Crouchie's Lawyer

I know, addictive isn't it!

TBF they were always a yoyo team and he has turned them into a team who avoided thr drop, against the odds. When you look at the £70m he has spent, it has to be taken into consideration that had he not kept them up last year, he wouldnt have got all the extra sky money which is what? £50m?

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to f*ck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a sh*t on the floor and p*ss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink c*ck. Let's see Crimewatch f*cking stage a reconstruction of that.

You dont play the wii propperly then. Best way to play the wii is sat in a chair. Wii golf sat down and mario kart sat down. Easy!

Mario Kart and Wii Golf are my personal favourites. Managed a hole in one without the ball trickling in the other day. First time ever. I wanna get the Wii fit and the Rayman Rabbit thingy ma bob. Cant decide whether the Wii Music game looks genuis or gash?

For some reason when I clicked that link it didnt take me to AI page, it took me to a picture of some chump that looks like a poor mans Jonathan Woodgate I know its pretty sad, but I set it up in the hope that it would possibly generate a few air con leads (which it hasnt) that was in the 'new job, must try hard' stage. Her details are in the group mongoman, and why go out with a League two player when you are with a championship player (substitute League two for the league your team plays in, and champioship for the league Bashley play in) much love my love xx

Bates that made me propper lol! Especially number 4. What happened to 1, 2 and 3 though?

Translated should read...

This time Radio 1 presenter Chris Moyles has slipped up... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081203/tuk-moyles-polish-prostitute-gaffe-45dbed5.html They have only received 32 complaints since November 19th, although now its come to the media attention, expect that to increase 10 fold!

I have seen, possibly once or twice them carrying the dead, but once they go into their holes, didnt realise they stack them up?! Why didnt she approve? Result! Why did they go in the first place though? Have they gone again?

Not donkey punch the film... hold on...

Got one of these for xmas a few years ago... Was pretty cool, but they just kind of dug down rather than a nice little intermingling maze of tunnels, and eventually died. What was quite weird though was that when they died, the other ants stacked all the dead bodies in a corner all on top of each other! :confused:

I guess thats what happens when you get old, your brain cells dont work as well as they use to and you just 'bumble' along! (Bit lame?)

Im stumped, there is only really nectar, pollen and buzz which I can shoe horn into a joke and none really work? (without being lame)

Yeah, you should have. By which time LIBOR should (hopefully) have caved in and followed suit to a more reasonable level, which should mean fixed rates will be a lot lower too. PM me at the time and ill look about for you if you want.

Looks like your grandad was done out of £150 then?

Sorry honey

My mortgage is with HSBC, I dont think they employ a collar on their tracker which is currently 1.64% above BOE for the life of the mortgage with no ERC's, but with a 40% deposit. Unfortunately, it was previously a 10% deposit 0.79% tracker for life with a cheaper set up fee of £599 too (Now £995 I think)

Thats still a very good rate yes. Would also mean that if you were planning on fixing your deal when rates bottom out, you may find you get a cheaper rate and payments reduce (say if you got a fixed rate around 2.5% hypothetically speaking). Sadly, lenders have got wise about what rates everyone are looking for at the moment and tracker rates being offered as of today are not brilliant unless you have atleast 30-%-40% equity!

Just a thought, you could catch a couple of bee's and when he is not looking on christmas day, pop them down his jumper/shirt. Once they have stung him, he will probably decide he doesnt wanna keep the nasty little things and will infact thank you for all the time/effort and money you have saved him! That can be your christmas present to him and it wont cost much either!

Go to google, and type in the two things I said Stevo's Mrs present meant....

My birthday is 28th December peeps, remember to budget for this in your credit crunched up plans. If it means little Timmy and little Lola have to go without this year so that you can afford to buy Im_no_sinner his desired birthday present, then sacrifices have to be made. This Credit Crunch affects us all Im afraid!

Nope, no floor limit. Banks and Building Scoeity (Namely Nationwide and HBOS) have only recently imposed these knowing BOE would fall further and they would make a heavier loss on their tracker mortgages (while LIBOR remains stubbornly high). I think its quite funny that Nationwide, the bank which plays on all the negative points of other banks (which are mainly common myths anyway) are one of the only banks employing this sly tactic. Would be quite funny to see another mortgage company come out with a 'p!ss take' TV advert Nationwide style, saying how their trackers dont have low-caps!

Yeah there are some gash games out, and I too fail to see the point of Darts etc.

So to speak...