Crouchie's Lawyer

Dont finish till 5.30pm on xmas eve. Return 5th, although I have to use 3 days holiday. However, I am off to Canada skiing, paid for by the boss so should be a good laugh! Just need some ferking snow!

I was merely a child myself. Anyhoo, I am not the kiddy fiddler, my client is *Allegedly*

Definitely. I thought the performance was top notch. Had to sit in a wheelchair and everything

Coming down with it at the moment. Im playing 5 aside tonight though so I hope I can sweat it out. Nose hasnt stopped running all day I have managed to fill half a bin with funky snot tissue

Not nativity related, but I once played a spastic in a wheelchair for my GCSE Drama coursework. T'was an oscar winning performance. I said nothing, just made some nerrrr noises here and there for effect. Teacher said the role was not really fulfilling my potential though

When you cant feel your left hand, do you use it to knock one off, closing your eyes, pretending it is someone else?

as was planned really, t'was ok

+1

Canada skiing, courtesy of my parents. Need snow though, apparently its lacking at the moment

Cheap & cheerful = hotel vijaya Nice/posh = victoria

Last night over mates for pizza and playing wii tonight pub for matres bday tomorrow tidy house & super sunday

One word. Amsterdam

SOLD to some pink loving girl on ebay for £32 including delivery. Mods, can this be locked now please. Ta

Get in, come on the Germans!

Ah, re-reading it now, I can see what you and Dog mean. Mods can the title be changed to 'Baby Hope (One of the conjoined twins) dies' Dont think that can be misleading. Thanks

How?

You wouldnt stand a chance my friend. Pay your fiver so you can receive PM's or go over to the other muppet show to send a pm (See stevo's post on other thread) and gimme your MK code, ill whoop you

Come on, there is nothing better than kicking a Jap or Yanks ass online!

Yes they looks like the dog's b*llocks though

I currently hover around the 6500 mark having got it up to 7500 only to lose it again, playing two player with my mate, the combination of a smaller screen and being inebriated, meant I lost points quicker than the bank of england base rate!

Funny you should say that, as although I am considered to be a Matt Le Tissier esk footballer (just waiting to be signed) I am totally she-hite at Golf, which was compounded by my 58 over par after 9 holes when i recently played. However, I am better than Tiger himself on Wii Golf, my record being 8 under after 9 holes

I used to work with the son of the people who own the 'Lambrini' company. Was a gay Italian fella. FACT

Who are you with Poshie?

Now you sound just like my Mrs

Sad if this is genuine, as we all the the press have a habbit of blowing things out of proportion, however, the voice in my head says this could be a disgruntled worker/owner of said site.