Crouchie's Lawyer

Uh-oh, not widening the goal posts are you corp? 2 weeks will take it to the 17th, which is next Monday, but you're now saying (one week into your two weeks) that it could happen this week or next week? Depending on your definition of when a week ends (we shall assume Sunday) that is an extra 6 days Corp?! I feel it may well be a case of 'just one more week' with this illustrious takeover! And if one of the groups you are citing as being interested have come out saying they are not at all interested in buying PFC, and were infact over to discuss the transfer window (My guess is they were 'baliffs' over from a company little Gayboy owes money to, demanding players be SOLD in Jan to pay the debt back), I wouldnt be surprised if the other groups rumoured to be interested are infact just people on Holiday. Portsmuff must be very surprised to see people of other countries visit them (as given the choice of where to go in the world, Im sure Portsmouth is high on every foreigners lists ) they must instantly think its a new take over consortium! Im willing to stick my neck out and say you will not be taken over any time soon. I may end up with egg on my face, however, I think i have more chance of this happening if I were sat under a male chicken.

Then your friends do not fall into the catagory of what I would call 'Chavvy wannabee's'. Im talking about the Del Boy's and Rodney Trotters with the orange wives whose knowledge of foreign vocab goes as far as increasing their volume and adding an 'o' at the end of every word!

Now our chairman is suggesting players to sign and offering contracts, can I please have a fully paid scouting role. Look. Start with these up and coming players I have found. All are relatively cheap too! http://www.fmunderground.net/fmu/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t13252.html

As mentioned above, removing Lowe from the directorship is pointless. While he owns his shares and controls his proxy's he will still remain in charge, regardless if he holds a directors role or not. I do not like the idea of him interfering with first team issues. Do not like the idea that he has a hand in our transfers and dont really care too much for his attitude of experimenting with Saints. I do want to get rid of him, but feel that unless a buyer comes along, to purchase his shares, this wont happen. Interestingly, does anyone know what value he places on the 6% of the PLC which he owns? Surely if its down to accepting money, cant we all chip in a tenner to buy his shares, remove him and then install someone better as a director?

Have they learnt the language though and moved not only to benefit from the climate but also take in a different culture?

I wasnt being ironic??? When I concentrate and think about what I am typing, I am normally ok with my grammar, it is when I am typing fast or not really thinking that most of the mistakes happen!

I completely agree with that part too BTF. If I decided to go and live my days out in China or another country which spoke another language, I would certainly learn the language before I went out there. I would expect to live within their culture, even if I had my own different beliefs. I detest the idea of ex-pats who have moved to foreign shores because they like sun bathing and drinking sangrea (sp) on the side of the pool. Just makes me think Chavvy wannabee's TBH. They have only done it so they can live well off in another country as they were not so well off over here!

Their really good examples

I think your confusing a breakdown callout with a service, however I think the price your saying is quite high. I wont hold it against you as I know you are 16 (?). A service as mentioned above (which is just checking over a system which should be in working order, kind of like a car service) shouldnt cost any more than £100 tops. We paid £80 odd for ours. A breakdown would be different I guess, depending on the urgency of the callout, time spent on it and parts required.

Ill get slated for it, but fair f*cking play to the Aussie bloke who said that. I completely agree with it. I have nothing against other cultures and welcome them, but what gets my goat is when other cultures start complaining about the main culture of the country they chose to move to. Like all the extremist Muslims who preach about how the Western Civilization is wrong, yet they live in London

I think I can see Dubai Phil in one of those pictures

Debbie does Dallas?

IMO its cheap point scoring. Companies trying to show themselves to being ethnically diverse, however, by doing something like banning xmas tree's, they are infact making themselves out to be fools. The non-Christians (majority of) would not be bothered if there were a xmas tree there or not, so I highly doubt they would decide to shop there, just because of this decision which has been made. If anything, then I would imagine, given the choice, non-Christians would chose for it to not change. As Im sure there are a few people out there which will blame this on them, rather than the turd at the top of the company who decided this would be a great way to show how ethnically diverse the company is.

I do not agree with what she said. It was completely wrong, as mentioned above, she should have just asked for a female driver. On a side note though. Is it not a breach of the DPA to pass her details onto the sun? The phone operator for the taxi firm obviously saw £ in her eyes otherwise why go to the Sun? Why not just speak with the BBC direct?

Thats not you. Im pretty sure you posted a picture of yourself on that Photo Funia thread MB started. I think your the one at the back, pulling a 'V' sign (dont get me started on that) over the little fella's chest. Seriously, is he like 12?

Too much blue in it for my liking...

Ah, reminds me, I was going to mention this point too. Like Chinese new year, ok, so not a religion as such, but its embraced over here. The only complaints which are made about it are from old bid's moaning about the fireworks.

Which is why I said not a cue to open a can of worms. This is something which upsets me too. As a whole, traditionally, the UK is Christian based. I have nothing against the diversification of the UK, and welcome it to some degree, however, when they make rules up like this to pander to the insane few of the minorities, it is going too far. I expect most non-Christians would not blink an eye at seeing a Christmas tree, let alone be offended or complain. So why do it?

This is not a cue to open up a can of them there worms, but going on from the Lounge's PC thread, I thought we could have our own TMS one. What things have been rid/changed due to the PC brigade, which you feel should have been left alone? I am not sure if these are rumours or indeed true, so please dont jump on them, acusing me of reading the Daily Mail too much. Bar bar black sheep: apparently this has now been changed to bar bar white sheep? Anyone with kids able to confirm this? Black boards, now being called chalk boards, or such? Again, Im sure a teacher or parent could confirm this? Any others?

Okay, maybe give this one a miss then!

Nope, nope I havent quite managed it, even with my super spamming powers. Its probably not even possible TBF. God.Im.So.Bored

Is it different with motorbikes then?

Henry Westons cider is very strong and very nice too. But I agree StB, Pear cider is the future!

Ok, could go either way, but Im sure it will cure boredom. On the main site page, it shows all the different forums on SWF, with the most recently commented on thread, and who it was that commented on it. Whoever decides to take this mission, must contribute to a thread on each site (meaning they are the last person to do so and will appear on the front page) but have every forum shown with their name as the last person who contributed to it. Not sure if it is possible, however I would suggest you do the main forum last, as this will change quite quickly. The post has to be relevant to the thread too, so you cant just spam the thread. Photo evidence is requires so possibly press 'print screen' and copy and paste it to a picture (like http://www.tinypic.com or the like). The person who achieves it, can then set the next mission. I wont hold my breath

Maybe a poll could be conducted in each forum whereby the views of the paid up members could be sort? I would welcome an increase in posts or the non members able to start new threads or something to stimulate more debate etc. Afterall, as far as I am aware, its only members who can vote in a poll, so you will be getting results from the people who you think may not be too happy about changes being made. Must like SFC with their season tickets, not reducing the prices of the general sale tickets to pander to the season ticket holders thoughts, is actually determental to the club. I dont think Lowe appreciates that there are a lot of ST holders which would happily accept the general price reduction of tickets if it meant more fans, more support, more money and possibly better players due to this. Likewise, I would be very surprised if many people having paid their £5 would be bothered if the registered users got a few extra benefits. After all, it would benefit the full members who would have extra conversation?