Crouchie's Lawyer

I think Robsk II found this a while ago, started a thread on it too

lolz... and

Actually Tiggs of the 3 persona's I know of, you rate #3 in my hate list. Atticus tops it, and wilts is sanwiched inbeteen the two of you. Something I imagine Wilts enjoys, being sandwiched inbetween two blokes (Even if they are in his head) xx

Straight out of the text-retarded dictionary? What do you mean by 'UR'? How can you shorten 'you will' to 'UR'? Where is the 'R'? You do realise if you come across more literate, you may get more bidders who do not want to buy something from a wideboy yoof. HTH

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Smooth mover!

Butt head... I like this game

nice plug

Dear Aids, I am very interested in your self help guide, however have noticed you are infact a cheapskate and havent paid your £5 (or boned someone else into paying it for you yet). Please pay so I can PM you to get this illustrious self help guide. Lots of love INS xx

Hi guys, I have recently won a Jazz DV151 video camcorder and do not want it. It is brand new and still sealed in its original packaging. Its pink (so maybe a present for the Mrs, your daughter, sister or Mum!) and has a pop out USB so it plugs directly into the computer. Has a 180 degree dual direction preview screen for normal and self portrait videos and a unique 'straight to YouTube' feature too. Features are as follows: Image sensor: 640 x 480 pixels, CMOS sensor Lens: - F2.8, f=3.6mm External memory: SD/MMC up to 2GB Internal memory: Camera function only (no storage available) Modes: Video recording, Video playback & Mass storage Video resoloution: 320 x 240 / 30fps File formats: AVI White balance: Auto Display Screen: 1.52 TFT LCD Digital Zoom: 4X Interface: Slide out USB 1.1 connector Other features: TV Out socket, Microphone and speaker built in Power Source: 2 x AA batteries (required) System requirements: Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista Pentium III 800 MHz or higher 256MB RAM CD ROM 1GB hard drive disk space available Available USB port 16-bit display resolution. Please note you will require 2 x AA batteries and an SD card for this camera, the camera will work without the SD card, but you will not be able to store anything. I have looked at ebay, and there are only a few on there all from the USA, selling for around £35. They retail for £38 on Amazon too. Would be looking for £30 for it, I can post 1st class or collection welcome in Fareham. It is identical to this, but pink: PM for details

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Typed gay into google images. Thank god safe search was 'on'! :smt042

Hmmm, it maybe just me, but when I click the second link (the one to their site) all the pictures are little white boxes with red crosses! Methinks they have removed the pictures which are 'allegedly' misleading. I like this though:

You love it you schlag

Open dictionary and see 'Sarcasm'! For 'accidental', I think he meant - If he were asked by the old bill or his boss what happened, it was 'accident'! for example, yes prison officer, I accidently put my boot into this nonce's face, kinda thing

No, Andrew Surman is white HTH

Put them in the loft. Thats what lofts are meant for. Storing xmas presents. Thats where 'santa' kept ours when we were small!

Neither, she seems quite normal

Dont get me wrong, most of what he says is true, however, he has changed. You've changed Stevo.

Whats the matter? Now I know you say that But all the above tend to indicate you have either; a) Had a massive fallout with teh Mrs, possibly resulting in you being single? But I would have thought being the uber e-stud that you are, this would actually be quite good? Or; b) you have 'turned'

Hmmm, so do you. Yes, I know, so do I

I have sold Surman to raise spondooleys to buy the others. If I play 4 at the back it would be: Insua -- Rapnik -- Cork -- James But I would still want to play 2 upfront: Chopra -- Mifsud meaning I have 4 more positions to fill with the following players: Schneiderlin DM/MC Binya: DM/MC Sanmartan AMRC Yildirim AMC Ljungberg AMR Holmes AML Merida AML McGoldrick AMRC ST Wooton DM/DC Gasmi AMRL Suggestions? What would you also do about the coaching? In previous games I have fired all coaches, and started from scratch getting the best coaches specified to each field (like Shooting, Ball Control and Tactics). Saints will only allow 6 coaches. I would need one for the following: Strength Areobic Tactic Defending Attacking Ball Control Shooting Set Pieces Goalkeeping So I need 9 coaches!

Your first date is my birthday! Im so peeved off, as ill be in Canada when Utd come to town!

'Atticus Finch' was a character in To Kill a Mockingbird 'Tiggs' is slang for testicles (very fitting IMO) 'Wilsthire saint' is no different to any other username with location and 'Saint' LVsaint, OhioSaint, Barcelonasaint etc Not knowing the other 'alleged' 4 personas I cannot comment on them, but I fail to see a link between these

Unless he is negotiating extra time upon your extra time, thus giving him 7 extra minutes. I think you are underestimating his intelligence!