Crouchie's Lawyer

Hi guys, I have recently won a Jazz DV151 video camcorder and do not want it. It is brand new and still sealed in its original packaging. Its pink (so maybe a present for the Mrs, your daughter, sister or Mum!) and has a pop out USB so it plugs directly into the computer. Has a 180 degree dual direction preview screen for normal and self portrait videos and a unique 'straight to YouTube' feature too. Features are as follows: Image sensor: 640 x 480 pixels, CMOS sensor Lens: - F2.8, f=3.6mm External memory: SD/MMC up to 2GB Internal memory: Camera function only (no storage available) Modes: Video recording, Video playback & Mass storage Video resoloution: 320 x 240 / 30fps File formats: AVI White balance: Auto Display Screen: 1.52 TFT LCD Digital Zoom: 4X Interface: Slide out USB 1.1 connector Other features: TV Out socket, Microphone and speaker built in Power Source: 2 x AA batteries (required) System requirements: Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista Pentium III 800 MHz or higher 256MB RAM CD ROM 1GB hard drive disk space available Available USB port 16-bit display resolution. Please note you will require 2 x AA batteries and an SD card for this camera, the camera will work without the SD card, but you will not be able to store anything. I have looked at ebay, and there are only a few on there all from the USA, selling for around £35. They retail for £38 on Amazon too. Would be looking for £30 for it, I can post 1st class or collection welcome in Fareham. It is identical to this, but pink: PM for details

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Typed gay into google images. Thank god safe search was 'on'! :smt042

Hmmm, it maybe just me, but when I click the second link (the one to their site) all the pictures are little white boxes with red crosses! Methinks they have removed the pictures which are 'allegedly' misleading. I like this though:

You love it you schlag

Open dictionary and see 'Sarcasm'! For 'accidental', I think he meant - If he were asked by the old bill or his boss what happened, it was 'accident'! for example, yes prison officer, I accidently put my boot into this nonce's face, kinda thing

No, Andrew Surman is white HTH

Put them in the loft. Thats what lofts are meant for. Storing xmas presents. Thats where 'santa' kept ours when we were small!

Neither, she seems quite normal

Dont get me wrong, most of what he says is true, however, he has changed. You've changed Stevo.

Whats the matter? Now I know you say that But all the above tend to indicate you have either; a) Had a massive fallout with teh Mrs, possibly resulting in you being single? But I would have thought being the uber e-stud that you are, this would actually be quite good? Or; b) you have 'turned'

Hmmm, so do you. Yes, I know, so do I

I have sold Surman to raise spondooleys to buy the others. If I play 4 at the back it would be: Insua -- Rapnik -- Cork -- James But I would still want to play 2 upfront: Chopra -- Mifsud meaning I have 4 more positions to fill with the following players: Schneiderlin DM/MC Binya: DM/MC Sanmartan AMRC Yildirim AMC Ljungberg AMR Holmes AML Merida AML McGoldrick AMRC ST Wooton DM/DC Gasmi AMRL Suggestions? What would you also do about the coaching? In previous games I have fired all coaches, and started from scratch getting the best coaches specified to each field (like Shooting, Ball Control and Tactics). Saints will only allow 6 coaches. I would need one for the following: Strength Areobic Tactic Defending Attacking Ball Control Shooting Set Pieces Goalkeeping So I need 9 coaches!

Your first date is my birthday! Im so peeved off, as ill be in Canada when Utd come to town!

'Atticus Finch' was a character in To Kill a Mockingbird 'Tiggs' is slang for testicles (very fitting IMO) 'Wilsthire saint' is no different to any other username with location and 'Saint' LVsaint, OhioSaint, Barcelonasaint etc Not knowing the other 'alleged' 4 personas I cannot comment on them, but I fail to see a link between these

Unless he is negotiating extra time upon your extra time, thus giving him 7 extra minutes. I think you are underestimating his intelligence!

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I'd avoid the one which says: Community Payback GBH after being spat on

lol, you should enjoy the phase he is going through whereby he likes to spend time washing. As soon as he turns into a teenager, it turns into avoiding baths/showers at all costs!

Lolz, I have got mine on order...

Sorry Baj, I didnt mean that not smacking your kids would mean they turn out to be little sh!ts, because regardless of if you smack or not, its the general upbringing of a child which has significant effects on how they turn out IMO. I just think that part of the reason (and it is probably a fairly small part) of why soceity has changed is due to the whole discipling of children and how certain things are now deemed wrong or unacceptable. This is why we are seeing a lot more teacher attacks and excluded children from schools.

Fair play. Going one step more towards Mr Controversial, I think this should be extended to people caiming JSA. They should work for the handouts, even if it is simple litter collection in town centres or something. Would act as a deterent to people happy to sit back and claim JSA without trying to get a job, and would make people try harder to get jobs. Would also mean the mundane jobs which people wouldnt normally want would be taken too, as they would pay better (generally) and would (in some cases) not be as degrading as doing something like collecting litter.

I am doing sheet at the moment, think my first season will be about consolation in the CCC to mount my attack on the title next year. I have a very young squad. Been experimenting with formations though as I cannot seem to keep a clean sheet. Now playing two upfront aswell. ----------- Chopra ------ Mifsud ----------- Holmes - Sanmaetan (sp)/Yildirim - Ljungberg -----------Binya ----- Schneirerlin ---------- Insua ------------ Rapnik ------------- Cork ------------------Davis--------------------- Its finally coming together and I think I will manage about mid table this year. Signed Hernani who is to join in Jan and also some young Lazio LB which will be my first choice next year. Has very high potential too.

Im starting to worry about you, are you turning into a ghey? All this women hating!

This is probably the most like my point of view. I was however a fair distance away and walking in another direction, had I been walking past I would have done the above though. I am all for disciplining children in the correct situations, but do not feel public is one of these correct situations.