Crouchie's Lawyer

You are 20 years or so older than your hubby?

Yeah, thats fine, if you are saying something funny, but it's the people who say '.... Is just about to give Edna a blue rinse' that peace me off!

I have mewbs if that helps :smt102

These things intreague me. I have always wanted one, but would only really use it for that, so dont think I can justify spending £££'s on it. Would possibly get the cooking one too!

Yup, havent got a clue what it is!

That's one big toe

I ordered the Saw clown mask and the Saw pigs head mask and both were good. I like the Ork/Goblin/troll thing with the huge mouth. $199.99 so $100.00. £60.00 aint bad for a full on costume as you get the massive latex/rubber mask, hands, feet, robe and fur. Very tempted, just dont think I can fork out £60 just before xmas on something I will only use a few times. I already have the Saw Fancy dress, along with a bananna, a whoopie Cushion and this one...

Robin or boy wonder to fill the new bat suit? WTF?

:smt042 thats gross! Do you think it was a photoshop?

? She is just in a little pain!

Mo fo, why did you have to say that?! You know curiousity is gonna get the better of me now! Edit: quite funny actually!

Yeah, have had a few of these too. Its not too bad when they are a fit girl though!

Your name is not Gordon Trunker. I have changed his notifications, I think it will filter his sh!t out now

Definitely updating your status on Facebook. 1)I am being paid to post on here (I post at work) 2)It staves off major boredom of work 3)I like to think that I make a few people chuckle sometimes (when I am not spamming) 4)Never doubt my coolness. I work for an Air Con company :cool:

So when is the trial then... lolz These one's made me laugh too

I just :smt042 I thought this thread was informative. I was not expecting any replies from it, but thought if people have any fancy dress functions coming up, they offer cheap and decent costumes! Why are you peeing from your arse?

Good job I have those underscores in my name then!

You do, but yours are ok as they are funny ones, they are jokes rather than things you have done/are doing. Always make me laugh and you dont do it every 5 minutes either! Is he a friend on FB then or did you randomly message him?

Annoys the sheet out of me. People who update their status 4 or 5 times a day by phone, and partake in every single f*cking application under the sun - always sending it to you as well! Get a life. Facebook is for arranging social meets / footy and oogling at fittehs and all the pictures they upload. This one bloke I went to school with is a hairdresser, although he is (apparently) not ghey, I question that. Every day without fail, his f*cking status will read something to do with his planned day. Get a f*cking life. This is some his status updates over the last week... Today ..... is gona b a colouring machine 2day (08.04) ..... is gona b hittin the gym afta work, nothings gona stop me!(06.54) Yes thats right, two status updates already, both by phone. ..... has eaten another salad, just a few lbs left 2go! ..... is proppa lookin 4ward to the works do, im even wearing MATCHING socks. ..... set the reminder for 'im a celeb', **** me im sad. ..... cant belive chelsea sat there lastnite and drank wine n ate choc's wen she knows im on i diet! ! ! ..... is Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats, Ho!!! ..... says 'by the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER! ! ! ! ..... has 2mrow off, wat to do wiv myself? ..... is waitin 4 timmy to cum home! (yes the ghey spells come - cum) ..... is still inbed, god why cant i start late evey day? Why the f*ck do you update your status with this sh!t? Sleep if you're in bed! ..... is gettin propa xcited bout the works party nxt weekend. ..... is goin 2 c libby 2day. Cant wait ..... worked '9 to 5' amazing! ..... has just added his dad on fb! ..... is wearing shorts and his ova coat, looking like a flasher! ..... says the guns r dun, no to **** shower and shave ready to go out wiv my bro and dad. ..... is workin the big gunns! No, you big ghey you are texting facebook And after all his status updates, the same women always add stupid comments, they are all fugly too. Its almost as if he is some hairdressing god to them. Seriously, this bloke comments on nearly every photo his friends upload too, my f*cking homepage was full of his sh!t! Sad people. Rant over

Pancake's Algebra is full on rusty. WD40 cant help that f*cker!

They should just put the desperate f*cker down. I mean throwing acid in her face in the hope her (probably) made up husband would leave her so he could have her. Did he think that after throwing acid in her face blinding her, she would fall desperately in love with him?! WTF?

At 11.15pm? He is a miserable old git (something I think most Skate fans have in common - excluding you obviously :smt054) and has no friends so wouldnt of been down the pub.

I was in the top 2% of the country when they did that test the nation IQ thing (hardly Mensa I know). I may come across as a spamming mongtard, but I am actually a genius! You wish you were me

Cheeky pink football wearing, make-up loving woofta. I make that site!

I watched the first half, then had to play footy from 9.30 - 10.30 so sky plussed the rest of it. Was so annoyed when they went 2-0 up and saw no way of Milan coming back when they were still 2-0 down in the 83rd minute. Up steps Ronnie. Then to snatch the equaliser in the 92 minute was amazing! It must have been about 11.15pm when I jumped up and shouted 'Get in there' really loud. My next door neighbour is a skate, so hopefully that woke him up! You probably heard me from your house too PL!