Crouchie's Lawyer

Just those will be fine, the rest are actually quite entertaining

So just one person giggling then? Yup, unbelievable how dumb some people are, this thread has made me realise how people on the main bored, dont get TMS. What? That Atticus, Tiggs and Wiltshire all posted on the same thread after each other?! :shock: So thats a gigantic whoosh for you then. Jawillwill was joking in his post which you have commented on above. Of course he knows what Whoosh is! :roll: Big :smt042 for this thread though, even if SFC **** didnt get that people were playing along to it!

no one cares springs to mind. I know they are funny and all, but when it clearly says in the rules that multiple personalities/log-ons are not permitted, why is it ignored? I mean, next year for example, if someone chose to not renew their membership, surely they could open up 3 or 4 new accounts and make do with registered user posts??? 3 per account?!

I lol'd. Still, if this happened this year, I doubt it would be too much of a problem, the elves wont need to work at 100% with the credit crunch as there isnt going to be as many presents sold this year!

Surely he could have posted the pictures himself before hand, not realising how far it would have gone. Then when he realised it was going to get out of hand, planted his phone in a Maccy D's on purpose so he could use this story and make a bit of money at the same time as eliminating himself from blame (if his wife wasnt in on it)

He once knocked on my door preaching Jehovah. FACT This may or may not be a fact. I like Christmas and my birthday celebrations too much to become a Jehovah

I prefer hangers

Fri: Mate came over, watched Death Race, t'was pretty good Sat: Tidying during day, Chinese Buffet with teh Mrs and a mate and his teh Mrs in evening. Sun: Tidying during day, over parents in evening for a roast. Back to ours to whack some shizzle on ebay. Have already sold a tenners worth, go me. 6/10 (It's back up to 6 Scu, for a number of reasons, 1) went to chinese sat night which was not planned. 2) Saints won and 3) I made some money - hope that is ok, feel free to suggest other possible ratings as you see fit.) Much love

As the title says really, of the players we have on loan at the moment, which one would you keep and why? Mods: could we have a poll please? Pearce Robertson Smith Cork Pulis Pekhart FWIW, I would be torn between Jack Cork and Alex Pearce. I think Pearce has done well and he is a presence in defence which we have been missing, however, Cork is class and can knock the ball about a lot. I think I would have to say..... Pearce

I used to play footy with a Lee Molyneux, for Ranvilles Rangers. Was a very good player and ended up playing for the Skates Youth team, however, he would be 24/25 rather than 19 so I dont think its him. What I am struggling a little with, is the amount of loan players we have... Pearce Robertson Smith Cork Pulis Pekhart Thats 6 already of which all (except maybe Pulis) are regular in the first team. What happens next season when they are no longer here? Presuming they wont sign on permenantly.

Hmmm, it is a company, but I believe here lies the main problem. Get rid of PLC status and we wont have to sell youngsters to line the pockets of the shareholders! Selling youngsters should only happen if we a) need the money b) dont think they player will be of any use in the future or c) the offer is too good to turn down. At no point should we be selling our up and coming youth players to appease the shareholders pockets. I can understand us selling at the moment to stave off administration and appease the bank, but in the future, when (hopefully) things are better and we are not in financial mire, I do not want to see us sell our best to make Lowe et al richer!

Controversial

Did she ask what deserts were on offer? And how much the 'chocolate sponge cake' costs?

What tattoo did you get? I heart god?

Average night in Hedge End?

Oranage Bacardi Breezers seem to do that

F*ckin Yank c*nts. If it's not nailed down, I'm gonna f*ckin sue it! £2m FFS for a few people looking at a few naked pictures?! FFS if he lost the phone the same would happen, I can understand they were trusted to look after the phone but for gods sake, they sue anything and everything. Makes me sick

12 year marriage... DONE

:smt042 Vicky, you're not that bad that you have to pay for it!

You think highly of Stevo!

:smt042 In Stu's words, you wish you was me

You love it when there is a little bit of INS in you, dont you Scu?

Now Im AV too? I could take that, I guess, there have been worse suggestions

http://uk.yahoo.com/ I know its just the yahoo homepage, so Im sure the story wont be on there long, but check out the story which (should) come up first on the link. One for you Scu...

Cheeky oik, you are a spammer in denial. FWIW, I dont think I would start many polls if any