Crouchie's Lawyer

Saves the next question of did you own [insert next car make] so I thought i would list what cars I have owned. Just because I spam a lot, doesnt mean I am Crouchie. You spam a lot, so does Stevo and to a degree MB, but none of you lot are him, and neither am I. As I said though, if it makes you all sleep better...

My cats do most of these, especially sleeping on electronics, Kneading and exessive shoveling of their cat litter!

Shut up army bum boy

Very.Gay. The women is a cover up, he is really a sausage smuggler

I was pulling your leg....

And you're a c*nt and post on both forum's, doesnt mean you are him though does it? :roll: People can think what they want about who I am. Certain people know I am no one else. All the others, TBH I couldnt give a f*ck about. :cool:

No, My cars in Chronological order are; 1999-2000 Red D Reg Ford Fiesta 1 litre. Twas written off when someone went into the back of it. 2000-2002 Mauroon (I know) Ford Escort 1.2 litre. 2002-2007 Red Citroen Saxo VTR 1.6 litre. 2007-Present (although it is for sale) Silver Audi A4 Quattro Sport 3.0 litre. I am currently driving around in a Citroen Berlingo caompany van. Go me.

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Im sure there is a market for that kind of sh*t out there

Known as the perfect keyboard for use while surfing for porn

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Does Crouchie even have a new persona then? From what I read, he did make a bit of an e-d!ck out of himself. Surely here or b-anter would be the last place he would wanna go?

Now, now, my jon-j little friend

Rushden & Diamonds

Funnily enough, forums start with one creator and grow. This one was only set up the other day

Deal with it Crouchie

Nope that is a whole new revolutionary idea :smt015

You love it :smt064

Although my name is Ben and I am indeed a Legend , Im afraid I am not him:(. No where near enough Smilies to be him:D:D:D. Although I have seen some of his posts about who we should sign in the past, and he seemed a little, erm, shall we say 'unrealistic'

yup

I certainly blame you

My name is Ben, I live in Fareham, I wear 36" trousers and My Mrs has a pussy not a rat. Well she did have a rat, but her pussy ate it

They got you staplers on your birthday fred. Gimpoid

I was having an arguement with BO and Robsk the other day which rules those two out as alternative usernames! Although, I think they would feel very proud to have been linked with being me!

I will add that to the list of people I dont know! Infact, isnt there a Nexus or something that posts on the main bored with a red killer avatar? The story behind me, is that I was posting on the Main board (And I was a member, long before the whole re-registering thingy, but I never knew about TL and TMS) and used to frequent the main board to check up on *cough* takeover's and signings. I was changing my avatar or loading a picture up or something, and was unsure how to link pictures to the post. MB PM'd me details and asked if I wanted to be part of the bewbs PM. At the time I didnt even know what 'bewbs' were (obviously I knew what t!ts were but didnt know bewbs = boobs) He pointed me in the direction of TMS and I thought there were some funny characters here so stayed here posting. It coincides with when I switched jobs to one where I am not working 24/7 so have a lot more time to look on tinterweb, however there is only so much looking at ebay and facebook which you can do in one day before it gets boring, so I post on here. Thats it really. Sorry to disappoint those who think I am someone else!