Crouchie's Lawyer

Cheap & cheerful = hotel vijaya Nice/posh = victoria

Last night over mates for pizza and playing wii tonight pub for matres bday tomorrow tidy house & super sunday

One word. Amsterdam

SOLD to some pink loving girl on ebay for £32 including delivery. Mods, can this be locked now please. Ta

Get in, come on the Germans!

Ah, re-reading it now, I can see what you and Dog mean. Mods can the title be changed to 'Baby Hope (One of the conjoined twins) dies' Dont think that can be misleading. Thanks

How?

You wouldnt stand a chance my friend. Pay your fiver so you can receive PM's or go over to the other muppet show to send a pm (See stevo's post on other thread) and gimme your MK code, ill whoop you

Come on, there is nothing better than kicking a Jap or Yanks ass online!

Yes they looks like the dog's b*llocks though

I currently hover around the 6500 mark having got it up to 7500 only to lose it again, playing two player with my mate, the combination of a smaller screen and being inebriated, meant I lost points quicker than the bank of england base rate!

Funny you should say that, as although I am considered to be a Matt Le Tissier esk footballer (just waiting to be signed) I am totally she-hite at Golf, which was compounded by my 58 over par after 9 holes when i recently played. However, I am better than Tiger himself on Wii Golf, my record being 8 under after 9 holes

I used to work with the son of the people who own the 'Lambrini' company. Was a gay Italian fella. FACT

Who are you with Poshie?

Now you sound just like my Mrs

Sad if this is genuine, as we all the the press have a habbit of blowing things out of proportion, however, the voice in my head says this could be a disgruntled worker/owner of said site.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081204/tuk-shannon-mother-found-guilty-dba1618.html Good, glad a jury saw sense. Now its up to the Judge to impose a very harsh sentance to reflect this disgusting crime that this sick chav committed. All for money too! I hope she gets a few beatings in prison too.

April 2010 is a looooooooooong way off yet and seeing how the market has changed so much over the last 3 months alone, I dare to predict what it will be like then! Could go two ways, the rates could be low in an attempt to still stimulate the economy out of a recession, or they could be high having sucessfully avoided the recession and now people are spending like mad and rates have to be increased to stave off inflation. I think for the time being, dont worry about it and start looking around about 4 months before, looking at what economists say about whats happening with rates etc and what likely to happen. Or just give me a shout at the time and ill help you out! Yup correct. It depends how long ago you purchased, as if you purchased about a year ago, chances are your 'equity' will be the same if not less than the 8-10% you put down due to house prices falling.

TBF I have never heard of them, but there are 1000's of mortgage companies out there (or there were!) When is your fixed rate due to end? And do you have a decent amount of equity in the property?

A lot of banks are incorporating that now and apparently HBOS and Natiowide have had them for a while, but Im pretty sure HSBC dont, and quite sure C&G and Abbey dont either, but dont quote me on that!

See what you did there! Ah, may update the page then to incorporate some keywords, cheers Scu

To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS.... Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV Christmas time, píssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look ****ty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

Good for me 2.79% now! :D :D

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. I had a pet spider when I was younger. I discovered that when I shouted 'LEFT' he went left, and when I shouted 'RIGHT' he went right, and when I pulled his legs off. . . . he went deaf. I went to the hairdressers yesterday and asked for a Number 2 all over....So he shat on my head. I was in the pub with my brother yesterday, waiting for his friend Steve. I was a little nervous, because Steve has been trapped in a house fire and was horrifcally burned, so i wasn't sure how to act around him. "Don't worry!" my brother said, "Just treat him like any other person". Just then, Steven had walked into the pub, seen us and came over. "Steve!" my brother said, "we were just talking about you; were your ears burning again?"

Whooooooosh