Crouchie's Lawyer

Do you need to be connected to the tinternet to play FM09? Had a power cut earlier, and because the router was switched off, Steam could not connect to the server and I couldnt play it?! Bit ghey if this is the case as I wanna play on a flight im taking soon! Any ideas? Im sure there must be a way to play it 'offline'?

Girl from Big Bang Theory is not on there. She is hawt, makes a dull program watchable

Once for an ambulance for a lady involved in a car accident outside my parents house when I was living there (its a particularily nasty bit of road). She was fine in the end but taken to hospital for shock anyway

Name change for a reason, wont go into details. Dont post during the day anymore either and Rattlec*ck, you really are a tiresome f*ckwit mongloid, go and play on the train track or something. No one actually likes you

Not sure what that will do? Does it soak up sh!t loads of snot?

I have a spider in my garage I have named Charlie. Call the mouse Mickey

I have had a sh!tty cold for the best part of a week now and have been to work every day. People are moaning about catching it which is fair enough and I do feel guilty being there a little, but with my boss being my dad, I dont wanna take the p!ss and I am not bed ridden so feel I should be at work.

Dont finish till 5.30pm on xmas eve. Return 5th, although I have to use 3 days holiday. However, I am off to Canada skiing, paid for by the boss so should be a good laugh! Just need some ferking snow!

I was merely a child myself. Anyhoo, I am not the kiddy fiddler, my client is *Allegedly*

Definitely. I thought the performance was top notch. Had to sit in a wheelchair and everything

Coming down with it at the moment. Im playing 5 aside tonight though so I hope I can sweat it out. Nose hasnt stopped running all day I have managed to fill half a bin with funky snot tissue

Not nativity related, but I once played a spastic in a wheelchair for my GCSE Drama coursework. T'was an oscar winning performance. I said nothing, just made some nerrrr noises here and there for effect. Teacher said the role was not really fulfilling my potential though

When you cant feel your left hand, do you use it to knock one off, closing your eyes, pretending it is someone else?

as was planned really, t'was ok

+1

Canada skiing, courtesy of my parents. Need snow though, apparently its lacking at the moment

Cheap & cheerful = hotel vijaya Nice/posh = victoria

Last night over mates for pizza and playing wii tonight pub for matres bday tomorrow tidy house & super sunday

One word. Amsterdam

SOLD to some pink loving girl on ebay for £32 including delivery. Mods, can this be locked now please. Ta

Get in, come on the Germans!

Ah, re-reading it now, I can see what you and Dog mean. Mods can the title be changed to 'Baby Hope (One of the conjoined twins) dies' Dont think that can be misleading. Thanks

How?

You wouldnt stand a chance my friend. Pay your fiver so you can receive PM's or go over to the other muppet show to send a pm (See stevo's post on other thread) and gimme your MK code, ill whoop you

Come on, there is nothing better than kicking a Jap or Yanks ass online!