Crouchie's Lawyer

Judging by the trail of her eyes, I would say its more of a quim fettish

3 has got a well rounded bum

7 & 5 for me please. Isnt 13 Lisa from this years BB :shock:

If I knew how to resize I would. Would make it a hell of a lot easier. But the only way I know how to resize things is on paint and that only works for still pictures and also compromises the picture

Very good. I was trying to work out what was meant by 'inside arab barman'

So why feel the need to mention that its the one journey you are guaranteed to drive whiter than white? Surely it should be no different to any other journey which you drive unintoxicated? By reading the thread it is obvious I am not alone thinking you were implying you were intoxicated while driving.

Are there any films / tv shows which you have seen where the directors / producers have included a hidden joke which is difficult to see or hear? The kind of thing where you think you spot something and have to pause or rewind it to see, and genuinely makes you lol when you do? I have two off the top of my head. One is in James Bond, I think its Live & Let Die, where there is a car chase and Bond is driving alongside a lorry. Someone is shooting at him and the bullets hit the lorry making the sound of the James Bond theme tune as they hit. It happens very quickly though, but it made me lol when I spotted it. The second is in Phoenix nights. Season 1 episode 14 (i think) which is the episode where Brian Potter meets Beverley who he falls in love for. Turns out Beverley is an undercover benefits officer, checking he is not fruadulently claiming disability benefits. There is a scene where they are sat in bed and Brian passes an envelope to Beverley which shows her full name. It only flashing on screen for a split second but I noticed it and rewinded and paused it. Her surname is Hilscopto. Also made me lol. Anyone got any others?

Something to be proud of eh? Drink driving. Although you have obviously chose to employ the old 'it wont happen to me' train of thought, perhaps you would spare a thought to the poor families who have lost innocent lives to c*nts with the same view! Im with Gaz on this one, if you drink drive, I hope you get funny penetrated if you get caught

Can I have this please? And as a gif please. Thanks in advance

13. Paperback writer by the Beatles???

I have it on doovde, lemme know how it is and I may watch it if its worth it

Just realised you put a little ladybird in the background too. Check out the nice red material covered seats my parents barn has!

Ha, you can see the ingredients to my 'green frog' aka the refreshers drink in the background

Long shot but 1 = Blink 182 whats my age again? Probably wrong as I cant make out the first bit

Pancake, please edit your original post boldening the ones we have got. tA

6. Def Leppard - Pour some sugar on me

16. Jump Around - House of pain

Ah I get it now! Its my defence key... :smt042

18. Shed Seven - She left me on a friday And Im done

15) The White Stripes - My Doorbell

I didnt post your picture? You did?!?!?

He is living your dream CF.

lazy c*nt, ok, wait a moment

Thought you were getting the one from that Photo funia thread? Do you need a different one then?

Can you do that one? I always struggle when it ends on 'ma-bar'