Crouchie's Lawyer

Maybe because you cannot understand the concept that two blokes can be mates? This I would imagine stems from the fact that you bum all the men you meet? :smt102

I have, see above. Can you do it for me... Pretty please???

Now honestly Pancake, did you know the answer already?

Here is one. If you know it, please dont ruin it for those who dont... Mike, Tim, and Sam were caught stealing so the King sent them to the dungeon. But the king decided to give them a chance. He made them stand in a line and put hats on their heads. He told them that if they answer a riddle, they could go free. Here is the riddle: Each of you has a hat on your head. You do not know the color of the hat on your own head. If one of you can guess the color of the hat on your head, I will let you free. But before you answer, you must keep standing in this line. You cannot turn around. Here are my only hints: There are only black hats and white hats. At least one hat is black. At least one hat is white. Mike couldn’t see any hats. Tim could see Mike’s hat but not his own. Sam could see Mike’s hat and Tim’s hat but not his own. After one minute, nobody had solved the riddle. But then a short while later, one of them solved the riddle. Who was it and how did he know?

Here is list of 1955 Atlantic Hurricanes... (according to my friend sticky Wiki) Alice, Tropical Storm Brenda, Connie, Diane, Edith, Tropical Storm five, Flora, Gladys, Hilda, Ione, Janet, Tropical Storm Eleven, Katie

I have spent about 15 minutes looking through them now and the ones which I find either resize it and it then becomes a still, or, wont resize it. I dont want to keep downloading new software to this laptop, as it is a work one. I have found on-line ones, which have successfully re-sized it, but when I try to apply it to my avatar, it says file is too large?! Do you have special admin powers which can over ride this? As i fail to see how this file can be larger than my other avatars? Your one is a picture though, rather than a gif

I thought Janet was one too???

Judging by the trail of her eyes, I would say its more of a quim fettish

3 has got a well rounded bum

7 & 5 for me please. Isnt 13 Lisa from this years BB :shock:

If I knew how to resize I would. Would make it a hell of a lot easier. But the only way I know how to resize things is on paint and that only works for still pictures and also compromises the picture

Very good. I was trying to work out what was meant by 'inside arab barman'

So why feel the need to mention that its the one journey you are guaranteed to drive whiter than white? Surely it should be no different to any other journey which you drive unintoxicated? By reading the thread it is obvious I am not alone thinking you were implying you were intoxicated while driving.

Are there any films / tv shows which you have seen where the directors / producers have included a hidden joke which is difficult to see or hear? The kind of thing where you think you spot something and have to pause or rewind it to see, and genuinely makes you lol when you do? I have two off the top of my head. One is in James Bond, I think its Live & Let Die, where there is a car chase and Bond is driving alongside a lorry. Someone is shooting at him and the bullets hit the lorry making the sound of the James Bond theme tune as they hit. It happens very quickly though, but it made me lol when I spotted it. The second is in Phoenix nights. Season 1 episode 14 (i think) which is the episode where Brian Potter meets Beverley who he falls in love for. Turns out Beverley is an undercover benefits officer, checking he is not fruadulently claiming disability benefits. There is a scene where they are sat in bed and Brian passes an envelope to Beverley which shows her full name. It only flashing on screen for a split second but I noticed it and rewinded and paused it. Her surname is Hilscopto. Also made me lol. Anyone got any others?

Something to be proud of eh? Drink driving. Although you have obviously chose to employ the old 'it wont happen to me' train of thought, perhaps you would spare a thought to the poor families who have lost innocent lives to c*nts with the same view! Im with Gaz on this one, if you drink drive, I hope you get funny penetrated if you get caught

Can I have this please? And as a gif please. Thanks in advance

13. Paperback writer by the Beatles???

I have it on doovde, lemme know how it is and I may watch it if its worth it

Just realised you put a little ladybird in the background too. Check out the nice red material covered seats my parents barn has!

Ha, you can see the ingredients to my 'green frog' aka the refreshers drink in the background

Long shot but 1 = Blink 182 whats my age again? Probably wrong as I cant make out the first bit

Pancake, please edit your original post boldening the ones we have got. tA

6. Def Leppard - Pour some sugar on me

16. Jump Around - House of pain

Ah I get it now! Its my defence key... :smt042