Crouchie's Lawyer

Looks like what I am blowing out of my nose every 10 minutes this morning

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081110/tuk-anger-over-handcuff-celebration-45dbed5.html Personally I think he was wrong to do it. Fair enough going to see him in prison to support him, but dedicating a celebration to him is a bit wrong. He did afterall kill those two kids and their dad. Edit: He tries to worm his way out of it by saying it was a private celebration, not the McCormick celebration.

I once did a mortgage for a Maxine Carr, dont think it was her though. The age didnt tie up either and Im pretty sure she has changed her name to hide her identity now?

Yet he still didnt have a go? Thats dedication that is. Permission granted and still remains faithful

Mods, can Bates avatar be changed as per above please. Ta

I have heard older generation people say after hearing 'Thats not fair' - 'neither is a black mans bum'. Dont know if this is racist or just a phase that was around at the time?

Even at the age of 25 my parents still insist on getting me a stocking. Brilliant when I was younger for the smaller presents, like WWF figures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures, but after the age of 10, they have been filled with cheap tat, and over the last 3 years (as I now have my own house) every year, they are filled with cheap tools from Poundland, which break after (and sometimes before) the first use! Still I grin and bear it, as they always give me a few hundred quid in cash too!

Did he 'touch' you?

Nope, I have a high spam tolerence

Another one... http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/5651/Woman-has-200-orgasms-a-day-Sarah-Carmen-suffers-from-Permanent-Sexual-Arousal-Syndrome-PSAS.html Right, if ever I become single, I now know the way forward. I am going to 'pretend' to be a sex addict and go to one of these Sex Annonomous meeting. Befriend the best looking girls and hey presto, instant sex on a tap!

She has obviously exhausted her local community, and no one will touch her with a barge pole now, so the best thing to do, is sell your story to the National Press, and judging by all the responses at the bottom of that article, she has just secured her next few thousand 'buddies'. She could just move town and start all over again. I fail to believe that she is 100% of the time 'careful' if her 'disease' is that bad, Im sure if she had a man with his wang out in front of her, she would not stop because he didnt have a rubber. I bet she is disease riddled up! She sleeps with an average of over 10 people a month. 1000 people in 8 years (since she lost her virginity as a surprisingly high age of 17 - for a Essex bird!) Why would anyone go out with her? Her new boyfriend - Wayne, must have some serious self respective issues. It has failure written all over it. On the plus side for him though, I bet she is a right dirter. SHe would spit on it and everything!

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No.

Sh!tzu and a Parrot, it would be Sh!tot

Yes, twice. Very funny. Make sure, if you are sat near the front, you go to the toilet half way through!

Nan's love puzzles. FACT

My excel spread sheet would not calculate higher than 2811 - well it did but the cells contains letters. I dont know what is after a billion? Is it Trillion or Zillion? Whatever it is, the year 3000 will see subsciptions of 2.63427E+13 I think Bajjer's great great great grandaughter will not only look pretty fine, but she will be very well off too!

You are not accounting for inflation though mate. Based on an average of 3% inflation pa, in the year 2811, the annual subscription alone would be £98,724,335,191.00 (Ninety eight billion, seven hundred and twenty four million, three hundred and thirty five thousand, one hundred and ninety one pounds) And Bajjy said it was a non-profit making entity!

Was it a Monty Python re-run?

There will be no way that the ERC's would be worth paying if its fixed for that long. Over the last few years, rates being relatively low coupled with lenders increasing the ERC's, mean that 99% of the time the ERC means it doesnt benefit changing the rate. This is my plan. My rate ends the end of this month. I was fixed at 4.89% for 3 years and was fearing the end of my rate. C&G my current lender could only offer a fixed rate of 6.24% recently! Glad I shopped around, as I managed to get a tracker with HSBC at .89% above BOE so my new rate as of next month is 3.89%!! I managed to get the HSBC rate before they pulled all their best rates too! The thing which annoys me is the lenders pulling the tracker rates knowing the base rate will fall. Greedy bar stewards. Re your comment Steve, I agree, people were moaning that they were lending too much too cheaply, however, providing they keep their criteria strick and dont lend to people who wont pay their mortgage, it should be fine.

Meh, still probably 'would' I would accept that from anyone other than you Stevo. You 'would' more often than me!

Precisely! I buy DVD's from knock off Nigel £1.22 a pop, all DVD screeners and a lot of the time, they come from Yankeedoodle so I get them before or actually when they are in the cinny over here. I still go for the 'bigger' films which require the experience of the cinema, like Cloverfield for example. By the time you have paid for two cinny tickets, parking (if chargable) and a drink each and some food, you would be lucky to see change from £25!

Sadly enough, I worked this out just the other day too when I heard it on Radio 1.

I turned safe search off before typing in 'Lorraine Kelly' after my previous search was for 'squatting down'.... Not.nice. Pics of LK are funneh though. She obviously lost her razor/immac