TMS, so I posted the original thread with a touch of 'tongue in cheek' Whoever invented guns should be shot.

You're getting boring now Pancake. First time its funny, second time causes a slightly forced smile. Now you're just boring. Cue comment from you likening this to my posting techniques or humour etc. You are meant to be a Mod, and up until recently I respected you as one of the better ones. Albeit I like JFP, I stayed out of his and Bungle's 'beef' with you as I also quite liked you, but I am now starting to see JFP's point.

+1 Not true. Sky are no longer subject to a fair use policy. This was on The Gadget show the other day. They interviewed Sky who boasted about the fect they dont have a fair use policy and then the Gadget show checked their website where it showed it was still mentioned that they did infact have a fair use policy. They called Sky back up and Sky apologised and updated their website there and then. The 'unlimited' package with Sky is just that. No small print.

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Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them. Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it. Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap. Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life. Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard. Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius. Thats me done for a while

So when selecting a false name, is it completely randomified or do you go for funny names?

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...planned modifications which Bajjer has to close the fore arm for tonight? Any ideas?

So what your essentially saying is that you were an illegal immigrant playing for a team which you (given your real name) were not registered for? tut tut. You will be claiming benefits fraudulently now, its a slippery slope

Did you conveniently give someone elses name then?

Or mugged them?

How many of you are looking for a place then? Trains normally run fine dont they?

Nice, bad day at the office, stop off for a quick blowie on your way home. Bound to cheer you up.

Nothing wrong with that no. Bit dubious celebrating a goal with actions dedicated to him though which is in the public eye for all to see. I mean, for example, you wouldnt talk about your mate who had killed two kids infront of the parents would you? Even if you were thinking of him.

Cum Cumm Come Coming. I have come

So when you see a naked shoulder, you automatically think of two ghey men kissing?

More of a dark blonde / light brown eh Robsk??

Yes I can see it the elbow of the right side ghey man. However, I feel you should have the actual picture. Me thinks you asked nicely as DSM is putting it down to *cough* b*llocks *cough* 'resizing issues' Well if it was £40 each time, you could look at it in a 'glass half full' kind of way and say you're £80 up?

Leaving you with 3/4 of the bed right?

Why yes my girth is a phenominal size, thank you

Im sure she is after her own room Bates....

I was feeling kind that day

Atleast crop it to make it look ghey, like the crotch area, or their faces. Im sure you can make it smaller.... Me thinks a birdy has whispered into your ear...

Bates you cheeky f*cker, I have just realised what your avatar is! Thats cheating! I found £40 in a cash point some plonker had left behind on the high street 2 years ago too! £80 in 2 years aint bad is it?!

Ha, some stupid foolio just left some money hanging out of a cash point. Needless to say, I am now richer!