Crouchie's Lawyer

Dont get me wrong, most of what he says is true, however, he has changed. You've changed Stevo.

Whats the matter? Now I know you say that But all the above tend to indicate you have either; a) Had a massive fallout with teh Mrs, possibly resulting in you being single? But I would have thought being the uber e-stud that you are, this would actually be quite good? Or; b) you have 'turned'

Hmmm, so do you. Yes, I know, so do I

I have sold Surman to raise spondooleys to buy the others. If I play 4 at the back it would be: Insua -- Rapnik -- Cork -- James But I would still want to play 2 upfront: Chopra -- Mifsud meaning I have 4 more positions to fill with the following players: Schneiderlin DM/MC Binya: DM/MC Sanmartan AMRC Yildirim AMC Ljungberg AMR Holmes AML Merida AML McGoldrick AMRC ST Wooton DM/DC Gasmi AMRL Suggestions? What would you also do about the coaching? In previous games I have fired all coaches, and started from scratch getting the best coaches specified to each field (like Shooting, Ball Control and Tactics). Saints will only allow 6 coaches. I would need one for the following: Strength Areobic Tactic Defending Attacking Ball Control Shooting Set Pieces Goalkeeping So I need 9 coaches!

Your first date is my birthday! Im so peeved off, as ill be in Canada when Utd come to town!

'Atticus Finch' was a character in To Kill a Mockingbird 'Tiggs' is slang for testicles (very fitting IMO) 'Wilsthire saint' is no different to any other username with location and 'Saint' LVsaint, OhioSaint, Barcelonasaint etc Not knowing the other 'alleged' 4 personas I cannot comment on them, but I fail to see a link between these

Unless he is negotiating extra time upon your extra time, thus giving him 7 extra minutes. I think you are underestimating his intelligence!

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I'd avoid the one which says: Community Payback GBH after being spat on

lol, you should enjoy the phase he is going through whereby he likes to spend time washing. As soon as he turns into a teenager, it turns into avoiding baths/showers at all costs!

Lolz, I have got mine on order...

Sorry Baj, I didnt mean that not smacking your kids would mean they turn out to be little sh!ts, because regardless of if you smack or not, its the general upbringing of a child which has significant effects on how they turn out IMO. I just think that part of the reason (and it is probably a fairly small part) of why soceity has changed is due to the whole discipling of children and how certain things are now deemed wrong or unacceptable. This is why we are seeing a lot more teacher attacks and excluded children from schools.

Fair play. Going one step more towards Mr Controversial, I think this should be extended to people caiming JSA. They should work for the handouts, even if it is simple litter collection in town centres or something. Would act as a deterent to people happy to sit back and claim JSA without trying to get a job, and would make people try harder to get jobs. Would also mean the mundane jobs which people wouldnt normally want would be taken too, as they would pay better (generally) and would (in some cases) not be as degrading as doing something like collecting litter.

I am doing sheet at the moment, think my first season will be about consolation in the CCC to mount my attack on the title next year. I have a very young squad. Been experimenting with formations though as I cannot seem to keep a clean sheet. Now playing two upfront aswell. ----------- Chopra ------ Mifsud ----------- Holmes - Sanmaetan (sp)/Yildirim - Ljungberg -----------Binya ----- Schneirerlin ---------- Insua ------------ Rapnik ------------- Cork ------------------Davis--------------------- Its finally coming together and I think I will manage about mid table this year. Signed Hernani who is to join in Jan and also some young Lazio LB which will be my first choice next year. Has very high potential too.

Im starting to worry about you, are you turning into a ghey? All this women hating!

This is probably the most like my point of view. I was however a fair distance away and walking in another direction, had I been walking past I would have done the above though. I am all for disciplining children in the correct situations, but do not feel public is one of these correct situations.

