Crouchie's Lawyer

Really? The San Siro ones are worst than this?

I think Tiggs has a point (sort of) with the electronic tags on boots and some form of robotic lino. Im sure it would be very expensive to fit, but would mean the game would be a lot more accurate. How often are goals given when the player is offside? Or offsides given for perfectly timed runs? The ref would be given a signal if the player is stood in an offside position. Likewise, a simple chip in the ball and receptors on the posts\bar would indicate if the ball crossed the line. Challenges/fouls/bookings/sendings off should be left to human interpretation though.

Thanks, there are a few extra bits now on there too. I put you down as the kind of person who would want a 'You're fired' comedy talking pen? Only 99p!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=140284774191

Just a quick tip Saint Stimp... when you list things on ebay, start them off at a lower starting price like 99p or something. If you are majorly concerned about not getting the right amount for it, put a reserve on it, but starting the opening bid lower will a) cost a lot less, and b) mean more people are interested and it will get more bids on it. After all, when selling something in an auction format, you want as many people interested as possible to push the end price up.

I think it is fairly easy to get the Wii chipped yes, although I have not had mine done. The games are easy to find yes, Ill send you a PM...

This was my first bike. It was surprisingly not very quick, however it was extremely economical and ran on an amazing 50:1 Farleys Rusk/Milk mixture. What is a bit wrong though is that when googling 'push trike' with safe search on. This picture came up in the images! :shock:

Complining all the way

Thats a great offer, shame I already have a Wii!

Not unless it was a she, and she was fit, and I was alone, and she would have a gobble whilst I drove her to her destination

Its the Air Con, not the financial. It's ok, I was up there for about a couple of weeks complining information on what systems they had and re-numbering them all (which was a bit tedious) but ITV had a audit of their AC and wanted to get everything up to date (the asset register was a little dated). God Im boring myself talking about it. The plus side was seeing a few 'celebs'. Best of which was the 2nd best ever James Bond.

Dirk Cat (for one) Cat Deeley (for t'other)

:shock: :confused:

The little 'alright blud' handshake at the end is very ghey! Why are they going to suspend him? Surely he issued a yellow to each player? Am I missing a trick here?

Having worked at ITV a bit recently, I often bumped into the presenter. Andrea McLean is a fitteh, but I have never seen 'Loose Women' the show and have no desire too either. I think it would taint my feelings for Andrea! :smt049

I think no way Pedro was just an expression. A coincidental expression

Got an email from these people who I have purchased stuff from in the past (they do some good fancy dress stuff) 50% off 28-30th November, just enter the following code: Blackfriday2008 http://www.halloweenasylum.com/ It is in Yankee Doodle but they ship worldwide

Tis a good little pub and on a nice sunny day it is great to sit out on the benchs with a pint outside infront of the marina! I do also like hopping over to Hamble on a rib and having a few drinks over there, there are a lot of little pubs all close to each other!

Cool, going a bit earlier (about 12 I think) but not driving so dont have the car park problem. Our hotel is only about 200 yards away

:smt042 What a waste of a post Wilts, must try harder, that wasn't to your usual standard. Maybe your Tiggs or Atticus persona could do better...

Mine would be in no order: Rising Sun Jolly Farmer Jolly Sailor Talisman

Nah, serves the plonker right for standing right infront of him!

Are you me? Went to Itchen, used to live in Locksheath.... Bit weird! I doubt he means that one as he is a Hedge Ender (although I guess Hamble isn't that far), but yeah, the Jolly Sailor is a good pub, bit sheet for parking but it's ok. Saw Craig Charles off of Red Dwarf in there before. FACT.

+1 Hatch, why dont you like the Soccer AM backroom team? I think they are actually quite funny!

http://cmfrenzy.com/forum/index.php/topic,11051.0.html Link to site where some bloke has created a shortlist of all the CA/PA stars. I ordered my copy of FM09 Monday and still dont have it!!! Getting agitated!!!

Ah yeah...