Crouchie's Lawyer

Isnt that what all politians do?!

Surely doing the latter will achieve the former though?!

Most times i dont even bother to take things back! If I buy something which doesnt fit or look right (after much umming and arring when i get home), It just goes into the wardrobe and never gets worn. Another bloke thing... not trying clothes on in shops

Simple Ponteh

Brilliant, where do you work?

Just realised that there is a 1000 letter limit on SWF PM's, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than that

You have a PM on b-anter

And expensive I would imagine!

Maybe, maybe not, only time will tell. However at the moment, we both want it to work, so we are trying

Sounds like an short term identical version of whats going on with me mate. Although apparently Ess and Pancake, think I am a sad desperate loser who has a firm grip of the ankle of his girlfriend who is walking out the door! :smt042 Mr Mrs has apologised for blowing things out of proportion on the weekend, admitting she has bottled everything up and it shouldnt have got that bad. She moved back in as she missed me and wants to stay together. At the moment, I am undecided if it will work, which is why my head is

I what way? Again, I am chosing to divulge what I want to, so how can you make an honest opinion with limited information?

Maybe because generally taxi drivers = c*nts. I have only met a few who seem 'normal' and maybe people hope Ess can be 'normal' but he fails time on time and reverts back to the taxi driver = c*nt Ess

Yes I am ever so desperate Im currently crying over my laptop in the middle of the office because you have hit the nail on the head :roll: She is not sad enough to stay with someone out of pity, like I am not, and her wanting to postpone the wedding is maybe because she thinks its not just her who is unhappy at the moment? Maybe arranging the whole wedding is stressful for her? Maybe you know nothing at all, but being a taxi driver, you seem to have a god given right to think you are also a shrink? If you knew me/her/us, I may listen to what you have to say, and although I have voiced my situation on here possibly looking for opinions, your opinion holds no weight with me because I cannot take a word of what you say seriously. Does it bother you people view you as a joke? I know for all my spamming and Crouchiesque posts I have a serious side, where I can discuss things like a grown adult. I am yet to see that you have anything near a side like this.

lol. Definitely Ronnie Corbett

Maybe I dont want to? Maybe, I love her and know she loves me. Maybe we are stuck in a rut, because I went from being completely happy in a job I loved earning a lot of money to now not being as happy as I have had to change industry and earn substantionally less than I did, working longer hours, further away. Maybe this is the reason I have been coming back from work and vegging out, and realising it is not doing any good for me/her/us and that I need to get back on track, will infact solve all the problems. Maybe this is why she hasnt left me and I wont leave her. Maybe

And you're another one in the Wilts/Tiggs/Atticcus bracket. Do you ever come onto a thread to contribute toward the actual thread? It seems every time you come onto SWF, it is litterally to spite people, take the **** out of what others have said! You may call it b-anter, and think people like you, in a similar way that the school bully thinks he has a lot of friends. B-anter is different, what you do is just c*nty. Why bother coming on here if it 'bores you' and you dont like the people who post? Why not stick to your own little racial world where you are king of a forum which struggles to get more than 10-15 posts a day? I think you are a very insecure person Ess, its the only rational explanation for it. You hide behind your own insecurities by mocking others. As a taxi driver, Im sure you are a fairly worldly person, speaking to a lot of different people on a regular basis, so why not contribute to threads rather than waste you 3 posts a day abusing people? You may find then, that people take you seriously and actually like you (cue your comment 'oh noes, people on innernets dont like me'). But the fact is, very little people actually enjoy being disliked. And you know nothing about me, I chose to let people know what I want them to know. And if it seems I am divulging my personal life on the innernet, then maybe have you considered I want other opinions? If you do not care to give your opinion, or indeed even read my post, then dont. F*ck off back to b-anter. Glad to help

Probably. I'd like to point out though that I do the main part of my 'geeking' it up as you call it, when I am at work. Ergo, not with her. You have taken your 'geeking it up' to a whole other level, setting up your own forum so you can have lots of little followers and publisise your racial views pretending to be all hard and stuff. Yes I am explaining myself again. No I may not 'get it' and yes you are a c*nt. Glad to help

Sleep with lots of wimminz, you will then have to keep count, increasing your basic arithmatic skills. FACT.

We have our own rulez!

Its just like one of them there secksy novels like.

:smt042 If working in air conditioning and having a qualification in giving mortgage advice gives me the ability to become a legal top bod, then I wouldnt waste time trying to sue someone for a transcript they sent me. I would start a massive legal campaign to rid the world of gingers, I'd have a big ass banner and poster with your picture on it too! Much love. xxx

I think this should be a must for all people convicted of causing pain to children unecessarily and also to paedo's.

Calculator. HTH

Must try harder then. I didnt get the point of the response, however, after careful consideration, you were either calling me a dildo or (and this is the one I favour) you were proposing that there is now a dildo floating around in space, citing a dildo as a 'lady tool'

People have proposed that I am Crouchie reincarnated. I was not around when Crouchie posted on here (presuming he has not re-registered as another user (no not I_N_S)) I believe I have a similar 'posting' style (some may call it spamming) and I have been told I explain things like he used to. I can confirm I am not Crouchie though, however, the likes of Tiggs, Atticus, Wiltshire blah blah blah will still tell you otherwise, so Im happy for them to think what they want :cool: