Crouchie's Lawyer

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/article.html?a=/10112008/344/glitter-song-gcse-extra-syllabus.html&e=l_news_dm He must love it that kids are being told to listen to him!

Erm? Im pretty sure if you get points, they will up your premiums. Maybe not mid-year, but certainly next year. Insurance companies need no excuse to charge extra, its how they make money and accidents and speeding fines Im afraid, are always chargable by additional loadings on your premium.

She is, she works for Fitness First!

I know people think they are a little brash and jump to 'have a go' at people quickly, but surely you cant condone this? The Daily Mail gets a lot of stick about publishing strong views, some of it merited, however, fair play to them for having the balls to speak out against people who do wrong things. Soceity has turned into a bit of a 'so long as Im not affected directly, ill just sit quietly in the corner and let it be' and its comment like that which make people not want to express any view of their own, for fear they will be branded 'too stongly viewed'

Fri: Night in with teh Mrs, Chinese takeaway and caught up with the weeks telebox fun. Sat: Nice long lay in, watched Soccer AM, then Utd Vs Arsenal, reheated chinese for brekky, lounged around during day, over mates in evening to play new pro evo, few smokes and pizza. Sun: Nice long lie in, over parents in evening for roast, had to help my mum peel over 500 mini onions for her to make pickled onions. I now have stained yellow fingers which f*cking stink. Indoor footy in teh evening.

I love penguins

Ah, my mistake, I thought he died too.

Looks like what I am blowing out of my nose every 10 minutes this morning

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081110/tuk-anger-over-handcuff-celebration-45dbed5.html Personally I think he was wrong to do it. Fair enough going to see him in prison to support him, but dedicating a celebration to him is a bit wrong. He did afterall kill those two kids and their dad. Edit: He tries to worm his way out of it by saying it was a private celebration, not the McCormick celebration.

I once did a mortgage for a Maxine Carr, dont think it was her though. The age didnt tie up either and Im pretty sure she has changed her name to hide her identity now?

Yet he still didnt have a go? Thats dedication that is. Permission granted and still remains faithful

Mods, can Bates avatar be changed as per above please. Ta

I have heard older generation people say after hearing 'Thats not fair' - 'neither is a black mans bum'. Dont know if this is racist or just a phase that was around at the time?

Even at the age of 25 my parents still insist on getting me a stocking. Brilliant when I was younger for the smaller presents, like WWF figures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures, but after the age of 10, they have been filled with cheap tat, and over the last 3 years (as I now have my own house) every year, they are filled with cheap tools from Poundland, which break after (and sometimes before) the first use! Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too!

Did he 'touch' you?

Nope, I have a high spam tolerence

Another one... http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/5651/Woman-has-200-orgasms-a-day-Sarah-Carmen-suffers-from-Permanent-Sexual-Arousal-Syndrome-PSAS.html Right, if ever I become single, I now know the way forward. I am going to 'pretend' to be a sex addict and go to one of these Sex Annonomous meeting. Befriend the best looking girls and hey presto, instant sex on a tap!

She has obviously exhausted her local community, and no one will touch her with a barge pole now, so the best thing to do, is sell your story to the National Press, and judging by all the responses at the bottom of that article, she has just secured her next few thousand 'buddies'. She could just move town and start all over again. I fail to believe that she is 100% of the time 'careful' if her 'disease' is that bad, Im sure if she had a man with his wang out in front of her, she would not stop because he didnt have a rubber. I bet she is disease riddled up! She sleeps with an average of over 10 people a month. 1000 people in 8 years (since she lost her virginity as a surprisingly high age of 17 - for a Essex bird!) Why would anyone go out with her? Her new boyfriend - Wayne, must have some serious self respective issues. It has failure written all over it. On the plus side for him though, I bet she is a right dirter. SHe would spit on it and everything!

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Sh!tzu and a Parrot, it would be Sh!tot

Yes, twice. Very funny. Make sure, if you are sat near the front, you go to the toilet half way through!

Nan's love puzzles. FACT

My excel spread sheet would not calculate higher than 2811 - well it did but the cells contains letters. I dont know what is after a billion? Is it Trillion or Zillion? Whatever it is, the year 3000 will see subsciptions of 2.63427E+13 I think Bajjer's great great great grandaughter will not only look pretty fine, but she will be very well off too!