Crouchie's Lawyer

What a spiffing thread. I too discovered Haslet about 2 months ago. Asda sell about 17 or so medium slices for £2. Bargain. I have it with some salad and salad cream. My body is a temple and all that.

4 more points in favour of selective breeding IMO. I see she is too fat to work, but not too fat to get her talentless ass down to the x-factor auditions, or flog her story to the press. Stop their benefits and force thr f*ckers to go and get a job or starve. The government should employ someone (like me) to go to every benefit claiming person in the country and judge if they deserve benefits. I would save a few billion I reckon.

That little wabbit looks like a happy little fella

I have been asked to post this reply on 'The Shu's' behalf, against my advice but still...

Dirty batch! :-) Why yes it does. This must mean you used to work with me too?

So tempted but dont think our current kittehs will like it much. Or my wallet! Would be interested in seeing the pics though Jill, I think you still have my email address!

??? Where is the office then? And whats this blokes first name?

Not his kitchen, its was the work kitchen. Funnily enough, our food never lasted long in that fridge!

Lol, I know him, this was filmed at our previous place of work. He is a genuine bloke and loves making people laugh. He was actually doing this as a joke. There is talk about it possibly being put onto rude tube. He is trying to get the you tube hits up, hence asking people to show others. It was in the kitchen at our old place of work, not actually his kitchen. Sorry ladies, he is married! With moves like that, he was snapped up by the first pretty lady who managed to get her hands on him. Believe it or not (and he will hate me for saying this) that baby faced dancer is actually 30!

Howdy folks, I have three separate lots currently on ebay. The first is an all-you-need kit for snowboarding. A 160cm Wild Duck of Switzerland Snowboard complete with large bindings in good condition. A Tantrum padded Snowboard bag and a pair of hardly worn 'Burton Moto' snowboard boots size UK 11.5 / US 13. I purchased the board and bindings from a mate for £50 less than a year ago after he used it for one holiday. I purchased the boots for £125 a year ago and the bag for £25 a year ago. Cost me £200, currently on ebay starting at 1p with a buy it now of £110. Perfect if anyone fancies a cheap snowboarding trip! £35 delivery, or if you live near in between Winchester and Southampton, I woudl be happy to deliver. Alternatively you are more than welcome to collect it. I live in Fareham. I will accept £95 for fellow Saints fans. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=140301702733 Next up I have my Audi A4 3.0l Quattro Sport Auto/Tiptronic. Silver, 53,000 on the clock, 2002 on a 51 plate. MOT May 09, Tax Dec 09 - Not under the new £400 tax bracket either so only £215 for a year's tax. Drives like a dream, solid car in mint condition. Only selling it as I drive a company van and the car gets little use. Buy it now for only £6000 or make me a reasonable offer. Full service history, full leather interior, bose sound system, alloy wears, heated front seats, air con, hidden tow bar. All other info should be on the listing. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=140301777841 Finally a juicer I am listing for my parents. Dont know much about juicers, other than you put fruit in and juice comes out. Cant get a better sales pitch than that. All the gory details are also in the listing! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=140301746229 Cheers for looking, I cant normally access this forum during the day so apologies if you cant get hold of me or if I dont respond quickly, email me greystonesben@yahoo.co.uk if you have questions and I should be able to answer quicker. Ta

Two spoons Dave Spoons

I bummed Jason Vorhees

If I wanted a mouth full of hair, I would lick my cats back. Therefore, runway or full on bald for me

Yes http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7888352.stm He lives quite near me and Pompeylass (within a few miles) and oddly he is my age. Dont know his name though so not sure if I know him.

I have to cook a meal for t'other half. Pro: I get a week off work with food poisoning Con: I have to spend it with the Mrs who will be moaning about also having food poisoning!

Nothing beats stuffing your mouth with marmite flavoured walker and then while crunching, popping a fun size mars bar in there too (your mouth you sick f*ckers), the taste of chocolate and crisps is goooood!

So, other than Durleyfos, has anyone ever met the illucid creature that is the fit lesbo? I personally think it is a myth and like scummer says above, I think they turn to tw*t tasting when they realise they are brut's who cant pull men.

f*cking a cheesegrater

lolage

Knocking one off while having a poo

Wasting 5 minutes of my life reading this thread. And just about to eat a jacket potato!

My bad, I have confused you with JonnyFartPants, the message was for him.

I saw that, then followed it up later by dropping 'sh*te' on live TV too! Dumb scot! His accent was so thick and he seemed possibly intoxicated too that I would be surprised if anyone could understand him. I only picked out a few words from what he was saying

I think a boycott would be better. Someone mentioned on another thread, doing the march in reverse. From reception to a pub, getting to the pub for 3pm. That would be a good idea. Get a place capable of holding over 1000 fans, maybe oceana to broadcast the radio commentry. Or wait until the next game which is on sky and watch it in the pub instead?!

Hate to say it but with average gates of around 15000 saints fans (not including away support), the turn out for the march would be at best 10%. As much as I hate to say it, I can hear the words 'Lunatic Fringe' being shouted all the way from a nice sunny holiday vacation spot somewhere. Do we think 10% will be enough to persuade Lowe et al to 'duck off'? I certainly hope so, but doubt it will be. The only saving grace is our finances. In a twist of fate, our lack of money could be a benefit as the banks could force Lowe et al to step aside in return for continued support. However, they will still be there lurking in the background. Just not the face of the board. The only hope I have is that in being forced to step aside, they realise there is no way for a possible third return and decide to call it a day.