Crouchie's Lawyer

What a freak, she doesnt even have nipples :shock:

What did you go for? Out of interest what were postage charges?

I purchased one off tinternet when I was 18. Never had the balls to use it though as I knew pub staff wouldnt look too well upon people 'tampering' with the machines.

Cue Atticus saying he is writing to Gordon Brown or someone complaining... Thats twice on this thread Wilts posts and Tiggs after (when, presumably, Wilts' posts are up)

I have peeled around 200 mini onions in the last month for my Mum to make pickled onions to sell in her christmas crafts shop in Wickham (PM me for details if you are interested in going to see it). I made the fatal mistake the first time of not wearing gloves. I had stained yellow fingers for a week which stunk of pickled onions. I normally dont mind the smell but a weeks worth was enough to make me feel sick. Wore noce yellow marigolds the second time!

And you're paid £60 to do so! Is that what Sunday night's meal is?

Was hoping someone wouldnt pick up on my typo

What are your rules on people using those keys which display the fruit machines info (Cash in machine/last payout etc)?

Did you get teh dumped?

Lolz, why would anyone wanna give up a place to get trashed for free?!

I often say hello to my neighbour. They live across the street from me

Is that because they are the biggest d!cks in Europe? That'll be the top half then eh Stevo?!

Im having a sh!tter at the moment. Drew with Swansea. Lost 2-1 to Birmingham and Coventry. Seem to always go one up and then concede. Im playing 4 2 3 1 formation. Its gash that Saints wont allow any more than 6 coaches. I released all mine and replaced them but the last ones were fitness coaches and as they were signing they were cancelled as Im only allowed 6 coaches. Have no fitness coaches now.

Half day today, going home in 5 minutes to rape FM09 for a few hours. Night in with teh Mrs tonight watch a doovde. Tomorrow, get up at Stupid o'clock to take teh pussers over to her parents for them to look after them for the night. Go to Bath for the work xmas trip. Thermae spa followed by meal and night in posh hotel all paid for. Sunday. Arrive back aroud midday, hopefully sit infront of telebox watching super sunday while playing FM09

Are you a milf/gilf?

What about half baby half old lady?

You are 20 years or so older than your hubby?

Yeah, thats fine, if you are saying something funny, but it's the people who say '.... Is just about to give Edna a blue rinse' that peace me off!

I have mewbs if that helps :smt102

These things intreague me. I have always wanted one, but would only really use it for that, so dont think I can justify spending £££'s on it. Would possibly get the cooking one too!

Yup, havent got a clue what it is!

That's one big toe

I ordered the Saw clown mask and the Saw pigs head mask and both were good. I like the Ork/Goblin/troll thing with the huge mouth. $199.99 so $100.00. £60.00 aint bad for a full on costume as you get the massive latex/rubber mask, hands, feet, robe and fur. Very tempted, just dont think I can fork out £60 just before xmas on something I will only use a few times. I already have the Saw Fancy dress, along with a bananna, a whoopie Cushion and this one...

Robin or boy wonder to fill the new bat suit? WTF?

:smt042 thats gross! Do you think it was a photoshop?