Oh yes :smt074

Fri: Night in with teh Mrs and packed for weekend away. Burnt Ricky Gervais show onto CD to listen to on way to Bath. Sat: Got up early to drive to Bath. Was meant to be driven by my Dad, but he forgot his tax and had been fined for this so didnt want to risk driving without tax. Dad paid for petrol which was bonus! Had a quick drink and bite to eat in possibly the worlds most expensive cafe (£17.50 for a bottle of beer, glass of mulled wine and 2 x chicken, bacon & mayo sarnie!). Then went onto Bath Thermae Spa, including the roof Spa pool thing which was good. Had teh secks in hotel (4* Hilton which was nice) before popping over to the pub with a few of the lads while the girls got ready. The out to the restaurant for free 3 course meal and loads of free wine. Highlight was one of the engineers being carted out by the ambulance after throwing up and passing out (see other thread). Back to hotel bar to carry on drinking. Sun: woke up early to take advantage of the huge free breakfast. Walked around Bath looking at the xmas market and saw a very funny street show involving two blokes doing acrobatics in just thongs while telling jokes/being funny right infront of a very posh tea room (The Pump House) which made it funnier seeing all these biddy's drinking tea seeing two semi naked men. Drove back to teh Mrs parents house to collect cats. While driving back, got a strong whiff of Smokey Bacon crisps, realised cat had p!ssed herself in her cat box so had to clean her up after we got her back. Vegged on FM09 for a few hours in the afternoon and got to bed for 9pm as very tired. 9/10

Right Stevo, whats the matter? Why are women evil and why did you change your friday plans from seeing your teh Mrs to getting drunk in town? Something must have happened?

Would the thought have not crossed your mind, especially in cases like Baby P though that, in fact, the adult was being too harsh?

Timmy Mallet FFS. Mallets Mallet, Whackaday. You are about the same age as me, you must have seen the Saturday club, with this gimp. Use to play the word game where he says a word and each person has to link their word with the previous word. ie... Timmy: Sand Contestant © 1: Castle C2: Moat C1: Water C2: Fish C1: Chips And so on, if you stutter, repeat or get a word with no association, you lose and get 'whacked' on the head with his pink mallet.

Was walking to work this am and saw a bloke slap a girl of around 11 or so round the face. Now it wasnt a propper massive lashing, but it seemed (from about 50 metres away) more than a comedy slap. I couldnt hear what was being said, but it looked like they were arguing. I slowed my walk and tried to watch without standing there gawping (sp). They appeared to carry on arguing from a distance of a couple of metres or so and I walked on. However, it did cross my mind to go over to him and have a go at him for slapping a child. This then got me thinking albeit in a paranoid kind of way. He could have been abducting her or even one of those abusive parents/step parents/child minders we have heard about in the last few weeks and if I had of gone over, i may have stopped some of this. But the little voice on the other shoulder, pointed out that it may have been a parent dealing with a very naughty child and although maybe shouldnt have done it in public, was infact issuing deserved punishment for bad behaviour. I know there is a smacking ban, but this IMO is wrong and I thoroughly believe that without disciplinging a child, you cannot properly set boundaries and the children grow up to be a little more outlandish than they maybe should be. I know there are exceptions to the rules, and a lot of people do not smack their kids and the kids turn out fine, but it is no coincidence IMO that since this 'smacking ban' and 'It's wrong to disciplin/shout at' your kids mentality has come in, the UK's soceity has slowly declined. When I was starting senior school, there was no way I would ever give lip to the year 11's, out of a mix of respect and fear, however, by the time I got to the end of senior school, the year 7's were a hell of a lot more cheeky than we ever were. Going back to the dilema, I carried on walking, but Im sure there are a few people who would have possibly walked over and said something, maybe ending up with egg on their face, or possibly helping out a situation which could have got worse?!?! What would you have done?

Norway, you will have to post it on here, as you dont have PM facility as WSS points out. TDD - If one of his 'persona' becomes a full member, Im pretty sure, the other 'persona's' will infact die out, as he will then have unlimited posts!

Did you do it? Did this chef not like you?

Im not sure there is a part of the human body which has that many letters?!