Crouchie's Lawyer

I have to be careful reading the thread on the link as so many comments make me lol, but I am in a quiet office! I like the comment:

I saw that advertised on ITV and thought of you and laughed. Where was it filmed? Wasnt the ITV London Studio's was it, within half a mile of Waterloo station?

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Comedy. You couldn't write that sh!t.

I noticed this, however it was about an hour apart. Obviously the lonely f*cker spent an hour cracking off to material from illegal websites between posts.

When Hamster is on here, and meant to be working, pop your b*llocks in one of those plastic cups you get with office water coolers and walk up behind him, resting the cup on his shoulder and ask him if he would like a cuppa. Much love

Because Rory gets bored with my normal weekends, have made other plans. So, I shall be servicing Rory's Mum's boiler this Saturday night. Tonight: Mrs is going over her mates, so my mate is coming over. Will prob watch 'Taken' on doovde. Tomorrow: Up early to fit a battery to the Audi, due to teh Mrs car being a write off (with what I deem as a small dent and a smashed light ), I think we will be keeping the Audi! possibly watch a bit of footeh on telebox and listen to Saints. Fill in application forms for the Mortgage Network company I will be using for my mortgage company I have set up. Most of the weekend will be spent cleaning the house but on the plus side, we will have a nice tidy house to live in Prediction 6/10

She has a receeding hair line!

Only the welsh... Now if the dog was seen squatting, curling out a long one, while Charlton was lining up his shot, that would be funny TV!

Im wondering how much money we will have to pay to get teh laid!

HTH

I was eagerly awaiting your posts on here today. You have not disappointed. Do you not feel the pressure of becoming a full member now? As you will have to keep a high level of standard in your posts, otherwise you will end up being me! :smt069

Dont have

Ill forward to your b-anter PM now...

Also very sneeky, and a sure fire way to lose her, if she catches him! Besides, when she texts him saying 'things are better now, how are you and Paul finding married life since the civil ceremony, can I pop over in a moment to see my two best ghey friends' They would find it a little weird that she texted him, and got no response!? And how bad would TDD feel?!

What about teh Mrs? When you say join, are you selling your wares? Or buying other's?

God, with recent events that could be any of them!

Presume you're single, in the current financial situation you are in, and you were propositioned by (if your male) the female below, and (if your female) the male below. How much money would be your breaking point, before you gave in and bedded the beauty? Everyone has their price Im sure! For him: For her: I think £150k would be my sensible figure

Im definitely a downy duckling. But colour wise I would say I was definitely 'snow gum'. Only albino's are pastier than me. I reflect sunlight from my legs!

Made me lol, I had this conversation with my Mrs, that time me, you and Buzzin were exchanging insults. (Although it wasnt 'someone is wrong on the innernets', it was 'Im arguing with someone on innernets')

Good, ill be there in a moment, I have some paying in to do, its all in coins though, so to make it easier, ill just tell you its £4650 worth, you can take my word for it. Will save you counting! I used to work in a bank, which one do you work for?

'GiRls Toys R Us'.... Ann Summers are diversifying the brand name

IMO not unless they wanna get in their knickers, but I could be wrong, Im sure there are circumstances where they would text that and just be a friend. Few and far between though if you ask me. Could be a gheyer I suppose?

I was pulling your leg...

She left you cos you wouldnt try clothes on in shops? Bit harsh, probably better off without her TBF