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Crouchie's Lawyer

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  1. Do kids get to fly it? Is it like a modern take on the ball pit?
  2. Try this one... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Second-Life-Woman-Divorces-Husband-After-Catching-Him-Cheating-On-Her-In-3D-Virtual-World/Article/200811215150481?f=rss Yahoo is bloked, yet you can google with safesearch off and look at bewbs?
  3. Thats better Dog, 2nd left please.
  4. You should be Personally I think you are derranged, but thats half the point with CabbageFace I guess. By day you are a trainee Civil Engineer, lording it up, trying to further yourself in life, but, you have a sinister f*cked up mental side to you, which is displayed through your innernets persona Cabbage Face. However, atleast most of what I say makes sense!
  5. Unbe-f*cking-leivable, she met him online, they hooked up online, they met and hooked up in real life and got married online and in real life, then she leaves him when she saw his 'avatar' cuddling another female 'avatar'. Seriously, these people should be put down. They are watering down the gene pool. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081113/tuk-woman-divorces-over-virtual-lover-45dbed5.html Has a happy ending though. She has found someone online in World of Warcraft!!!
  6. mine goes from I to U
  7. No one, the acuisition (sp) is that I am Crouchie. He was accused of being a paedo. Ergo... My lawyers are currently having a perusal at this fred, with the aim of suing the sheet out of all you slanderous c*nts. Im gonna be stinkin rich
  8. And if you were accused of being someone who is accused of being (alledgedly) a paedo, would you protest?
  9. Yup, I'd tend to agree, me thinks the thread will be shut soon and Dog's knuckles will be wrapped!
  10. Rumble Stiltskin
  11. BTW, I thought FWN's were outlawed?
  12. Hmmm, suspect mate. In before the edit???
  13. Is it possible to get RSI in the shoulder from, I guess bad posture while sat at the computer? I have had a pain which I can only describe feels like someone is heating the muscles under the skin, or a very mild, warm pins and needles feeling on my left shoulder. Can't get rid of it no matter what!
  14. Crouchies lawyer
  15. Hmmm, quick look at the fred's you started would suggest otherwise, but hey, Im not judging.
  16. So the fact I put an extra ' in means I cannot speak my native tongue :roll: That would be me and over 50% of the country then according to that report yesterday. TBH I dont care what people make of my innernet persona. Its when people start challenging my real life that I would start becoming bothered, and I am happy in my real life thank you, so feel free to think/call me what you want. By the way, there are thousands of people registered to SWF, it is highly likely that a few people will come across similar, in terms of their posting. Because, if you hadnt realised, you cannot, hear, or see the person you are talking to, so all you have to go by is their innernets persona. Its having the intelligence to differentiate between posters, listening to what they say, and not how they say it.
  17. Saves the next question of did you own [insert next car make] so I thought i would list what cars I have owned. Just because I spam a lot, doesnt mean I am Crouchie. You spam a lot, so does Stevo and to a degree MB, but none of you lot are him, and neither am I. As I said though, if it makes you all sleep better...
  18. My cats do most of these, especially sleeping on electronics, Kneading and exessive shoveling of their cat litter!
  19. Shut up army bum boy
  20. Very.Gay. The women is a cover up, he is really a sausage smuggler
  21. I was pulling your leg....
  22. And you're a c*nt and post on both forum's, doesnt mean you are him though does it? :roll: People can think what they want about who I am. Certain people know I am no one else. All the others, TBH I couldnt give a f*ck about. :cool:
  23. No, My cars in Chronological order are; 1999-2000 Red D Reg Ford Fiesta 1 litre. Twas written off when someone went into the back of it. 2000-2002 Mauroon (I know) Ford Escort 1.2 litre. 2002-2007 Red Citroen Saxo VTR 1.6 litre. 2007-Present (although it is for sale) Silver Audi A4 Quattro Sport 3.0 litre. I am currently driving around in a Citroen Berlingo caompany van. Go me.
  24. Im sure there is a market for that kind of sh*t out there
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