Crouchie's Lawyer

Probably. I'd like to point out though that I do the main part of my 'geeking' it up as you call it, when I am at work. Ergo, not with her. You have taken your 'geeking it up' to a whole other level, setting up your own forum so you can have lots of little followers and publisise your racial views pretending to be all hard and stuff. Yes I am explaining myself again. No I may not 'get it' and yes you are a c*nt. Glad to help

Sleep with lots of wimminz, you will then have to keep count, increasing your basic arithmatic skills. FACT.

We have our own rulez!

Its just like one of them there secksy novels like.

:smt042 If working in air conditioning and having a qualification in giving mortgage advice gives me the ability to become a legal top bod, then I wouldnt waste time trying to sue someone for a transcript they sent me. I would start a massive legal campaign to rid the world of gingers, I'd have a big ass banner and poster with your picture on it too! Much love. xxx

I think this should be a must for all people convicted of causing pain to children unecessarily and also to paedo's.

Calculator. HTH

Must try harder then. I didnt get the point of the response, however, after careful consideration, you were either calling me a dildo or (and this is the one I favour) you were proposing that there is now a dildo floating around in space, citing a dildo as a 'lady tool'

People have proposed that I am Crouchie reincarnated. I was not around when Crouchie posted on here (presuming he has not re-registered as another user (no not I_N_S)) I believe I have a similar 'posting' style (some may call it spamming) and I have been told I explain things like he used to. I can confirm I am not Crouchie though, however, the likes of Tiggs, Atticus, Wiltshire blah blah blah will still tell you otherwise, so Im happy for them to think what they want :cool:

I have these from time to time (although I dont feint), I wouldnt worry too much mate. If they happen regularly, then yes it could be something. Im no GP, but Im sure if you were lacking in sugar and got up quick, it could cause a dizziness and if you're not expecting it, it could cause you to feint.

Thats what I was thinking!

Nope, and to be fair, if you have only been with her 3 months then not a great deal has been lost (other than feelings). There is a difference about keeping pictures of your ex on your phone to texting a mate, irrelevant of the sex of said mate. I have been with mine for 6 years now, we have a house and were meant to be getting married next September. Not sure if this is going to happen now. She wants to postpone the wedding, but I am not happy to do this.

Bit upsetting, hopefully the wing landed on top of the cow to knock it out rather than hitting it in an 'oncoming' way which Im sure would do a lot more damage! There are a lot of comments having a go at the pilots, however, it is evident that there was a problem and it was an accident.

Very. The only time you change a name (especially changing the sex too) on your mobile is if you dont want your other half knowing who you are texting. This would only be a problem if there was something in it. How long have you been with her?

Now I would be a little miffed at severing all ties with the home I live in, but its nothing to lose your head over!

You and your other multiple personalities really like me a lot dont you? You seem to 'waste' most of your '3 a day' posts on me. I should be flattered, but it is now getting quite creepy. I think you are my stalker!

It wasnt intentional. She signs off with 'Aims' most of the time and as there is no 'y' in 'Aims' I spelt Amy without the y too. I now realise it is Amy

You're right, if they have a pimp, you will blow the money on legal fee's keeping your ass out of jail! Back to the topic though... It does seem a lot of people are splitting up at the moment. I am still unsure what will happen with me and my Mrs

Cheers Lee. Im reading them now. Who are these people? I have heard about Keith, didnt he run a site before TSF, was it S4E? And who is this Amie person? They seem very upfront with each other considering they havent even met :shock:

I think Baj's money is safe though Mack rill, thats Baj's point!

no please... go on...

Ah, good old Mr Photocopier Salesman, that denied all existance of working for that company!

Must.Fight.The.Temptation...

Possibly, but everytime I feel really good about myself and want to 'bring me back down to earth' I venture onto the main bored, and he seems to be reading way to much into every little detail possible to do with us being taken over. If he is so tongue in cheek, then why doesnt he join us in TMS and TL?

Yup, teh muppets on the main bored who claim to know things are A.S.W IMO, nothing more. Thing is and no offence to him but people like Trousers lap it up and consequently, the self acclaimed ITK'ers get what they crave... attention!