Crouchie's Lawyer

You serious about this whole escorting thing then? What if they 'propostion' you for 'desserts'?

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You are 99/100 wrong Robsk, so I have all faith I shall return Monday morning to tell the tale of an awesome weekend, where I tubbed down a 300ft dam. Now where did I put that rubber ring...?

That made me lol

Seeing as you asked so nicely...

Damned if I know..... ill get my coat.

Dems the worst breed

Gotta take teh fun away from things with your sensible suggestions dont you Robsk?! Cant you let a man at least throw himself down a 300 foot dam and kill himself trying before you point this out!? :smt102

With my whopper? Why I havent thought of it like that before, but now you come to mention it... Jilleh, get ere!!!:smt064

For the record, this is the smilies speaking, not me... :smt100 :smt035 :-& :vom:

The one that got away. Every man has one!

Hamster, do you have the Excel spreadsheet? You have a PM...

I think I spotted this one early!

Wow, no wonder you dont pay your £5 membership fee, with those multiple usernames you have the arsenal of 45 posts a day!

Did you ever tell her she fooked up your chances?

:-# So many comments to chose from. But I wont.

Sounds very good, I may have to find this gem on the toobe

Going on from a comment Hamster made in another thread about naming your man (or lady) bits, I was intreagued to know, if any, what name you had for your penis and vagina (sounds funny saying them normally) when you were younger. Or indeed now if you still do?! Or for the parents out there, what they tell their little un's to call theirs? When I was younger, to avoid embarrasment, my parents called my weiner a 'jillywhopper'. To this day I still find the name funny and havent heard anyone else who uses the same name. Discuss

I think its a splendid term, infact gives me the idea of a new thread....

I think french knickers look nice on a girl. These pictures are purely for the purposes of illustration, those of a nervous disposition (possibly a a little on the NSFW side) should look away now...

I noticed that point too!

Meh, point taken, I reduce my weekend to a 4. You have to take an engine panel part off to fit the battery though, its not just a pick up, drop in jobby. My uncle is doing it for me anyway!

You are my relationship.

Ooh, thats a tough one. hmm, in diagnosis of the above I conculde that... 1) You have to be very skilled to achieve number one, and no disrespect Hamster, your e-persona doesnt come across as an e-skilled person, so this could be the lie. 2) While meeting someone famous is not an everyday thing, especially someone as famous as Wacko himself, it is possible. I know Wacko has a fondness of children (allegedly) so Im sure, had the situation occured, he would of indeed held your baby nephew. Im not 100% certain on the Liberace part though, I feel you may have thrown that in there as a red herring. 3) Reading it again, I now know that #3 is a blatent lie. I am pretty certain you are a man Hamster, and men dont bleed anything more than about 10 minutes, if they did, they would be classed as female and their 'mood' you change throughout the course of the bleeding process. So I think its obviously # 3

You were touched by two little boys? :-?