Crouchie's Lawyer

MB can definitely confirm I am no policia. Do you think we can get this thread to be as popular as the 'My girlfriend and car' thread on that body building site (see Shane's thread about posting your gf)

So he was jailed for 18 months, yet Hafiz Younis, the Soton Taxi Driver who touched a girl he made get into the front seat inapropriately gets a suspended sentance???? Not that I think what this Welsh bloke did was ok, but spying on someone is not forcing yourself on them is it?

Who the hell is Roger Beeks?!

I can confirm this is true. FWIW, you do make me laugh in an abscure kind of way, your randomness. I like the flid/mong scale you use too.

Depends what you are looking for Baj. The Credit Crunch has seen most of the riskier products removed from the market, and Im afraid, because it was abused by certain brokers, the Self-Cert Mortgage is classed as one of these 'riskier' mortgages. If you can prove your income, with for example your company accounts or a letter from your accountant, it shouldnt really differ to you being employed and you have the freedom of the high street lenders. But if you are looking for a self certified mortgage, then, it will be considerably more difficult to get one and as such, more expensive. I would recommend putting down as much of a deposit as possible too as possible, over 25% would be ideal, however, its a must to put down over 10% otherwise, the rates you will get will be appauling. PM me if you wish for more details. I am currently setting up my own brokerage, however, it is taking an eternity and as such, wont be up and running any time soon, but I still have a few people I can refer you to if you wish?

Agreed. A relative of mine was raped in Southampton by a Taxi driver. He has never been caught, and you see something like this, where effectively they have just slapped his hand and sent him trotting and it makes me sick.

As sorry, I thought you asked if it was how it got there. I would imagine it was purchased and transported there, but again, I could be wrong.

Oh yeah, I didnt see her picture as only copied the Sky link for Bates. Yahoo's server couldnt obviously cope with her looks as they didnt have her picture on that article! She looks like one of those WoW nerds too.

I maybe wrong, but I think (unless it skidded a hell of a long way) Fort Lauderdale is a hell of a long way from Taupo, New Zealand!

Do kids get to fly it? Is it like a modern take on the ball pit?

Try this one... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Second-Life-Woman-Divorces-Husband-After-Catching-Him-Cheating-On-Her-In-3D-Virtual-World/Article/200811215150481?f=rss Yahoo is bloked, yet you can google with safesearch off and look at bewbs?

Thats better Dog, 2nd left please.

You should be Personally I think you are derranged, but thats half the point with CabbageFace I guess. By day you are a trainee Civil Engineer, lording it up, trying to further yourself in life, but, you have a sinister f*cked up mental side to you, which is displayed through your innernets persona Cabbage Face. However, atleast most of what I say makes sense!

Unbe-f*cking-leivable, she met him online, they hooked up online, they met and hooked up in real life and got married online and in real life, then she leaves him when she saw his 'avatar' cuddling another female 'avatar'. Seriously, these people should be put down. They are watering down the gene pool. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081113/tuk-woman-divorces-over-virtual-lover-45dbed5.html Has a happy ending though. She has found someone online in World of Warcraft!!!

mine goes from I to U

No one, the acuisition (sp) is that I am Crouchie. He was accused of being a paedo. Ergo... My lawyers are currently having a perusal at this fred, with the aim of suing the sheet out of all you slanderous c*nts. Im gonna be stinkin rich

And if you were accused of being someone who is accused of being (alledgedly) a paedo, would you protest?

Yup, I'd tend to agree, me thinks the thread will be shut soon and Dog's knuckles will be wrapped!

Rumble Stiltskin

BTW, I thought FWN's were outlawed?

Hmmm, suspect mate. In before the edit???

Is it possible to get RSI in the shoulder from, I guess bad posture while sat at the computer? I have had a pain which I can only describe feels like someone is heating the muscles under the skin, or a very mild, warm pins and needles feeling on my left shoulder. Can't get rid of it no matter what!

Crouchies lawyer

Hmmm, quick look at the fred's you started would suggest otherwise, but hey, Im not judging.

So the fact I put an extra ' in means I cannot speak my native tongue :roll: That would be me and over 50% of the country then according to that report yesterday. TBH I dont care what people make of my innernet persona. Its when people start challenging my real life that I would start becoming bothered, and I am happy in my real life thank you, so feel free to think/call me what you want. By the way, there are thousands of people registered to SWF, it is highly likely that a few people will come across similar, in terms of their posting. Because, if you hadnt realised, you cannot, hear, or see the person you are talking to, so all you have to go by is their innernets persona. Its having the intelligence to differentiate between posters, listening to what they say, and not how they say it.