Crouchie's Lawyer

What do you do for a living? Have you ever experienced the affects of it? My cat seemed very spaced out and stoned like!

Haha, I was waiting for some git to come up with that and you were the first one! Ill go for an advance notice please. I can plan to wear some nice soiled undies for the paramedics to have to deal with. Also, spectacular I think. Wanna atleast make the papers and be famous. Yeah, re the guys in the north of pakistan, they will probably cost too much so will have to give them a miss

Fighting mood?? You sound like you have done this before??? Explain??

Couldnt ever do it, so I think, if I had to, I would put myself in a position where someone would kill me.

Depending on a) who you annoyed/upset and b) what you did to upset them

I gave my cat 5mg of this Sunday night. She lost the use of her rear legs for about 3 hours. Surprisingly didnt flinch much when we rectally administered it either?!

Baj, looking at your reason for editing Jonny's post, who is 'telling you off' re posting the article??

All the more reason why they should just stick to speaking English FFS! Why have 2 languages?

Either thats a big WHOOOOOOSH for Scotty, or an unintentional pun from Ron

My cat suffers from epilepsy and she had a fit at 3:30am this morning. I commented on this on the weekend fred as it put a downer on the otherwise good weekend and people have been taking the peace since.

Very good. Im not that fickle Scotty, just dont like it when c*nts like Essruu and AV directly laugh at it. While yours was borderline c*ntish, it did have a double meaning so I will overlook it. And its not as if you have directly laughed at it. =; Thats not your cue to either

Where is Afan Valley? How much did it cost you Dog?

I was refering to how it brings a smile to your face, thinking of when he died!

I hope im not included within this? Wow, you must have loved that dog

Did it die?

Having teeth extracted is slightly different to a fit though TBF AV. A fit is uncontrollable, comes out of the blue and is part of an illness. Which in all fairness is not fully understood. Therefore, I worry that one day, she may not fully recover, or worse still pass away. Arranging for teeth to be extracted is an operation, whereby 99% of the time, everything goes as planned so nothing has to be worried about. I mentioned it, as it was a significant part of my weekend and I was contributing to teh weekend fred. I did not start another thread about it and expect comments to be passed on regarding it. I also mentioned it to show Jill, she was not alone in having a sheet weekend due to an unfortunate event regarding a pet. The 'go faster stripes' as you call them are where he either had a blood sample taken, or they gave him aneasthitic (sp). And while we all have our innernet personas, I for one, would never joke about someone elses pet being ill or dying, for fear of Karma making it happen to one of mine (if Karma is such a thing)

well done

Yeah I find that. Happy Birthday wishes from people you only added as friends as you used to go to school with them etc. Seems there are a lot of people who are obsessed with Facebook. People sending 'Join our blood wars vampire game group' and sheet like that, why bother? You wanna play computer games, get a PC/Xbox/Wii/PS3 FFS! Someone I know seems to update his status about 10 times a day via his phone. That is gimpy IMO. I use Facebook to check out pictures of hot female mates, upload and laugh at pictures of me and my mates and arrange footy and poker. Anyway, rant over. Happy bday JS

meh f*ck it. If someone came on here saying their pet or even family member was ill or died, I would send my condonances, not take the peace. Although, I guess thats where some people have morals and know TMS is only just a forum. And before you come back saying TMS is just a forum, dont take it so seriously, we know certain topics are not to be joked about, for example racism. So if you can comprehend this, then surely those same morals can be used when someone is clearly upset/uncomfortable with something? You wouldnt take the peace out of your mate down the pub if his cat/dog got ill would you? So why different here?

Meow meaning 'catty-ness' or you peace taking too?

You need to pop your bday into your profile (i think) and it then goes into the calendar

Ah, thought I was going mad for a second then! Happy bday thesaint_SFC. Make sure you're well hydrated!

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Do remember this is not b-anter, its TMS and albeit there are elements of **** taking, the majority of members have morals and some decency, unlike b-anter, so your attention seeking comments wont win you fans here. Besides, you dont have to suck up to Baj/Steve or any other admins, as they dont care.

Epilipsey in cats is not caused by flashing lights you f*cktard HTH