Crouchie's Lawyer

My cats do most of these, especially sleeping on electronics, Kneading and exessive shoveling of their cat litter!

Shut up army bum boy

Very.Gay. The women is a cover up, he is really a sausage smuggler

I was pulling your leg....

And you're a c*nt and post on both forum's, doesnt mean you are him though does it? :roll: People can think what they want about who I am. Certain people know I am no one else. All the others, TBH I couldnt give a f*ck about. :cool:

No, My cars in Chronological order are; 1999-2000 Red D Reg Ford Fiesta 1 litre. Twas written off when someone went into the back of it. 2000-2002 Mauroon (I know) Ford Escort 1.2 litre. 2002-2007 Red Citroen Saxo VTR 1.6 litre. 2007-Present (although it is for sale) Silver Audi A4 Quattro Sport 3.0 litre. I am currently driving around in a Citroen Berlingo caompany van. Go me.

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Im sure there is a market for that kind of sh*t out there

Known as the perfect keyboard for use while surfing for porn

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Does Crouchie even have a new persona then? From what I read, he did make a bit of an e-d!ck out of himself. Surely here or b-anter would be the last place he would wanna go?

Now, now, my jon-j little friend

Rushden & Diamonds

Funnily enough, forums start with one creator and grow. This one was only set up the other day

Deal with it Crouchie

Nope that is a whole new revolutionary idea :smt015

You love it :smt064

Although my name is Ben and I am indeed a Legend , Im afraid I am not him:(. No where near enough Smilies to be him:D:D:D. Although I have seen some of his posts about who we should sign in the past, and he seemed a little, erm, shall we say 'unrealistic'

yup

I certainly blame you

My name is Ben, I live in Fareham, I wear 36" trousers and My Mrs has a pussy not a rat. Well she did have a rat, but her pussy ate it

They got you staplers on your birthday fred. Gimpoid

I was having an arguement with BO and Robsk the other day which rules those two out as alternative usernames! Although, I think they would feel very proud to have been linked with being me!

I will add that to the list of people I dont know! Infact, isnt there a Nexus or something that posts on the main bored with a red killer avatar? The story behind me, is that I was posting on the Main board (And I was a member, long before the whole re-registering thingy, but I never knew about TL and TMS) and used to frequent the main board to check up on *cough* takeover's and signings. I was changing my avatar or loading a picture up or something, and was unsure how to link pictures to the post. MB PM'd me details and asked if I wanted to be part of the bewbs PM. At the time I didnt even know what 'bewbs' were (obviously I knew what t!ts were but didnt know bewbs = boobs) He pointed me in the direction of TMS and I thought there were some funny characters here so stayed here posting. It coincides with when I switched jobs to one where I am not working 24/7 so have a lot more time to look on tinterweb, however there is only so much looking at ebay and facebook which you can do in one day before it gets boring, so I post on here. Thats it really. Sorry to disappoint those who think I am someone else!

Im afraid there is no 'apparently' about it, I do live just down the road from you. And you know who I am you daft bint, your my friend on f::ckbuck! And you loved each and every second of that minute!