Crouchie's Lawyer

Tell me about it. Having contemplated the thought of me and teh Mrs splitting up, I worked out that over the last month alone, it would have cost me a fair bob or two... £599 remortgage application fee, £152 for a skiing training course. Not to mentioned the ££££'s my parents are spending on us going to Canada Boxing day to Ski over New Years! Luckily its sorted now (or so it seems)

You are like a public service Scotty. Call it public transport. Cheap, not very reliable, and smells a bit like wee, but it has its purpose. xxx

I thought you mentioned one of the things you were looking for in a place is the ability to have your boyf over to stay?! Thats why I was a little confused! :confused:

I thought you lived with your ex though and you infact have another boyf? You moving into the new place tomorrow then?

I would imagine they would cost quite a bit to build and install, however, to operate? Surely it would only be maintenance as an ongoing cost? Im sure the government would subside the cost of this too, or dare I say it, the company should be a public formed one?!

I think they are a brilliant idea. TBH if one of these things can generate enough electricity for 1500 homes then surely we should be building hundreds of them. IMO, based on average consumption, they should work out how much it costs for a homes electricity per year. For example, I spend approx £30 per month in electricity which is £360 per year. If my consumption is based as the average, then the other 1499 homes would generate an additional £539k p.a. If a company was set up who would be able to a) install these things and b) provide electricity from the energy they created as a utility, surely there has to be money in it for them? They could guarantee that prices would only increase in line with inflation, which would mean that providing their labour costs increased at the same rate, they would be making money. This would appeal to people who are fed up of receiving letters from British gas and the like saying costs have gone up, year after year, and this will only get worse. It is a lot greener too so will appeal to these people. God I should go to dragons den with this idea!

This or a weird phenomenom whereby all the girls from this part of the country have now synced their periods and we are all getting it in the neck accordingly. I think I have managed to work out what the problem was with my Mrs though. There was a malfunction in the brain department and where she has been trying on wedding dresses and having the bridesmaids try on their dresses, the whole wedding thing has properly hit home that its happening now (booking a marquee and photographer are not as weddingy feeling like than trying on the dress for a woman I think). People are obviously asking her to make sure she is 100% happy and she has small doubts caused by us being lazy and sitting around most of the time infront of the TV, which this malfunction of the brain has blown out of proportion. She hasnt quite grasped the fact that relationships are constantly work in progress and that due to this, there will always be one or two niggly little points! Anyway, she is missing me and wants to move back in now, and we are trialling the changes and both making more of an effort to be less lazy, which I think will do us both the world of good. Sorry to hear about you and your Mrs mate, was it mutual? Is it properly over?

You read it like that as in 'drink lots of cum'? Surely I am not alone in thinking Pirates drink rum? (Thats RUM, not CUM) Me thinks you and the boy jawillwill may have the wrong kind of things on your mind!

Just think... free petrol for the rest of your life!

Am I right in thinking Sky are the only true unlimited use ISP? They no longer have a fair use policy like so many others do have.

Very secksy Stevo...

To be fair, I dont think the cats would of been hurt. Especially the second one, who looks just like my cat Poppy (its the kind of thing she would do too). Its surprising how robust they are. My cat jumped from the top of the stairs to the very edge of our landing windowsill which over hangs the stairs, and she miscalculated the jump (maybe because she is a bit of a porker too) and fell about 8-10 feet onto the stairs. She was a little stunned but fine. Our two are constantly tearing around the house fighting with each other!

I didnt get any lights

Drunk or abroad? 2.20am posting I would say the smoking is not the major issue, its nuking it in the microwaves which removes most of the tastes!

No you were not. Although not having a picture of Tiggs, I have found this as to not disappoint...

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Yes, I am a pollitical hot potato!

Hmmm, I shall give this a go! Thing is she has classes on a Thursday night, so not sure what good it will do, me walking round the house naked, cleaning things on my own?! :smt102

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This is something someone else has said to me too. To have joint goals and targets means something to work together for and it helps. This is one of the changes we will be making too. Cheers Phil. Erm, no. Me no silleh Thanks Rory, maybe you could of enlightened me with this information about a week ago, then all this may not have happened

Drink lots of rum, cut one of your legs off, gauge out one of your eyes and adopt a parrot. In that order. HTH

Meh, once you try it... :shock:

Ah, sorry my mistake. Yeah, what DSM says is spot on. You will need to make the claim yourself rather than send the POP to them. And as DSM says too, refund him, otherwise he may get nasty and leave bad feedback.

Both making a hell of a more concerted effort to do the house work. This will mean having a tidy house 24/7 which in turn will mean we can have people over to socialise a bit more which mixes things up (rather than sat infront of TV every night). That we will be more affetionate with each other and spend less time glued to the laptop and or tv. Being brutally honest, we have been together for about 6 years now, living together for 3 years and I think we have got into a rut. We are hoping these changes will put a rocket up our arses and make things better, but if they dont, it may well be we go our seperate ways.

If by house thing you mean being lazy, then yes this is correct. We have divided up the chores, I do washing up and putting the bins out and she cooks, washes the clothes and does ironing. To be honest, we are both lazy f*cks and house work is never top of our agenda when we get in from work. I think we are both fed up with living in an untidy house and doing the same thing every night. As the house is untidy, we dont have people over and as money is a bit tighter now, we dont tend to go out, so our evenings consist of us sat infront of the TV, me on the laptop. Hardly the kind of thing thrilling relationships are built on. We have both been unhappy of recent, but I guess both tried to ignore it and pretend it wasnt so. However, she has stood up and said something now, that we need to change things as its not working as it is. Hit me a bit hard yesterday, but after a while, I realised we do need to change. So she has gone back to live with her parents for a few days to give us a chance to both clear our heads before deciding what is the best course to take.