Crouchie's Lawyer

Usain Bolt ran at a peak of 27mph recent world record 100 meter run. Asked why he didn't go above thirty, he said he was concerned that if he hit a small child there would be an 80% chance it would die.

The thing I am concerned with, is that if this is Ras & Saga playing to effectively sell themselves in the shop window, what will happen if once the transfer window closes they are still here? Other than the Hearts games, Rasiaks performances have hardly set the world alight and Saga has been less useful than my nan would have been playing in the same position. I can only see them becoming completely disillousioned and not bothered if they dont get their move away and we will be stuck with 2 pre-maradonna's on big money who wont put into the cause. Rasiak is lazy so I do not see him thinking 'Ill roll up my sleeves and get stuck in until Jan', he will just think b*****ks, I didnt get my move, b***er it, ill sit back and get paid.

Come on tac-tics.... what you heard?

Any news Tac-Tics? Was the 99% deal infact this Chelsea nipper, or is there another signing on the way?

Erm, Im Crouchie ('s Lawyer) Lol

Enough with the Gillet and Scholes talk and back on topic please. Now which is the best; Youporn, Redtube, tnaflix, Pornhub or Spankwire?!

Yes you can, and thus from now on you will be referred to as 'Enjoying Ernie'. You are the new third brand of fan, and can even be the chief of the Enjoying Ernie's!

May I forewarn people of a bit of NSFW'age if they are tempted to do the same kind of 'research' at work as I just did! :shock:

I'm pretty sure my auto renewal was set to 'no' as I dont post much on here any more (ignoring the last 2 days) however it has auto renewed for me. I found a £5.00 deposit in my paypal account from a 'Wiltshire Saint' so Im guessing he has sorted it for me. Cheers fella, I knew you loved me.

And to be fair he is not as fit as Megan Fox, Cheryl Cole, Freda Payne, Amy Smart or Susan Boyle :cool:

Glad we are back on topic! Bloody annoying when people start side tracking! I whole heartedly agree with your comment sir, she is a fine young filly. May I also throw Amy Smart (Butterfly Effect) into the mix?

Thats about 15-20 minutes you wont get back eh?

I saw on the news that some die hard fans are still laying flowers outside Neverland ranch three weeks after michael jackson's death. What the **** are die hard fans doing there? Let the michael jackson fans grieve in peace and wait your turn. Bruce Willis has got a good few years in him yet...

I hate that **** Jack Tweed

If we are talking biscuits, then look no further than pringles!

I think of it as thinking outside the box

Most of us would just have sex with her, but whatever floats your boat I guess!

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where have we said "we want it now" and where have we encouraged each other? It's you hapy clappers that shadow each other from thread to thread posting your boring "In AP we trust" and "I'm just happy to have a club" tosh. We have different opinions - live with it bucko. I'm not a "Yoof" i'm just a fan that wants the best for my team and have not resigned myself to accepting 2nd best.

Maybe I should have worded the initial post differently Micky yes, what I meant on reflection was that I would not be best pleased if it transpired that the original reason given for the failure to sign Jaidi was not true, which it looks likely is the case. It can be argued from both sides till we are blue in the face how this information came to light and I appreciate it was not directly from the club in the form of an official announcement. I cannot say in certainty that it even came indirectly from the club, but I am pretty sure that it has, one way or another. For that reason, I am bemused as to why (possibly) someone from the club has said the deal is (all but?) dead due to work permit issues when they have not even applied for one yet! They may have a very strong feeling that they will be refused a permit, however, as it has also been pointed out from many posters, there is an open appeal process which is very thorough and there is a good chance (seeing as he has resided and played in England for the last 5 years) that the appeal will be successful. So the fact that the club are not willing to even bother trying (from what the Echo have indirectly reported) is somewhat confusing? I believe there is other information they are not telling us about which is an underlying reason. I would like to know why they would not like to inform us of this information as it would put a lot of peoples mind's at ease I believe.

The blokes at Pompey docks?! Hmmm, I think us hetrosexuals have differing views on what 'Taste' means!

Completely agree with this. I really dont see why we dont atleast try to get the permit. It is not as if we are trying to sign some 13 year old Thai boy who plays Sunday football! This is a player who has been living in England and playing at the top levels in English football for the last 5 years. Ok he may not have played over 75% of Tunisia's games in the last 12 months, but he used to be the Tunisian captain for gods sake! Dark Sotonic Mills pointed out that he should be able to register for citizenship now anyway, so something isnt right that they a) believe they will be rejected and b) wont even bother trying!

I think Big Bad Bob maybe a bit of a Big Bad Bender!

Ok, ill give you a shout when I finish with her...