Crouchie's Lawyer

It wasnt intentional. She signs off with 'Aims' most of the time and as there is no 'y' in 'Aims' I spelt Amy without the y too. I now realise it is Amy

You're right, if they have a pimp, you will blow the money on legal fee's keeping your ass out of jail! Back to the topic though... It does seem a lot of people are splitting up at the moment. I am still unsure what will happen with me and my Mrs

Cheers Lee. Im reading them now. Who are these people? I have heard about Keith, didnt he run a site before TSF, was it S4E? And who is this Amie person? They seem very upfront with each other considering they havent even met :shock:

I think Baj's money is safe though Mack rill, thats Baj's point!

no please... go on...

Ah, good old Mr Photocopier Salesman, that denied all existance of working for that company!

Must.Fight.The.Temptation...

Possibly, but everytime I feel really good about myself and want to 'bring me back down to earth' I venture onto the main bored, and he seems to be reading way to much into every little detail possible to do with us being taken over. If he is so tongue in cheek, then why doesnt he join us in TMS and TL?

Yup, teh muppets on the main bored who claim to know things are A.S.W IMO, nothing more. Thing is and no offence to him but people like Trousers lap it up and consequently, the self acclaimed ITK'ers get what they crave... attention!

Why would a sadomasochist use a prostitute??? Surely they like pain, and as far as I am aware, sex doesnt normally hurt!

I would hazard a guess, that it is actually, either a,b,c or f, but Ho will tell you it is either d or e, or even that he cannot reveal his highly trustworthy 100% accurate source

Afankoo, but I have done it now. Stuck on #15

Which country is it now that is taking you over the Ho? Is it a Khazekstan consortium fuelled with the millions of pounds of fresh money invested into their economy because of the film Borat?

Diarise it up Bajjy so we can all laugh at Ho when it doesnt happen AGAIN

Something on your mind Robsk?

Prostitutes in Amsterdam.... Apparently

Or even Ma'am

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081119/twl-astronaut-s-bag-drifts-into-space-41f21e0_1.html Women - know your limits! (which is on earth, without tools!)

agreed

She normally has a bloke in a purple velvet suit with a comedy matching hat stood behind her, with the back of his hand poised eagly waiting to 'pimp slap' her if she doesnt do as she is told.

Yes you are eligible to do so under EU legislation, however, the amount you would get would not be anywhere near the amount we give out. Obviously due to cost of living being higher over here. I think it was quoted roughly £986 per annum for a Polish person who went back home for the child benefits, whereas a Brit coming back home would get £146 ish. What I think is wrong, is that they are paid a UK level benefit, but living in Polish costs, so would be a lot better off than a brit who is paid pittance in the opposite direction. £146 p.a is not enough child benefit to bring a child up on over here.

Fair enough. Im guessing Fitzhugh Fella and Bad Boy Saint

Tis true, which is why I believe a few people have stated they need discretion, as if it came out, they would lose their jobs.

I think the situation is that if a person migrates to the UK from, say Poland, they are then entitled to child benefit here (presuming the child is here too. I am not sure if this is relevant if the child does not come over here though). They are also entitled to JSA should they lose their job over here and what I do find bizarre is that if they are made unemployed and do claim JSA from here (only need to claim once) then they can move back home to Poland, and the UK will continue to pay the JSA and their child benefits while they are back living in Poland. What I find wrong, is that this is so open to abuse for EU workers to come over here, sign on, then go back home and get £76 p/w (which I would imagine to go a lot further over there than over here) without working!

At a guess because it is deemed illegal perhaps? In terms of police officers, it is illegal for them to become a BNP party member, so I would imagine, if they did join, discretion would be of utmost importance. Would be interesting to see if these people do infact lose their jobs now